Judgment Is My Love Language

We said what we said—and yes, we do judge. In this episode of Apocalypse and Avocados, the gang unleashes a symphony of side-eyes and savage truth bombs as they spiral through their biggest pet peeves—from flaky friends and ghosting gurus to pop culture chaos and social media nonsense. Nothing is safe: not that one friend who never shows up, not Ozempic influencers, not even Britney.

We’re talking queer-coded behaviors, friendship friction, the weird way people misuse words online, and why judgment isn’t always a bad thing—it might just be our love language. Plus, we get real about body image, relationship boundaries, and the unrealistic BS fed to us by celebrity culture.

Expect hot takes, cold truths, and one too many rants about hair in the shower. Judgment? Activated.

Chapters Include:
💅 Gadar or Radar: Queer Coded Behaviors
💢 Everyday Annoyances & Flaky Friends
📱 Pop Culture Meltdowns
💉 Weight Loss Drugs & Body Image Real Talk
💬 Relationship Red Flags & Communication Fails

Takeaways:
– Humor is therapy.
– Social media is a lawless swamp.
– Communication > silent resentment.
– Judgment isn't hate—sometimes it’s just honesty... with flair.

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