Nothing Is Safe - Not My Cartoons, Not My Capri Sun

Remember when juice was just juice and cartoons didn’t need a gritty reboot? Welcome to the episode where we unpack how everything from your childhood—snacks, shows, and even your beloved Capri Sun—has been rebranded, repackaged, and rebooted for adulthood. From alcoholic Sunny D to Barbie movies and mushroom-infused “wellness” drinks, Peter, Shaun, and Carissa spiral through nostalgia, laugh at the chaos, and ask: is anything sacred anymore?

Join us for wild stories, unfiltered opinions, and a game of “Reboot, Scam, or 90s Core” that will have you questioning every trip down memory lane. If you’ve ever impulse-bought a Lisa Frank water bottle or cried at a Kool-Aid commercial, this one’s for you. Hit play, hydrate with intention, and don’t forget to share your #SippyCupSadness or #RebootRegrets with us!

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