Episode 2

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7th Apr 2025

Rent, Debt, & Other Shit That's Killing Us Slowly!

Rent, debt, and overpriced pork chops—welcome to another episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, where your hosts Shaun, Carissa, and Peter tackle the financial dumpster fire that's slowly roasting us alive.

Join us as we dive deep into the reality of skyrocketing rent prices (spoiler: it's terrifying), the elusive concept of "cost of living," and uncover the hidden reality behind the "gay tax"—those extra costs queer folks face simply for existing. We’ve got all the stats, sass, and salty jokes you need.

Highlights include:

  • The Price is Wrong: Guess what state has the highest and lowest housings costs.

  • Oreos, Our One True Love: A surprisingly passionate sidebar on why we'll sacrifice just about anything except our beloved Oreos.

  • Tariffs on Penguins? Yeah, even we couldn't make this shit up.

Tune in, laugh through the existential dread, and remember: we're all just one missed rent payment away from hosting an OnlyFans dedicated solely to reviewing sandwich cookies.


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About the Podcast

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.
Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce.
Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce. From dating apps to climate dread, nothing’s off-limits. It’s part survival guide, part group therapy, all too real.

New episodes every Monday & Thursday.

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Because if we’re going down, we’re doing it with guac and gay panic.

About your host

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Peter Perez