Episode 3

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Published on:

10th Apr 2025

Toxic Besties & Ghosted Group Chats: Surviving Friendship Breakups

In this hilariously dark and brutally honest episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we're tackling the messy world of queer friendships—from ghosted group chats to toxic besties. Ever wonder why maintaining friendships feels like a full-time job? Or why your BFF suddenly vanished quicker than your last Tinder match? We dive into the hilarious horrors of ghosting, spotting friendship red flags (hint: stop hitting on your gay friends!), and navigating those toxic relationships that feel suspiciously like bad reality TV.


Laugh along as we share cringe-worthy personal stories, unpack the complex dynamics of queer friendships, and debate the chaotic pressure around millennials choosing (or refusing) to have kids. Learn why setting boundaries is crucial—unless, of course, you enjoy emotional turmoil and endless drama (we won’t judge…much).


From recognizing codependency to using humor as a coping mechanism, this episode is a relatable guide to surviving friendship breakups without losing your sanity. Grab a drink, get comfy, and join us as we navigate queer friendships—the good, the bad, and the hilariously toxic.

Tune in now and laugh your way through the chaos!


Listen if you dare, and remember: "It's not that deep." Or is it?


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About the Podcast

Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.
Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce.
Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce. From dating apps to climate dread, nothing’s off-limits. It’s part survival guide, part group therapy, all too real.

New episodes every Monday & Thursday.

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Because if we’re going down, we’re doing it with guac and gay panic.

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