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25th Aug 2025

Reality Is Optional (And So Is Sobriety at Brunch)

Is memory just a group conspiracy, or did we all collectively forget how facts work? This week, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew return with a dose of reality-warping chaos, serving up lies, half-truths, and enough shared confusion to make your group chat spiral. Join us for a Monday where brunch is blurry, pop culture is gaslit, and nobody makes it out unscathed—or particularly sober.

Truth is relative, humor isn’t, and our only rule: trust absolutely nothing but your own group text. New episode out now. Spiraling is optional, but highly encouraged.

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Peter:

Raise your hand if you remember Pikachu with a black tail.

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Keep it up if you think it was

spelled the Bernstein Bears.

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And if you swear you saw me at

Pride in:

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crying in a Taco Bell Quesadilla.

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Welcome to the Mandela Effect.

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This is Apocalypse and Avocados.

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Apocalypse and avocados.

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Carissa: If you remember Pikachu with

a Black Tail, think the Bernstein

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Bear spelled their name with an E.

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Or swear you saw Peter sober at brunch.

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Congrats.

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You're suffering from the Mandela Effect.

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Welcome to Apocalypse and Avocados,

where reality is optional and

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memory is a group project.

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I

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Peter: fucking resent that.

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I'm just saying

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Carissa: why

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Peter: you saw me sober at brunch.

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I fucking resent you both.

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No, if they think they

saw you sober at brunch,

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Carissa: I've never seen

you sober at brunch.

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Peter: What is brunch?

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Shaun: What is lunch?

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Carissa: What is sober?

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No tip.

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No tip.

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Peter: Just the tip.

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You can still get pregnant

from just the tip.

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Yes, absolutely.

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Just pokes through that hymen.

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Shaun: Welcome to Apocalypse and Avocados.

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I am Sean, your gay Gremlin, and

I'm here with Carissa and Peter.

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Carissa: Hello Mother.

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Aah.

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Peter: I have been sober at brunch.

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I just wanna point that out.

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He's lying.

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Carissa: He's a liar

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anyway.

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Just like he's not drinking right now.

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Shaun: I'm not.

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Today we are going to talk a little

bit about the Mandela Effect.

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Mandela Effect.

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Mandela Mandala.

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How are we supposed to say it?

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'cause it's Nelson Mandela.

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Who it's named after, but I swear

everyone calls it the Mandala Effect.

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Peter: Yeah.

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Mandala is the, like the tattoos that

they do at Indian weddings, right?

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Shaun: Yes.

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Peter: I thought that

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Shaun: was

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Peter: like Hena.

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Yeah, but the , mandala is the

actual like outline of the tattoo.

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Yeah.

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Ya Very spiritual.

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Ya.

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Shaun: Let's, do you guys know

what the Mandela Effect is?

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Peter: Yes.

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But let's explain it for our

listeners that don't know what it is.

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Would you want to give

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Shaun: your definition?

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Peter: My definition is basically

a group psychosis where we are, we

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all experience things one way but

they actually are a different way.

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Everybody remembers a situation.

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Cheez-Its for example

it is actually Che it

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Carissa: cheese it.

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No, they're Cheez-Its,

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Peter: yeah.

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See that's, there's more

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Carissa: than one.

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Peter: That's the point.

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Everyone remembers it as Cheez-Its,

but it is actually Cheez it and Key.

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Shaun: That was a great

way to describe it because.

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What I was going to say or the definition

I got from looking it up was that the

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Mandela effect is when groups of people

share the same wrong memory and it's

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named after people misremembering Nelson

andela dying in prison in the:

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So that does, that's absolutely true.

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It does have to be like a large group of

people who all remember the same thing.

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For it to really be considered.

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The mandala effect.

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Carissa: Now I have a question.

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Did he really die in the 1980s or was this

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Shaun: No, he didn't.

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Just

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Carissa: something that everybody

agreed that they remembered

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Shaun: ev.

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So apparently everyone agreed

that they remembered it.

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And some people go as far as to say

that they remember seeing pictures

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of his wife walking beside his casket

and it never happened apparently.

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Carissa: Wow.

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Shaun: Craziness.

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That's crazy.

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Yeah.

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But while we're on that topic,

there are some of these.

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Instances that I swear I have very

vivid memories of Tinkerbell at

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the beginning of the Disney movies.

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I swear she flew around that castle

and put the little like star up on top.

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Yeah, the eye on top of Disney.

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That's

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Peter: The little fairy twinkle.

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That's what I remember

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Carissa: it.

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Yeah.

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I don't remember it any other way,

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Shaun: but apparently that never happened.

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Flies.

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Peter: I, it wasn't even

just on top of the castle.

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I remember her on the Disney Channel where

she would come out and she would like.

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Flick her wand at the screen

and it was just sparkles, and

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then the show would start.

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Shaun: Yeah, I remember that too.

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Yeah,

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Carissa: I remember that.

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Shaun: I don't know that

they're denying that one.

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One that we talked about in our

opening, the Bernstein Bears.

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Mm-hmm.

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I remember them being the Bernstein Bears.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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Carissa: With an E.

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Same.

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Apparently

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Shaun: it's the Bears with an A.

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Carissa: That just sounds disgusting.

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Shaun: Yeah.

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Where's the stain coming from,

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Peter: right.

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I don't like it.

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Carissa: I don't like it One bit.

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Peter: Shit, Stan.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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Like how is that possible?

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I remember it being with a knee.

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Shaun: We gotta find

some of our old books.

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I'm pretty sure my

parents still have some.

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I'm gonna go look at them.

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Carissa: I don't think

we have any of ours.

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Peter: No, we don't

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Carissa: because dad, we move

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Shaun: like 50 times.

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Carissa: We move like 50 times, and

every time we outgrew something, dad

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gave it to another child in the family.

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I was gonna say,

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Shaun: Your father was Marie Koning

before it was the thing to do.

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Yes, but we

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Peter: also just call it depression,

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but yeah Yeah, but that's also part

of the manela effect too, is that

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people remember these things and some

people can actually find proof yes.

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That these things actually existed.

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So they think it might be like a

merge of different timelines and

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that time travel actually exists

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Shaun: or like some kind of

glitch in the what's it called?

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Peter: Time space simulation.

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We're in the fucking matrix.

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That's what he's saying.

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Yeah.

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That's what some people's theory is.

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We've been unplugged.

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Carissa, we have a tampon.

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We've been unplugged.

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Oh, we went there.

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I don't have

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Carissa: my period.

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Peter: I didn't say you did.

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Carissa: You were just talking

about that before we started this,

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Peter: Unplugged.

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Alright, well,

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Carissa: it's okay to laugh,

Sean, while we're on that topic.

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I'm not bleeding like a cow.

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Shaun: What topic are we talking about?

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Being unplugged?

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Carissa: Oh, I've been

unplugged for weeks.

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Shaun: What are some famous mandala

effect examples that you guys can look?

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You called it mandala, Mandela Mandala.

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I don't know.

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I

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Carissa: like mandala.

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It sounds cooler.

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Shaun: It just rolls out the tongue.

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Ear

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Carissa: Darth Vader.

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Shaun: Yes.

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Carissa: He never said,

Luke, I am your father.

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It's no, I am your father.

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That's bullshit.

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Shaun: Yeah, I agree.

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Carissa: That is absolute bullshit.

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He always said, Luke, I am your father.

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Everybody fucking says that.

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Let's go back to the

eighties movie and watch it.

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We need to put the sub.

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We don't even have

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Peter: to.

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It happens in no, it doesn't.

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Nevermind.

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It didn't happen in any

of the newer movies yet.

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Wait, yeah, dude, it did.

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No, I don't think they said it.

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Carissa: I haven't watched

any of the newer ones.

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I only watched the original eighties ones.

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Shaun: Yeah,

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I don't think they said

it in any of the new ones.

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Peter: Yeah, I don't they have Darth

Vader, but he is only with Kylo

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Ren, he only has like the suit.

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He doesn't have the actual person.

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Shaun: That's 'cause Darth Vader dies.

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Yes.

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Sorry.

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Spoiler to anyone who hasn't

seen the original movies.

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Carissa: Yeah, I remember Luke, remember.

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Shaun: I remember Luke, I am your father.

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Carissa: That's what I remember

too, and I'm sticking with it.

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Shaun: I remember the

monopoly man having a monocle.

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Yes.

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But I also think that might be Mr.

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Peanut.

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Carissa: Wait, what?

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Peter: The monocle, like the

monopoly man had The one lens.

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Carissa: Yeah, he did.

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Yeah, he definitely did.

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So does the Six Flags guy.

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Peter: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Maybe that's why we're remembering it.

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That's

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Carissa: right.

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They look the same.

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Peter: Mr.

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Peanut had the little monocle too.

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The guy from the

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Carissa: Planters Commercial.

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Yeah, planters.

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I remember that.

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Peter: Yeah.

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So I thought the Monopoly

guy always had it.

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Carissa: I swore the

Monopoly guy had it too.

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I

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Shaun: swore it.

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No, according to the internet.

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No.

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Really.

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But a lot of people, I was talking to your

mother about this the other day and she

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said she remembers him with Monocle too.

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Carissa: See.

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He definitely had it.

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And then they do that thing at McDonald's

every year where you can play the

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Monopoly game and his picture is on it.

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And he's definitely got a monocle.

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Yeah.

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Shaun: Do they still do that?

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Carissa: I don't know.

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Shaun: I feel like that is another

thing that is the Mandela effect.

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Like I don't, I feel like I

remember them doing Monopoly

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and it doesn't exist anymore.

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Carissa: I think it still happens.

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I'm not a hundred percent sure.

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I don't eat at McDonald's

very often anymore.

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Yeah,

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Peter: I don't either.

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I'm pretty sure that it's

still a thing though.

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And remember Shaws used to do that too.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I remember Shaws doing it a few years ago.

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They

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Carissa: still do.

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Peter: For those who don't live in

New England, Shaws is a supermarket,

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also known as Star Market.

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Yes.

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That might be in your neighborhood

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Carissa: and you can play Monopoly.

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Yeah, with groceries.

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It's the weirdest thing.

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Peter: Yeah.

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They're real expensive though, so Yeah.

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You have to spend like hundreds of dollars

to get one damn little frigging piece.

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One little tile.

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Yeah.

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And you get the same color

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Shaun: piece over and over and over

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Peter: again.

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Yeah.

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That's what they did at

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Carissa: McDonald's.

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Remember you peel 'em off the box,

like the Big Mac box or the fry.

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Peter: Yeah.

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And you always needed the one

that would give you a million

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Shaun: dollars.

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You always needed it.

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Carissa: Yeah.

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Shaun: You know what?

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They probably stopped doing this 'cause

people have 3D printers now and they can

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just print whatever the hell they want.

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Peter: That's a good point.

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Why would they print

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Shaun: that though in 3D?

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It would look stupid on

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Peter: the

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Shaun: little link.

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I'm just saying they could

print the sticker, I guess to

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pull off and be like, oh my

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Carissa: God, I got it.

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True.

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Yeah.

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Shaun: I don't

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Peter: know.

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People

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Carissa: are assholes.

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Peter: Yeah.

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I don't know how many times that

we our family played the Monopoly

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game and they only needed one piece,

and there was probably like four

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that were printed in all of America

and they were all in Florida.

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Carissa: Yeah, that's true.

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This

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Peter: old fucking person that didn't

need it 'cause they were about to die.

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Mm-hmm.

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It's just like when somebody hits

the Powerball, it's always someone

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who's doesn't need it or someone

who's about to die like the next day.

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That's a good point.

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Shaun: It's always like that.

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That's just the way the cookie crumbles.

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Peter: It's fucking stupid.

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I want different cookies.

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For real.

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How do you guys think Friz is spelled.

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Oh, so I think a lot of people

think it's one E and it's two.

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No, no, it's the other way around.

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Shaun: It's one E and not two.

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Oh, wow.

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Peter: Okay.

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I'm fucking stupid.

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Let's have another sip.

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Shaun: When I think about it,

I always think of the two E's.

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Like I think of and I don't even know

if this is where the other E is supposed

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to be, but my brain goes F-E-B-E-E.

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No.

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R-E-E-Z-E.

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Carissa: Yeah.

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That's what would make sense.

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That's what my head says, but every

time I've seen it, it's only had one

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E as far as I knew, but I don't know.

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I could be wrong.

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Peter: Yeah, but see, breeze

isn't spelt with one E.

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It's S spelled with two.

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So that's why I'm thinking fe

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Carissa: Now it's Fes.

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Okay.

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Get it right.

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Rizzi.

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You know that stuff that you spray on your

couch so it doesn't smell like swamp ass.

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That

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Peter: Yeah.

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I sprayed it earlier so the couch

didn't smell like dad's ass gross.

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Carissa: I'm never sitting in that corner.

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Peter: The animals love it.

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Carissa: They do.

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They dunno what's

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Peter: wrong with 'em.

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Carissa: Yeah, the dogs

always lay in that corner.

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Peter: Oh, we have a cat.

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No, I just thought you were

talking about like the smell of it.

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I thought No, I just meant the

corner of the cow cheese it's in.

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No, no.

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We have a cat that loves to lick the floor

when then we pine salted it or bleached.

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No, we do not condone the

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Shaun: cat doing this, but he makes

it very difficult to stop him.

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Peter: Yeah.

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He sits there and he and he's

black too, which is weird.

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'cause you'd think that if he rolled

himself, 'cause he does, he rolls

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himself on the perfectly bleach floor.

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And you'd think that he would have

like bleach stains, but he doesn't.

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Carissa: That's weird.

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Peter: He used to lick it all

the time when we had to clean

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it in Sean's parents' basement.

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Carissa: Very strange cat.

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Peter: Yes.

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Yeah,

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Shaun: he is.

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He's interesting.

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Yeah.

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Go figure.

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He is in perfect health.

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No one knows

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Peter: how maybe Trump was, right.

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We have to inject bleach.

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That's how you do it.

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Carissa: Don't fucking tell people that

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Peter: they're eating the

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Shaun: cats.

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They're eating the dogs.

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Peter: I didn't tell anyone that.

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They're eating

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Carissa: the cats.

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They're eating the dogs.

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Peter: Eat the cat.

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Eat.

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Eat the cat.

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Eat.

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Why the fuck do we have to eat the cat?

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I know that's lesbian model.

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Carissa: It's good for you.

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Protein.

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Peter: What?

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Shaun: I don't need that kind of protein.

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With that, a fun fact for you

guys, a:

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of millennials believe in at least

one Mandela effect, and 100% have

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argued about it in a group chat.

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Peter: Hmm.

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Yeah, I can see it.

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It's just like when you have the Kit Kat.

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So the Kit Kat is, what do you think it,

how do you think it's spelled Kit Kat?

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Carissa: K-I-T-K-A-T.

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Peter: Yeah.

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So you think it's without a hyphen?

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No, I think it has a hyphen.

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Carissa: It has a hyphen, doesn't it?

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Peter: No, it does not.

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Are

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Carissa: you fucking kidding me?

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Peter: I thought it had a hyphen too.

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Carissa: I always said it had a hyphen,

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Peter: but yeah, it's just Kit Kat.

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But the Ks are both uppercase.

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They're both capitals.

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How?

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It's KIT dare it.

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A t.

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Carissa: That's crazy.

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Peter: Yeah.

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But I remember distinctly

it having a hyphen.

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Carissa: I remembered having a hyphen too.

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Peter: I would like to know what person

came back in time that wanted to fuck

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with somebody so hard they just went to

somebody's desk and erased the hyphen

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between the get cat and put it together.

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I don't know.

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And that had to be recent because Right.

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We grew up in the nineties.

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The eighties, nineties,

and we remember it.

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I'm guessing it's someone named Karen.

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Karen doesn't have time travel things.

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What does she do?

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Bleach herself into the past.

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Exactly.

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I don't know.

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Carissa: Just to piss people off.

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Shaun: No, she went full super saying

with that haircut, the dyke bike.

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No.

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Carissa: Hey, be nice.

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Shaun: You don't have one.

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Not

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Carissa: anymore.

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Shaun: Even lesbians said, no, we can't

have this haircut anymore because we're

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not gonna be grouped in with these people.

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Peter: They go to the stylist now and

they're like, give me the Ellen DeGeneres.

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No, not that anymore either.

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No.

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Before she went to England.

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They don't want

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Carissa: that.

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Peter: But yeah, kit Kat didn't have

a hyphen and I always remember that.

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Do they, do you think they actually

had it and then they took it off

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the packaging because it cost

too much to put the hyphen It

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Carissa: maybe they weren't

making enough money.

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Peter: That's why we remember it that way.

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Carissa: Let's confuse people.

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Shaun: Okay.

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I have a question 'cause I apparently

my notes here I don't know what I was

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saying to myself, but I know, I remember

that Lindsay Lohan was in a horror

472

:

movie where she played her own twin.

473

:

Peter: Mm-hmm.

474

:

Shaun: That's not inaccurate, right?

475

:

Because I have here in my notes.

476

:

I could not find that

anywhere on the internet.

477

:

I'm not, not crazy, am I?

478

:

Peter: Yeah.

479

:

It's where she was a stripper.

480

:

Yeah.

481

:

One of the twins was a strip.

482

:

Her sister was like

483

:

Shaun: buried or something,

484

:

Carissa: right?

485

:

What the fuck?

486

:

I don't remember this.

487

:

Peter: Yeah.

488

:

Lindsay Lohan was a stripper.

489

:

Like she had, she was a twin, but

one of the twins was a stripper,

490

:

and the other twin was murdered.

491

:

And it was locked in like

a, what do you call that?

492

:

Stain glass, like stained glass coffin.

493

:

And she remembers this vividly, like the

one that was a stripper, remembers dying.

494

:

Oh, like her sister?

495

:

That's, yeah, I remember that movie.

496

:

Carissa: I don't remember that.

497

:

Peter: Was it called I Know

Who Killed Me or something?

498

:

Yeah, something like that.

499

:

Carissa: Okay.

500

:

See, the timeline must have gotten crossed

'cause I don't remember that at all.

501

:

Shaun: I remember.

502

:

Perfect.

503

:

Carissa: See, this is

perfect evidence here.

504

:

Shaun: That's like earlier when we were

talking to your parents and we asked

505

:

'em about I'll be home for Christmas.

506

:

And the me, you, your father,

Peter, all remember it as,

507

:

I'll be home for Christmas.

508

:

You can count on me.

509

:

Mm-hmm.

510

:

But your mom remembers

it as you can plan on me.

511

:

Carissa: Yeah.

512

:

That's

513

:

Peter: weird.

514

:

No, no.

515

:

I remember count.

516

:

Carissa: I really do believe that

there is time travel and there's

517

:

different universes and things like

that, and timelines can be crossed.

518

:

Where do all these movies come from?

519

:

Think about it Back to the Future.

520

:

All of a sudden, yeah you

know, there's gotta be

521

:

Peter: some sort of truth to,

it's true that came out in the

522

:

Carissa: eighties.

523

:

And then notice if you watch the

part two of Back to the Future, all

524

:

the inventions that were created

in that movie all exist now.

525

:

Peter: Yeah.

526

:

But we also know that there

are aliens in the ocean.

527

:

So now

528

:

Carissa: supposedly,

529

:

Peter: yeah, there are.

530

:

Did you know about octopus?

531

:

Do you guys know what this is?

532

:

No, I know.

533

:

This is, I'm spiraling here.

534

:

So there are apparently two major

cities of OC Occupy that live

535

:

off of the coast of Australia.

536

:

They've built cities.

537

:

Under the ocean.

538

:

They live in communities.

539

:

They help each other.

540

:

They all hunt for food together.

541

:

There's octopus and lantis.

542

:

Hmm hmm.

543

:

And they are not known.

544

:

They're known for being

territorial creatures.

545

:

So they've just like merged and

made these entire neighborhoods,

546

:

like New York City and stuff

547

:

Carissa: That's crazy.

548

:

Under the, in the ocean.

549

:

In the ocean.

550

:

Shaun: They say, I don't wanna

go on a cruise ship ever again.

551

:

That Occupy and jellyfish are.

552

:

Potentially the key to us figuring

out how to extend human life.

553

:

Peter: Of course it would be in the,

what do you call those, cephalopods?

554

:

Yes.

555

:

Is that what it is?

556

:

Yeah, of course.

557

:

It would be in the ugliest

fucking creature on the face of

558

:

Shaun: the earth, and it's essentially

because, and I could be wrong about

559

:

this, I think it's with the Octa,

an octopus, they have multiple like

560

:

hearts and brains or something.

561

:

Peter: Yeah.

562

:

I think they have three hearts,

563

:

Shaun: and then with the jellyfish,

they have regenerative properties.

564

:

Peter: Yeah.

565

:

Their tentacles can regenerate tentacles.

566

:

They just look like giant blobs

of cu that are in the water to me.

567

:

Carissa: Oh my god.

568

:

Peter: They do.

569

:

Oh my god, I

570

:

Shaun: see it now.

571

:

Peter: Yeah.

572

:

There the oceans cu stains.

573

:

Gross.

574

:

But sorry, getting back to what

we were talking about, does

575

:

everyone knows who C3 PO is, right?

576

:

Carissa: Yes.

577

:

Peter: From Star Wars.

578

:

From Star Wars, yeah.

579

:

C3 PO's leg.

580

:

This happens to be a manah effect as well.

581

:

Do you remember C3 po leg?

582

:

Carissa: C3 po was the little robot that.

583

:

Kind of zoomed around on the floor, right?

584

:

No, that's

585

:

Peter: R two G two.

586

:

That's R two.

587

:

G two.

588

:

Oh, that's

589

:

Carissa: okay.

590

:

I get that's the gold one Then.

591

:

The gold one was C3 po.

592

:

Peter: Yes.

593

:

So a lot of people, he had legs.

594

:

Yes, he has legs, but a lot of people

remember that one of his legs was silver.

595

:

I don't,

596

:

Carissa: I do remember one

of the legs being silver.

597

:

Peter: Many people

remember him as all gold.

598

:

He did, he had one silver leg.

599

:

Carissa: I remember that.

600

:

Peter: Yeah, I remember

him being all gold.

601

:

Carissa: I do remember the one silver leg.

602

:

For some reason it felt like,

I don't know, he lost a leg

603

:

somehow when he was human.

604

:

I don't know.

605

:

That's where my brain went.

606

:

But he

607

:

Peter: was never human.

608

:

He is always been a robot, but

609

:

Carissa: he was a robot.

610

:

I don't know.

611

:

My brain says otherwise.

612

:

It developed this story in my head

613

:

Peter: that

614

:

Carissa: could be wrong.

615

:

Peter: Or maybe you're right

in your version of the timeline

616

:

he had, he was human at once.

617

:

Carissa: He was human

before he became a robot.

618

:

Peter: Yeah.

619

:

Carissa: At least that's what I thought.

620

:

Peter: That could be, you never know.

621

:

We might not all be

from the same timeline.

622

:

Carissa: Get out of my universe.

623

:

Shaun: I have a a queer one.

624

:

Apparently, and this is another

one that's I've been spiraling

625

:

about for a little while.

626

:

Apparently Getter, Jade was

never said on drag race.

627

:

By Coco Rese.

628

:

When Jade, who remembers her,

she looks like a hop goblin.

629

:

So when Jade Jolie called Alyssa out,

Alyssa Evers out for having back rolls.

630

:

Yeah, apparently Coco Rese said,

get her Jade in the confessional.

631

:

But the internet says it never happened.

632

:

Carissa: I thought that happened.

633

:

I think I watched that,

that episode with you guys.

634

:

Peter: I don't remember because Jade Jolie

really annoyed the fuck outta me, so I

635

:

don't remember much of what she said.

636

:

I thought you liked Jade.

637

:

No, I liked her like, I like herpes.

638

:

Oh.

639

:

Oh God.

640

:

They're fleeting.

641

:

Shaun: Ugh.

642

:

I, the only reason I say that is I

thought she was one of the queens that

643

:

you told me I was going to enjoy watching.

644

:

That's why.

645

:

Peter: Yeah.

646

:

Mandela Effect.

647

:

Yeah.

648

:

Shaun: There we go.

649

:

Right there.

650

:

Perfect example.

651

:

I don't

652

:

Peter: like her.

653

:

I didn't like her when she

was on her season, and I don't

654

:

like her when she was on Draga.

655

:

Oh, see, I loved her on Draga.

656

:

Yeah, no, she reminds

me of an ass Fraggle.

657

:

Anyway.

658

:

Oh, that took a dark

turn to go back to this.

659

:

There's another big one.

660

:

So does everyone remember Snow White?

661

:

Yeah.

662

:

Yes.

663

:

I think, what did the evil witch have?

664

:

An apple?

665

:

An apple?

666

:

No, that's what she used

to put snow white to sleep.

667

:

Mm-hmm.

668

:

But who did she talk to?

669

:

Carissa: Meira on the wall, right?

670

:

Oh, yeah,

671

:

Peter: yeah, yeah, yeah.

672

:

Sorry.

673

:

Okay, so everyone remembers Mira

Mirror on the wall, but it's actually.

674

:

Magic mirror on the wall.

675

:

No, I don't believe that

676

:

Carissa: lies.

677

:

They're fucking lying.

678

:

Peter: Yeah that's what

679

:

Shaun: I'm seeing.

680

:

Carissa: Never

681

:

Shaun: happened.

682

:

Carissa: No, it was mirror.

683

:

Mirror on the wall.

684

:

Who's the fairest of the mall?

685

:

Shaun: Why does everyone say mirror?

686

:

Mirror on the wall?

687

:

I have

688

:

Peter: no idea, but it is

it's magic Mirror on the wall.

689

:

Carissa: Who the fuck do you know?

690

:

Says magic mirror on the wall.

691

:

Fuck this.

692

:

Yeah.

693

:

I'm sick of this shit.

694

:

Peter: I've never met

anyone that says that.

695

:

Carissa: Me either.

696

:

. Peter: Oh, fuck

697

:

Shaun: this.

698

:

Peter: Yeah.

699

:

So it's a thing.

700

:

A lot of people remember that that way.

701

:

And I guess we've all been wrong,

but I remember Mira Mirror.

702

:

Shaun: Yeah, I remember

Mira Mirror, for sure.

703

:

Peter: Yeah.

704

:

Shaun: Or how about this?

705

:

Do you guys actually remember

Queen Latifah coming out?

706

:

Peter: Yes.

707

:

Yes.

708

:

Well, not like she didn't come

out, but she got caught on a

709

:

beach with her lesbian lover.

710

:

Carissa: I remember her

actually coming out.

711

:

She's never come

712

:

Shaun: out.

713

:

We've all just agreed

that she is a lesbian.

714

:

She's never come out.

715

:

Really?

716

:

No, she's never come out apparently.

717

:

Carissa: No way.

718

:

I don't believe that.

719

:

Yeah.

720

:

Doesn't she have a girlfriend

or a wife or something?

721

:

Currently?

722

:

Peter: She has a girlfriend

as far as we know.

723

:

That's

724

:

Carissa: what I thought.

725

:

Peter: Yeah.

726

:

She got caught on a beach

with this other girl.

727

:

Did

728

:

Shaun: she?

729

:

Peter: She was like eating her

ass like groceries, I guess.

730

:

Shaun: Oh, you eat the bou like groceries.

731

:

What

732

:

Peter: the hell?

733

:

I just made that up in my mind.

734

:

Carissa: It says Queen Latifah and

Ebony Nichols have been together

735

:

for 12 years and have kept their

union relatively hush hush.

736

:

Shaun: Ah.

737

:

Carissa: Ah, see she

does have a girlfriend,

738

:

Peter: wife, apparently.

739

:

Wife.

740

:

Girlfriend.

741

:

Is it wife?

742

:

I don't know.

743

:

Does it matter if you're

all eating vagina?

744

:

Carissa: No,

745

:

Peter: nothing gets really closer

than that except for penetration.

746

:

Sorry.

747

:

Spiraled there for a second.

748

:

Carissa: Where did your brain just go?

749

:

Because

750

:

Peter: they're all talking right now.

751

:

There's too much going on.

752

:

Carissa: Have some more wine.

753

:

Peter: So here's another weird one.

754

:

Does everybody remember

the Oscar Meyer jingle?

755

:

Carissa: Yes.

756

:

Peter: What was it?

757

:

Oscar

758

:

Carissa: Meyer.

759

:

Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-A.

760

:

Yeah.

761

:

Peter: So how do you spell Oscar Meyer?

762

:

Meyer.

763

:

How do you spell Meyer?

764

:

Carissa: Is it M-E-Y-E-R or a?

765

:

No, M-A-Y-E-R-M-E.

766

:

My Bologna has a first name.

767

:

It's O-S-C-A-R.

768

:

Yeah.

769

:

Your bologna has a second

770

:

Peter: name.

771

:

It's

772

:

Carissa: M-A-Y-E-R.

773

:

Peter: Yeah, it's an A.

774

:

It is not an E and that I remember an e

775

:

Shaun: Oscar Mayer.

776

:

Peter: Yeah, interesting.

777

:

But we call it my ear.

778

:

Shaun: How does that work?

779

:

This is a fucked up language.

780

:

We speak.

781

:

Peter: It's, it is the month of May.

782

:

It's not the month of my, I don't know.

783

:

There's lots of crazy things.

784

:

Also like facts in the city.

785

:

Everyone remembers it as.

786

:

Carissa: Sex in the city.

787

:

Peter: Yes.

788

:

And it's actually Sex and the city.

789

:

The city,

790

:

Carissa: yeah.

791

:

I remember that because I always

thought it was Sex in the City and

792

:

then I found out it was Sex and the

City, and I was like, that kind,

793

:

they both make sense a little bit.

794

:

Peter: So yeah, was Sex in the City.

795

:

A lot of people get confused about that.

796

:

It's been happening so much in our life.

797

:

I always remember it as Sex in the City.

798

:

But yeah, I don't know.

799

:

It's going on.

800

:

It's crazy.

801

:

I know there's a big one that you found

Sean, about a particular pop star?

802

:

Shaun: So some people believe that Adele

sang back up for Amy Winehouse, but

803

:

apparently that's just a Stan theory

that has circulated on the internet.

804

:

I

805

:

Peter: don't even remember

that, so I can't speak on that.

806

:

Carissa: I don't remember that either.

807

:

Amy Winehouse wasn't around

for too long, unfortunately.

808

:

Peter: No, but Adele is older, right?

809

:

No.

810

:

No she wasn't because Amy Winehouse

was 28 when she died and Adele

811

:

is just turned 30 I think.

812

:

Carissa: So Adele would've been

like a kid, don't you think?

813

:

Peter: Yeah.

814

:

But queer there, there's

a weird fact on that.

815

:

Jesse j Adele and Ellie Goulding all

went to the same school at the same time.

816

:

Carissa: Really?

817

:

Shaun: Yep.

818

:

And there's there's

theories that they had.

819

:

They were in a girl group together,

but there's no proof of that anywhere.

820

:

Peter: Well, Lola Young also

went to the same school.

821

:

Carissa: That's interesting.

822

:

Yeah.

823

:

I didn't know that.

824

:

Peter: It just turns out

pop stars apparently.

825

:

Hmm.

826

:

The more you know

827

:

Carissa: that's like, Jason Tatum and then

a hockey star, I can't remember his name.

828

:

They both went to the same high school and

they were friends in high school and they

829

:

were both like big popular sports kids.

830

:

And then now they're both pro athletes.

831

:

Peter: You lost me.

832

:

Okay.

833

:

Sorry.

834

:

Carissa: Sorry, I was

talking about lesbian things.

835

:

What are you talking about?

836

:

Hockey, basketball.

837

:

Oh, okay.

838

:

Jason Tatum plays for the Celtics

and then there's a big hockey star

839

:

he just won the championship for.

840

:

I don't remember what team, 'cause I'm

not a hockey person, but him and Jason

841

:

Tatum were friends in high school.

842

:

Peter: Is that the running theory

or is that like the actual thing?

843

:

I've seen

844

:

Carissa: pictures, so I don't know.

845

:

I guess it's a real thing.

846

:

Oh.

847

:

And they were supposedly friends

in high school and they were

848

:

both like star athletes and they

both have championships now.

849

:

Peter: One plays with balls, the

other one plays with flat little

850

:

discs that he hits at people's balls.

851

:

I mean, I could see them being friends.

852

:

Carissa: Sorry that was random.

853

:

It just made me think of that.

854

:

When you said those three pop stars

allegedly went to high school together.

855

:

Peter: They did.

856

:

They all went to high school together.

857

:

I was just, I was stating that a lot

of people don't believe that they

858

:

went to high school together, but

they know each other, which is weird.

859

:

So.

860

:

Anyway, but that was not the particular

pop star I was talking about.

861

:

I was talking about Britney Spears.

862

:

Carissa: Oh, and how people

are posting about her.

863

:

No.

864

:

Or supposedly pretending to be her.

865

:

That's a conspiracy.

866

:

Is that,

867

:

Peter: There was one that was

actually like, it was fake.

868

:

It was pro proven that it

was an AI or a filter face.

869

:

It was on some random.

870

:

I don't know if

871

:

Carissa: I believe that,

872

:

Peter: but she also they're giving

her shit right now because she's

873

:

been like posting with her dancing,

being strung out and then her kid

874

:

is with her now strung out too.

875

:

Carissa: Yeah, I've heard that.

876

:

Peter: Yeah.

877

:

Sad, sad life.

878

:

But also the reason that I'm

bringing this up is because the

879

:

promo Art for Baby One more Time.

880

:

It shows, do you remember her

with a headset or without?

881

:

Carissa: I remember her

with a headset without,

882

:

Peter: with and without.

883

:

So it actually, she didn't wear a

headset in the actual music video.

884

:

People meshed like the promo

and the video in their heads.

885

:

Carissa: Oh, I didn't know that.

886

:

Peter: Yeah, so the promo had

the headset and she actually

887

:

didn't have it in the video.

888

:

Carissa: I never noticed that.

889

:

That's weird.

890

:

Peter: I always picture her with the

headset because she's had it so many

891

:

times, but it's also not been a headset.

892

:

It's been like around her face.

893

:

Shaun: Yeah, that's a headset microphone.

894

:

Carissa: Yeah.

895

:

Peter: I think the headset's a baby

896

:

Carissa: baby, and she's

holding the earpiece.

897

:

Peter: How can you call that a headset?

898

:

It was more like a, because it goes

on your head, it goes on your head,

899

:

it goes around that fuck back of your

head, and it's not really a headset.

900

:

It's like a jaw set.

901

:

That's

902

:

Shaun: what we use for fitness.

903

:

When you work at a call center,

they call it a headset, and

904

:

it's the same basic thing.

905

:

You put it over on your head and

it's a little microphone that

906

:

goes in front of your mouth.

907

:

Peter: You're saying this like,

I didn't work at call centers.

908

:

Carissa: You didn't,

909

:

Peter: you didn't.

910

:

You never did.

911

:

That was

912

:

Carissa: in another time.

913

:

Peter: Yeah.

914

:

Okay.

915

:

Mandela effect.

916

:

Yeah, that's right.

917

:

Well that paid my bills

for years, so I would know

918

:

Carissa: fake bills.

919

:

No.

920

:

Peter: But also bonus, if you

guys can guess this so did RuPaul

921

:

ever say You better work bitch?

922

:

Carissa: Yes.

923

:

Peter: No.

924

:

Carissa: No.

925

:

Peter: It's just you better work.

926

:

You better work.

927

:

Carissa: Really?

928

:

He never said, you better work, bitch.

929

:

Peter: No, you better work.

930

:

Bitch came from Britney Spears.

931

:

Carissa: Oh

932

:

Shaun: yeah.

933

:

Peter: You better work

934

:

Carissa: bitch.

935

:

Oh yeah, I know that song, but

I always thought RuPaul said it.

936

:

Shaun: No, no, that's, I think

that's one of the things that

937

:

fans have warped into their own.

938

:

Thing

939

:

Carissa: I like it better.

940

:

RuPaul say it.

941

:

Shaun: I do too.

942

:

Peter: It would make more sense.

943

:

Shaun: There's a line in one of the songs

that they've done for a RuPaul season and

944

:

one of the queens says something girl.

945

:

And I swear she says bitch every single

time, but she's never said bitch.

946

:

We just like to change things.

947

:

So how we like them, I guess

948

:

Carissa: guess so,

949

:

Peter: but also bonus

question here for you guys.

950

:

So you all know that I'm

a big Madonna fan here.

951

:

So did she ever wear a cone

bra on stage at the Super Bowl?

952

:

No.

953

:

Carissa: Yes.

954

:

I don't know.

955

:

Peter: No, no.

956

:

Not at the Super Bowl.

957

:

I'm going with, no,

958

:

Carissa: I don't think

it was at the Super Bowl.

959

:

I think it was, it was an

960

:

Shaun: award show.

961

:

Carissa: That's what I thought.

962

:

Peter: So you're both correct.

963

:

She never wore it at the Super

Bowl, but she did wear it

964

:

on the Blonde Ambition tour.

965

:

See?

966

:

Oh, so

967

:

Shaun: it wasn't an award

shirt, it was a tour?

968

:

Peter: Yes, it was a tour.

969

:

Carissa: I think I need to get a cone bra.

970

:

I just wanna

971

:

Shaun: try.

972

:

Alright, we can borrow one of mine.

973

:

I just

974

:

Carissa: wanna try and

see what it's all about.

975

:

Ew.

976

:

Shaun: No

977

:

Machine gun jumbler.

978

:

Carissa: How did I miss those baby?

979

:

Peter: Yeah, we had some crazy ones here.

980

:

Do you guys remember any other ones?

981

:

Shaun: How about the Mr.

982

:

Rogers song?

983

:

Peter: What about it?

984

:

I don't even remember Mr.

985

:

Rogers.

986

:

I always thought it was a, it's

987

:

Carissa: a beautiful

day in the neighborhood.

988

:

Oh, I do remember this.

989

:

Beautiful day in the neighborhood.

990

:

Incorrect.

991

:

Incorrect.

992

:

Would you be mad?

993

:

It's a beautiful

994

:

Shaun: day in this

neighborhood, apparently.

995

:

Carissa: Fuck them.

996

:

Shaun: I know.

997

:

Don't.

998

:

I grew up

999

:

Carissa: watching that

and I don't remember it.

:

00:31:22,067 --> 00:31:22,747

Don't being that

:

00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:24,062

Shaun: he is creepy.

:

00:31:24,512 --> 00:31:25,322

Peter: He's just creepy.

:

00:31:25,472 --> 00:31:26,402

Shaun: No, but we watched the movie.

:

00:31:26,402 --> 00:31:28,142

He seems like he was really a nice guy.

:

00:31:28,172 --> 00:31:32,792

Peter: Yeah, but that was the weird part

is that he, in the movie, he was just so

:

00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:35,252

nice and that's not how Americans are.

:

00:31:36,557 --> 00:31:38,027

Carissa: It was a very strange thing.

:

00:31:39,257 --> 00:31:40,877

Shaun: Everyone can't be the same, right?

:

00:31:41,177 --> 00:31:41,717

Peter: No.

:

00:31:41,717 --> 00:31:46,367

I know it's a pretty broad

generalization, but in my experience,

:

00:31:47,087 --> 00:31:48,497

Americans are not very nice.

:

00:31:50,057 --> 00:31:51,047

It was just weird.

:

00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:51,317

Okay.

:

00:31:51,317 --> 00:31:54,437

It was weird to see that, and I know

that a lot of people get in their

:

00:31:54,437 --> 00:31:57,947

head and then they see 'em and they're

like, oh, Petto, Petto wants to touch

:

00:31:57,947 --> 00:32:00,017

little kids because he is so nice.

:

00:32:00,767 --> 00:32:01,217

Carissa: Yeah.

:

00:32:01,757 --> 00:32:02,207

It's weird.

:

00:32:02,477 --> 00:32:03,077

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:32:04,727 --> 00:32:05,867

Okay, but do you guys,

:

00:32:06,047 --> 00:32:09,857

Shaun: do you guys remember when RuPaul

e out with a country album in:

:

00:32:09,857 --> 00:32:10,577

Peter: Who's RuPaul?

:

00:32:12,022 --> 00:32:13,577

Carissa: I thought he had a country album.

:

00:32:13,607 --> 00:32:14,087

Yeah,

:

00:32:14,357 --> 00:32:15,257

Shaun: I don't remember this.

:

00:32:15,257 --> 00:32:15,977

Peter: In 20, in

:

00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:16,382

Shaun::

:

00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:20,312

Peter: Is this the one

where like, I am American.

:

00:32:20,312 --> 00:32:21,332

American?

:

00:32:21,332 --> 00:32:22,442

That one, no, I'm lying to you guys.

:

00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:22,917

It didn't really happen.

:

00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:23,397

What?

:

00:32:23,397 --> 00:32:23,757

Really?

:

00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:25,022

Yeah.

:

00:32:25,022 --> 00:32:26,972

I could have sworn You fucking suck.

:

00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:28,292

You suck.

:

00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:29,222

Carissa: You got Peter to sing.

:

00:32:29,552 --> 00:32:29,792

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:32,432

You just, you got, that's

not how I really sang.

:

00:32:32,432 --> 00:32:33,422

I just wanna point that out.

:

00:32:33,872 --> 00:32:37,412

But, and I was saying

American, not Merkin.

:

00:32:37,932 --> 00:32:38,262

Merkin.

:

00:32:38,362 --> 00:32:39,007

Not Merkin.

:

00:32:40,867 --> 00:32:41,917

Sean gaslit me.

:

00:32:41,947 --> 00:32:42,787

I don't like this.

:

00:32:43,327 --> 00:32:44,617

I wanna punch him right in the forehead.

:

00:32:44,722 --> 00:32:45,772

I don't like it.

:

00:32:46,462 --> 00:32:47,692

I don't condone violence.

:

00:32:47,692 --> 00:32:48,442

I accept it.

:

00:32:50,392 --> 00:32:53,182

Carissa: So, Gaslight, speaking of

gaslighting, is that like, that's

:

00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:54,742

gotta be the Mandela effect, right?

:

00:32:54,742 --> 00:32:56,392

People gaslight or we just

:

00:32:57,172 --> 00:32:57,687

Peter: No, we gaslight.

:

00:32:57,687 --> 00:32:58,732

We're just assholes.

:

00:32:58,822 --> 00:32:58,882

We're

:

00:32:59,782 --> 00:33:00,562

Shaun: just assholes.

:

00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:03,502

Peter: We throw fucking,

not even gasoline.

:

00:33:03,502 --> 00:33:05,002

We throw napalm on that shit.

:

00:33:05,812 --> 00:33:06,862

Carissa: Why do people do that?

:

00:33:07,132 --> 00:33:07,672

I don't get it.

:

00:33:07,792 --> 00:33:08,992

Peter: Throw napalm on things.

:

00:33:09,022 --> 00:33:09,442

Carissa: Yes.

:

00:33:11,797 --> 00:33:13,507

Peter: They went to glitch the earth.

:

00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,567

I know they feel

:

00:33:16,567 --> 00:33:17,647

Shaun: a little spicy.

:

00:33:19,182 --> 00:33:19,532

Peter: Spicy.

:

00:33:19,842 --> 00:33:20,692

Yeah, it's spicy.

:

00:33:22,355 --> 00:33:24,185

How about that Madonna quote too?

:

00:33:24,265 --> 00:33:25,855

If you're not gay, get outta my club.

:

00:33:27,235 --> 00:33:28,165

You guys remember this?

:

00:33:28,345 --> 00:33:29,575

I mean, I could see it.

:

00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,695

Carissa: I don't remember that at all.

:

00:33:32,725 --> 00:33:34,825

Peter: I don't remember it, but it sounds

:

00:33:34,885 --> 00:33:35,455

Shaun: legit.

:

00:33:36,295 --> 00:33:40,185

Peter: So it was widely circulated, but

there's no record ever of her saying that.

:

00:33:41,475 --> 00:33:41,775

Hmm.

:

00:33:41,955 --> 00:33:43,575

It just became queer internet lore.

:

00:33:44,335 --> 00:33:45,685

Shaun: She's fucking crazy.

:

00:33:45,685 --> 00:33:47,845

Have you seen the videos

from her concerts?

:

00:33:48,325 --> 00:33:49,465

Carissa: Have you seen how she looks?

:

00:33:50,215 --> 00:33:51,055

Shaun: Have you seen her?

:

00:33:51,055 --> 00:33:51,475

Oh my God.

:

00:33:51,535 --> 00:33:52,195

Carissa: Exactly.

:

00:33:52,915 --> 00:33:53,785

That's what I'm saying.

:

00:33:54,505 --> 00:33:56,905

Peter: And she looks crazy now.

:

00:33:57,005 --> 00:33:58,685

Did she look better with the fillers?

:

00:33:58,775 --> 00:33:59,790

Way too much.

:

00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:00,030

Wait.

:

00:34:00,035 --> 00:34:00,950

She got them dissolved surgery.

:

00:34:02,135 --> 00:34:08,435

In my mind Mandela Effect here, I'm trying

to remember her before she went with

:

00:34:08,435 --> 00:34:12,335

pink hair and decided she needed to put

a grill in 'cause it wasn't happening.

:

00:34:12,395 --> 00:34:15,514

She was that for So pretty Was

that for the bitch on Madonna song

:

00:34:16,415 --> 00:34:17,495

Shaun: Bitch On Madonna?

:

00:34:17,495 --> 00:34:17,735

No,

:

00:34:17,735 --> 00:34:21,485

Peter: that's when she

still looked good now.

:

00:34:21,815 --> 00:34:22,625

Looks crazy.

:

00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,025

She looks like she's got a

mouthful of aluminum and.

:

00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:27,020

I don't know.

:

00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:29,120

Didn't she just release another album too?

:

00:34:29,389 --> 00:34:30,830

Carissa: She's now Bubba Spark's wife.

:

00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:31,610

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:32,864

Carissa: That's all I gotta

say about that booty buddy.

:

00:34:32,864 --> 00:34:33,065

Buddy.

:

00:34:33,514 --> 00:34:34,065

Bubba Sparks.

:

00:34:34,645 --> 00:34:35,225

Shaun: Is she really?

:

00:34:35,965 --> 00:34:36,185

No.

:

00:34:36,405 --> 00:34:36,625

No.

:

00:34:36,925 --> 00:34:38,145

Oh, I was saying

:

00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:39,170

' Carissa: cause she's got a grill.

:

00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,429

Shaun: Oh my God.

:

00:34:40,429 --> 00:34:42,590

Listen, look at you guys

gaslighting me over here

:

00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:44,960

Carissa: unintentionally too.

:

00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:47,179

Yeah, we're just talking.

:

00:34:48,850 --> 00:34:51,790

Peter: But what about Alan

DeGeneres dancing to Beyonce

:

00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,199

at Obama's White House party.

:

00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:53,706

Remember

:

00:34:53,946 --> 00:34:56,315

Shaun: again, this sounds like

something that could have happened, but

:

00:34:56,315 --> 00:34:59,076

I don't have an actual memory of it.

:

00:35:00,276 --> 00:35:02,916

Peter: Ellen's generous

doesn't, she can't dance.

:

00:35:03,186 --> 00:35:08,716

No, but she tries she reminds me of

when you take a fish outta water and

:

00:35:08,716 --> 00:35:10,306

you just let it like flop around.

:

00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:13,186

That, that's not cute.

:

00:35:13,636 --> 00:35:16,666

Anyway, so it is a false memory.

:

00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:20,596

People mashed up, Ellen's talk

show dancing and Beyonce at the

:

00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:22,816

White House never overlapped.

:

00:35:23,446 --> 00:35:24,136

Shaun: Interesting.

:

00:35:25,036 --> 00:35:26,626

Was she at the White House?

:

00:35:26,996 --> 00:35:29,036

Is that, was there a reason

that they overlapped?

:

00:35:30,116 --> 00:35:31,046

Peter: I guess not.

:

00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:32,696

She was still at, she

was at the White House.

:

00:35:32,696 --> 00:35:36,176

She was during the, I wanna say

coordination, but it really wasn't

:

00:35:36,706 --> 00:35:38,776

it was the inauguration Ball.

:

00:35:39,991 --> 00:35:40,801

Inauguration.

:

00:35:41,131 --> 00:35:41,671

Gotcha.

:

00:35:43,051 --> 00:35:45,841

GaN, I'm so sexual inauguration.

:

00:35:46,261 --> 00:35:48,301

So anyway, do you guys

wanna play a little game?

:

00:35:49,951 --> 00:35:50,041

I

:

00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:51,061

Shaun: love games.

:

00:35:51,121 --> 00:35:52,021

Let's do it.

:

00:35:52,636 --> 00:35:55,996

Peter: All right, so we are going

to play the Mandela Effect game.

:

00:35:56,056 --> 00:35:58,336

I'm gonna give you some prompts

and you're gonna tell me

:

00:35:58,336 --> 00:36:01,726

whether it was false or true.

:

00:36:02,686 --> 00:36:03,046

All right.

:

00:36:03,106 --> 00:36:07,786

Number one, Pikachu is tail.

:

00:36:08,446 --> 00:36:09,076

Carissa: It was black.

:

00:36:10,076 --> 00:36:10,916

Shaun: How about you rash, Sean?

:

00:36:11,426 --> 00:36:11,846

I am.

:

00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:19,481

I saw this one, so I swear it had, it was

black, but something's telling me that.

:

00:36:21,311 --> 00:36:21,581

It.

:

00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,051

You're gonna tell me that it's not?

:

00:36:23,591 --> 00:36:23,921

Peter: No.

:

00:36:23,921 --> 00:36:28,121

His tail was actually yellow and the

black was on the tip of his tail.

:

00:36:28,121 --> 00:36:28,601

Oh yeah.

:

00:36:28,601 --> 00:36:30,881

And his ears also had black

:

00:36:30,881 --> 00:36:31,391

Shaun: on the tip.

:

00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:31,421

Okay.

:

00:36:31,511 --> 00:36:32,321

So that's what I thought.

:

00:36:32,321 --> 00:36:32,531

Okay.

:

00:36:32,531 --> 00:36:33,281

So I was right.

:

00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:34,751

No, yeah.

:

00:36:34,751 --> 00:36:35,981

I didn't think the whole tail was black.

:

00:36:35,981 --> 00:36:37,241

I thought it was black on the tip.

:

00:36:37,241 --> 00:36:37,511

Sorry.

:

00:36:37,511 --> 00:36:38,561

I should have specified.

:

00:36:38,651 --> 00:36:38,951

No, you thought

:

00:36:38,951 --> 00:36:40,091

Carissa: it was black, the hotel.

:

00:36:40,091 --> 00:36:40,181

Nope.

:

00:36:40,181 --> 00:36:40,511

No,

:

00:36:41,026 --> 00:36:43,456

Shaun: but that's, uh, chu, right?

:

00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:45,886

Peter: Who knows these things.

:

00:36:46,816 --> 00:36:47,536

Carissa: I think you're right.

:

00:36:47,536 --> 00:36:48,106

I think it is.

:

00:36:48,316 --> 00:36:49,036

Chu You might be right.

:

00:36:49,606 --> 00:36:49,996

Peter: All right.

:

00:36:50,656 --> 00:36:51,256

Funny.

:

00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:55,906

How about Looney Tunes

versus Looney Tunes?

:

00:36:56,746 --> 00:37:00,586

How, what is the correct

way to spell Looney Tunes?

:

00:37:01,426 --> 00:37:05,956

L-U-N-E-Y-L-O-O-N-E-Y,

:

00:37:06,796 --> 00:37:07,516

Shaun: and tunes.

:

00:37:07,891 --> 00:37:09,301

Carissa: T-U-N-E-S-U?

:

00:37:09,481 --> 00:37:10,951

Shaun: Yeah, T-U-N-E-S.

:

00:37:11,971 --> 00:37:23,401

Peter: So the correct way to spell

Looney Tunes is L-O-O-N-E-Y-T-U-N-E-S.

:

00:37:24,271 --> 00:37:26,701

A lot of people remember this as tunes.

:

00:37:26,701 --> 00:37:28,441

T-O-O-N-S.

:

00:37:28,741 --> 00:37:30,121

Carissa: I've never

remembered it that way.

:

00:37:30,201 --> 00:37:31,371

Peter: No, but you spelled Looney wrong.

:

00:37:31,776 --> 00:37:32,376

Carissa: Yeah, I did.

:

00:37:33,471 --> 00:37:33,741

Well, whatever.

:

00:37:34,341 --> 00:37:35,031

Oh, okay.

:

00:37:35,031 --> 00:37:36,351

Made sense in my brain at the moment.

:

00:37:36,411 --> 00:37:37,641

Shaun: Happens to the best of us.

:

00:37:38,121 --> 00:37:40,161

Peter: So do remember Shazam?

:

00:37:40,221 --> 00:37:44,511

Everyone remembers the movie Shazam,

the one with Shaquille O'Neal?

:

00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,391

Carissa: Yes, that's what I remember.

:

00:37:47,391 --> 00:37:49,341

Is that the one with Shaquille

O'Neal where he's a genie?

:

00:37:49,341 --> 00:37:49,671

Is that the right movie?

:

00:37:50,211 --> 00:37:51,171

Yeah, he's a genie.

:

00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:55,941

Peter: See, everyone

remembers another character.

:

00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:56,721

You are correct.

:

00:37:56,721 --> 00:38:00,101

It is Shaquille O'Neal

who played Shazam in that.

:

00:38:00,101 --> 00:38:04,961

But everybody swears they

remember Sinbad playing Shazam.

:

00:38:05,961 --> 00:38:06,351

Carissa: No.

:

00:38:06,351 --> 00:38:06,531

Oh my

:

00:38:06,531 --> 00:38:07,191

Shaun: God.

:

00:38:07,191 --> 00:38:08,211

Yeah.

:

00:38:09,351 --> 00:38:10,491

Carissa: It was Shaquille O'Neal.

:

00:38:11,601 --> 00:38:13,191

Shaun: No, that was a

different, there was a

:

00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:16,611

Carissa: different movie with sin

that he plays like a Genie character.

:

00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:17,631

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:38:17,931 --> 00:38:21,361

So they're mixing

Sinbad's Kids movie Kazam.

:

00:38:21,636 --> 00:38:21,856

Yes.

:

00:38:21,856 --> 00:38:22,136

Yeah.

:

00:38:22,141 --> 00:38:22,801

Yes.

:

00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:25,921

That's the one with

Shaq who played Shazam.

:

00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:29,064

All right, so everyone remembers

Trixie Mattel from Drag Race, right?

:

00:38:29,604 --> 00:38:30,354

Of course.

:

00:38:30,414 --> 00:38:31,014

Love her.

:

00:38:31,854 --> 00:38:33,534

Carissa, do you remember Trixie?

:

00:38:33,534 --> 00:38:33,744

Yeah, I

:

00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:34,584

Carissa: remember Trixie.

:

00:38:35,409 --> 00:38:35,859

Peter: All right.

:

00:38:35,859 --> 00:38:37,139

So what's her quote?

:

00:38:37,139 --> 00:38:38,069

Her catchphrase.

:

00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:39,989

Oh, honey,

:

00:38:40,859 --> 00:38:41,759

Carissa: I couldn't tell you.

:

00:38:41,759 --> 00:38:41,994

'cause I don't know.

:

00:38:42,359 --> 00:38:44,369

Shaun: Or it could be skinny legend.

:

00:38:45,299 --> 00:38:46,619

Peter: So that's what's on her merch.

:

00:38:46,619 --> 00:38:50,879

But her quote is actually,

oh, honey, oh, honey.

:

00:38:51,089 --> 00:38:51,674

Oh honey.

:

00:38:51,674 --> 00:38:51,839

Oh honey.

:

00:38:53,169 --> 00:38:57,069

Her fans also misattribute

it to, oh, honeys.

:

00:38:57,069 --> 00:39:00,399

They always say Honeys versus honey.

:

00:39:00,429 --> 00:39:02,019

It is one singular.

:

00:39:02,754 --> 00:39:02,994

Just

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00:39:02,994 --> 00:39:03,174

Shaun: one

:

00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:03,684

Peter: Mary.

:

00:39:04,764 --> 00:39:05,094

All right.

:

00:39:05,094 --> 00:39:10,704

So also during Cher's concert,

does anybody remember her

:

00:39:10,704 --> 00:39:13,374

throwing a wig at a fan midcon?

:

00:39:14,544 --> 00:39:18,114

Shaun: That's iconic if it happened, but

something tells me her wigs are far too

:

00:39:18,114 --> 00:39:20,034

expensive or it'd be throwing at anyone.

:

00:39:20,184 --> 00:39:21,954

Carissa: I also never heard

of that, so I don't know.

:

00:39:22,674 --> 00:39:26,424

Peter: So a lot of people remember

her throwing it at a fan mid concert.

:

00:39:26,424 --> 00:39:30,804

However, she did not, though

drag queens have done it.

:

00:39:30,884 --> 00:39:31,874

And share tributes.

:

00:39:32,354 --> 00:39:34,694

Ah, yeah.

:

00:39:34,694 --> 00:39:34,844

Hmm.

:

00:39:35,594 --> 00:39:36,824

Another big one here.

:

00:39:36,924 --> 00:39:42,234

ris Hilton DJ at NYC Pride in:

:

00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:44,514

Carissa: I have no idea.

:

00:39:44,754 --> 00:39:48,594

Shaun: I don't know if she DJ

there at that time, but I know

:

00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:50,874

she does do some DJing now.

:

00:39:50,874 --> 00:39:54,264

And I wanna say she has DJ at

Pride, so I'm gonna say yes.

:

00:39:55,404 --> 00:39:56,964

Peter: Marissa, what's your final answer?

:

00:39:57,114 --> 00:39:58,104

Carissa: I honestly don't know.

:

00:39:59,634 --> 00:40:00,774

Peter: So she really did.

:

00:40:00,854 --> 00:40:01,154

Carissa: Woo.

:

00:40:01,244 --> 00:40:01,604

I was right.

:

00:40:01,724 --> 00:40:02,624

Yeah, though,

:

00:40:02,624 --> 00:40:05,864

Peter: Many think it's a

meme because it sounds fake.

:

00:40:07,244 --> 00:40:08,384

Yeah, I can see that.

:

00:40:08,384 --> 00:40:08,594

I could

:

00:40:08,594 --> 00:40:09,134

Carissa: see why.

:

00:40:12,164 --> 00:40:13,394

Peter: Another big one here.

:

00:40:13,394 --> 00:40:15,194

We're going through some queer ones here.

:

00:40:15,349 --> 00:40:18,799

Was there ever a lesbian bar

called U-Haul in Portland?

:

00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:20,314

Carissa: Oh my God.

:

00:40:20,314 --> 00:40:23,254

I feel like there should be, if there

isn't, if there's not, there should

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00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:23,584

Shaun: be.

:

00:40:23,584 --> 00:40:26,904

I'm gonna say no 'cause it sounds too

on the nodes, but we should probably

:

00:40:26,904 --> 00:40:28,464

open that apocalypse and avocados.

:

00:40:28,514 --> 00:40:30,374

Presents the U-Haul lesbian bar.

:

00:40:30,669 --> 00:40:30,909

Yeah.

:

00:40:31,964 --> 00:40:32,174

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:40:32,174 --> 00:40:34,364

So it is a false memory.

:

00:40:34,414 --> 00:40:37,384

There, it's an urban

legend among queer Twitter.

:

00:40:38,339 --> 00:40:38,419

Carissa: Hmm.

:

00:40:38,819 --> 00:40:39,019

Peter: Interesting.

:

00:40:39,289 --> 00:40:39,579

That

:

00:40:39,579 --> 00:40:39,979

Carissa: is interesting.

:

00:40:40,619 --> 00:40:44,129

Peter: Here's another one for Laverne Cox.

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00:40:44,159 --> 00:40:47,339

Did she ever play Beyonce's

sister and Dreamgirls?

:

00:40:48,689 --> 00:40:49,529

Carissa: No way

:

00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:50,549

Peter: did she.

:

00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,799

Carissa: I honestly don't know either.

:

00:40:54,059 --> 00:40:55,499

Peter: I've only seen the movie once.

:

00:40:55,589 --> 00:40:56,789

Carissa: I don't remember the movie,

:

00:40:57,929 --> 00:40:59,849

Peter: so no, she did not.

:

00:40:59,879 --> 00:41:04,109

But I've seen thousands of threads

where people swore that she was in it.

:

00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:05,579

Interesting.

:

00:41:05,789 --> 00:41:06,179

Hmm.

:

00:41:06,704 --> 00:41:10,664

Yeah I don't remember this at

all 'cause I remember Dreamgirls,

:

00:41:10,664 --> 00:41:13,484

I watched it a million times,

but yeah, I don't remember that.

:

00:41:14,714 --> 00:41:17,954

All right, so couple more here.

:

00:41:18,404 --> 00:41:19,934

Shangla, everyone knows sh

:

00:41:20,654 --> 00:41:20,924

Carissa: Yep.

:

00:41:21,194 --> 00:41:21,824

Peter: Hello.

:

00:41:23,294 --> 00:41:28,454

So her box gag on season three

when she entered in the giant box.

:

00:41:29,894 --> 00:41:30,884

Did it happen?

:

00:41:31,334 --> 00:41:31,874

Yes,

:

00:41:33,764 --> 00:41:34,424

Carissa: I think so.

:

00:41:35,774 --> 00:41:39,974

Peter: So fans thought it was a

later season gag, but Shangla did

:

00:41:39,974 --> 00:41:42,074

pop out of the box in season three.

:

00:41:43,074 --> 00:41:47,964

Shaun: The reason they think it's a

later season gag is they pulled it again.

:

00:41:48,294 --> 00:41:50,544

They wheeled her in, she popped

outta the box, and they wheeled

:

00:41:50,544 --> 00:41:52,794

her back out in another season.

:

00:41:54,084 --> 00:41:58,674

But she actually came back and competed

in season three for a second time.

:

00:41:59,184 --> 00:41:59,574

Carissa: Yeah.

:

00:42:00,324 --> 00:42:02,874

Peter: Now that we've gotten

a history of drag race that no

:

00:42:02,919 --> 00:42:05,124

one asked for, you're welcome.

:

00:42:05,124 --> 00:42:05,364

Well,

:

00:42:05,364 --> 00:42:08,844

Carissa: you should have known when you

asked this question where it was gonna go.

:

00:42:09,174 --> 00:42:10,014

Speaking

:

00:42:10,014 --> 00:42:13,104

Peter: of drag race, last

one here, did RuPaul wear the

:

00:42:13,104 --> 00:42:15,594

iconic cone bra on drag race?

:

00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:16,914

Carissa: Yes.

:

00:42:17,064 --> 00:42:17,754

Peter: Yes.

:

00:42:19,044 --> 00:42:19,644

No.

:

00:42:19,854 --> 00:42:20,034

What?

:

00:42:21,814 --> 00:42:22,804

It's a false memory.

:

00:42:22,804 --> 00:42:23,944

RU has never worn.

:

00:42:23,944 --> 00:42:28,984

Madonna's Cohen bra on drag race

fans merge images with Madonna lore.

:

00:42:30,049 --> 00:42:30,409

Wow.

:

00:42:30,409 --> 00:42:32,269

Our brains do crazy things.

:

00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:32,989

Carissa: I know.

:

00:42:33,109 --> 00:42:34,459

Peter: Yes, they do.

:

00:42:34,999 --> 00:42:37,519

Anyway, that was our game.

:

00:42:38,659 --> 00:42:39,049

Shaun: What a fun

:

00:42:39,049 --> 00:42:39,739

Peter: game.

:

00:42:39,739 --> 00:42:42,319

Who won my therapist?

:

00:42:43,149 --> 00:42:44,769

No, you won my anal probing.

:

00:42:44,949 --> 00:42:45,699

That's what won.

:

00:42:45,705 --> 00:42:46,264

That's gross.

:

00:42:47,289 --> 00:42:49,929

Oh, an alienation and

many light years away.

:

00:42:50,709 --> 00:42:51,219

Yes.

:

00:42:51,309 --> 00:42:52,359

They came from under the sea.

:

00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:55,479

Under the Sea Sebastian area.

:

00:42:55,479 --> 00:42:55,899

I'm still

:

00:42:55,899 --> 00:42:59,499

Carissa: upset about the aliens under

the sea, having this whole fucking world.

:

00:42:59,829 --> 00:43:00,579

Peter: Is it, Hey,

:

00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:03,099

Carissa: I just want I, it really

bothers me and I don't think I

:

00:43:03,099 --> 00:43:04,239

wanna go in the ocean ever again.

:

00:43:04,929 --> 00:43:06,909

Peter: Why are you afraid

they're gonna dittle your claim?

:

00:43:07,419 --> 00:43:07,974

Carissa: Yeah, a little bit.

:

00:43:08,734 --> 00:43:09,094

Peter: A little bit.

:

00:43:09,699 --> 00:43:11,559

How much can you learn from a vagina?

:

00:43:12,129 --> 00:43:12,549

Carissa: A lot.

:

00:43:13,809 --> 00:43:14,469

Peter: Like what?

:

00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:15,309

Carissa: Everything, what?

:

00:43:16,689 --> 00:43:18,759

Peter: What can you actually

learn from a vagina?

:

00:43:18,759 --> 00:43:18,969

What can

:

00:43:18,969 --> 00:43:20,139

Carissa: you learn from a penis?

:

00:43:20,394 --> 00:43:20,814

Peter: Not much.

:

00:43:20,814 --> 00:43:21,134

Nothing.

:

00:43:21,554 --> 00:43:21,974

Not much.

:

00:43:22,089 --> 00:43:23,079

That's the point.

:

00:43:24,789 --> 00:43:27,039

So Paul said it best on that movie.

:

00:43:27,219 --> 00:43:30,819

How much can you learn from an ass

when the aliens are probing you?

:

00:43:31,179 --> 00:43:31,749

Carissa: Good point.

:

00:43:32,949 --> 00:43:33,429

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:43:33,429 --> 00:43:35,019

How much can they learn from a

:

00:43:35,229 --> 00:43:35,589

Carissa: chacha?

:

00:43:36,055 --> 00:43:36,410

I don't know.

:

00:43:36,410 --> 00:43:37,700

Maybe they just wanna mess around.

:

00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:39,890

Peter: Yeah, maybe they're

just feeling frisking.

:

00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:39,980

They're

:

00:43:40,730 --> 00:43:41,810

Shaun: just a little horny.

:

00:43:43,595 --> 00:43:44,135

Carissa: Let's take a turn.

:

00:43:46,085 --> 00:43:48,125

Shaun: So why do you

guys think we do this?

:

00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:54,935

Why do you think that so many people have

these memories or these false memories

:

00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:57,635

that are so similar to each other?

:

00:43:58,115 --> 00:43:58,685

Peter: Acid.

:

00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:00,635

Yeah,

:

00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:02,105

Carissa: that's, that's your final answer.

:

00:44:03,455 --> 00:44:03,815

Shaun: Yeah.

:

00:44:03,815 --> 00:44:04,775

That, that, that seems logical.

:

00:44:04,775 --> 00:44:07,720

Peter: Acid drop B, final answer I truly

:

00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:08,585

Carissa: believe in, in.

:

00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,540

Time travel and the space time

continuum and I think that sometimes

:

00:44:13,870 --> 00:44:17,110

two different times merge and

there are differences that happen.

:

00:44:17,110 --> 00:44:20,380

I really believe in that kind of stuff,

and I know I sound like a crazy conspiracy

:

00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:22,720

theorist, but we are apocalypse and

:

00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,410

Peter: avocados.

:

00:44:23,890 --> 00:44:24,340

That's a good

:

00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:24,790

Shaun: point.

:

00:44:24,970 --> 00:44:26,230

I have to agree with Carissa.

:

00:44:26,470 --> 00:44:31,660

There are people out there who say that,

it's our brain's way of kind of just.

:

00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:36,760

Remembering things in a way that

it wants to remember them, because

:

00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,550

that's just how we're programmed.

:

00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:42,070

But I don't know.

:

00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:43,540

I feel like there's something more to it.

:

00:44:43,630 --> 00:44:49,060

I know that I have seen that cornucopia

on the Fruit of the Loom logo.

:

00:44:49,150 --> 00:44:49,480

Carissa: Yeah,

:

00:44:50,710 --> 00:44:50,805

Shaun: I definitely have.

:

00:44:50,805 --> 00:44:55,060

I don't care what they do with their

timeline of logos on their their website.

:

00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,290

I know that existed.

:

00:44:56,290 --> 00:45:00,040

I know I had t-shirts and underwear

with that fricking tag on it.

:

00:45:00,385 --> 00:45:02,665

Carissa: I'm pretty sure I still

have t-shirts with that logo on it.

:

00:45:02,965 --> 00:45:03,895

Peter: I don't really care.

:

00:45:03,895 --> 00:45:05,365

I just wanted them to take it off.

:

00:45:07,675 --> 00:45:10,075

Shaun: They were always really scratchy

and that's part of why I remember.

:

00:45:10,105 --> 00:45:12,025

'cause I remember peeling those off.

:

00:45:12,055 --> 00:45:12,295

Carissa: Yeah.

:

00:45:12,295 --> 00:45:13,675

You would take the tags off.

:

00:45:13,675 --> 00:45:13,735

Yeah.

:

00:45:13,735 --> 00:45:16,165

Because of that fucking cornucopia

rubbing against your neck.

:

00:45:16,195 --> 00:45:16,735

Yes.

:

00:45:16,735 --> 00:45:17,035

Yep.

:

00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:19,015

Peter: I just remember taking them off

:

00:45:20,155 --> 00:45:21,655

Shaun: and it was like

peeling a stamp off.

:

00:45:21,655 --> 00:45:24,895

There would always be this

residue from the glue that they

:

00:45:24,895 --> 00:45:26,275

would use to put the tag on.

:

00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:26,390

Carissa: Mm-hmm.

:

00:45:27,130 --> 00:45:27,190

So,

:

00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,560

Shaun: and then that

would pick at the back.

:

00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,130

At your back.

:

00:45:30,130 --> 00:45:30,310

Ugh.

:

00:45:31,030 --> 00:45:32,950

Carissa: So maybe that's why

they got rid of the cornucopia.

:

00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:37,030

Now it's, people see it one way and

think it's still the same, but it's not,

:

00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,920

Shaun: they just don't want you to

remember the time they had those

:

00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,140

uncomfortable tags in their clothes.

:

00:45:41,170 --> 00:45:41,410

Carissa: Right.

:

00:45:41,410 --> 00:45:43,840

Because they probably weren't

making enough money back then.

:

00:45:44,290 --> 00:45:45,760

Peter: I remember the cornucopia.

:

00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,260

But maybe it's 'cause they wanted a cro.

:

00:45:49,495 --> 00:45:50,665

Looks like a croissant to me.

:

00:45:51,055 --> 00:45:53,995

Carissa: You know, I never knew what

a cornucopia was until I got to a

:

00:45:53,995 --> 00:45:56,635

certain grade in elementary school,

and I was like, that's that thing.

:

00:45:56,635 --> 00:45:58,855

It looks like that nice pastry.

:

00:45:59,455 --> 00:46:00,085

Peter: Yeah, that bakery

:

00:46:00,085 --> 00:46:00,715

Carissa: pastry.

:

00:46:01,765 --> 00:46:02,665

Peter: But why?

:

00:46:02,665 --> 00:46:03,835

Why did they make that?

:

00:46:03,835 --> 00:46:06,535

Does anybody know the actual

function of cornucopia?

:

00:46:06,535 --> 00:46:07,450

It was not to hold.

:

00:46:08,965 --> 00:46:09,355

Fruit.

:

00:46:09,385 --> 00:46:09,715

Was it?

:

00:46:10,195 --> 00:46:10,795

I don't know.

:

00:46:10,975 --> 00:46:11,425

Shaun: I don't know.

:

00:46:11,425 --> 00:46:13,195

My FI was gonna say my father.

:

00:46:13,195 --> 00:46:13,795

Your father.

:

00:46:13,795 --> 00:46:16,525

And I always want to call it

the same thing, or I think

:

00:46:16,525 --> 00:46:17,725

we do the horn of plenty.

:

00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:19,075

Carissa: Really?

:

00:46:19,525 --> 00:46:22,555

Shaun: That's what I always taught the

cornucopia, like the other name for

:

00:46:22,555 --> 00:46:25,825

the cornucopia was, and I feel like

I've heard him say that before too.

:

00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:25,975

I think

:

00:46:25,975 --> 00:46:28,325

Carissa: I've heard that before

and it's a historical thing.

:

00:46:28,325 --> 00:46:29,105

Shaun: Yeah.

:

00:46:29,285 --> 00:46:29,585

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:46:29,585 --> 00:46:30,665

It's a horn full of dicks.

:

00:46:31,475 --> 00:46:31,865

Carissa: Of course.

:

00:46:31,865 --> 00:46:32,105

You go there.

:

00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:34,880

Peter: No.

:

00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:38,810

I know what the horn of

plenty is, but I guess, yeah.

:

00:46:38,810 --> 00:46:42,020

It was supposed to signify a

bountiful harvest, wasn't it?

:

00:46:42,575 --> 00:46:42,795

Carissa: Yes.

:

00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:44,090

Yes, exactly.

:

00:46:44,810 --> 00:46:44,990

Oh God.

:

00:46:45,530 --> 00:46:45,800

Alright.

:

00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,460

Saw you slave.

:

00:46:46,580 --> 00:46:47,270

I'm fucking leaving.

:

00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,070

I've had enough of this shit.

:

00:46:50,030 --> 00:46:55,590

Shaun: Why don't we start some Mandela

effects of our own for the future.

:

00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,060

Okay.

:

00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:58,650

Dex.

:

00:46:59,325 --> 00:47:00,765

Carissa: I want, I'm

gonna start it right now.

:

00:47:01,275 --> 00:47:02,265

We never spiral

:

00:47:02,930 --> 00:47:03,435

Shaun: ever, ever.

:

00:47:03,675 --> 00:47:05,535

We've never spiraled a day in our lives.

:

00:47:05,595 --> 00:47:06,015

No.

:

00:47:06,015 --> 00:47:06,025

No.

:

00:47:06,825 --> 00:47:07,545

Casey doesn't

:

00:47:07,545 --> 00:47:08,955

Peter: exist in my mind either.

:

00:47:09,135 --> 00:47:12,435

Shaun: Watch out for Doja cat

running for president in:

:

00:47:12,585 --> 00:47:14,145

Peter: Not with those fucking eyebrows.

:

00:47:16,425 --> 00:47:18,135

Shaun: She's gonna paint

the town red and she's gonna

:

00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:20,955

Peter: paint the town with one

fucking line like her eyebrows.

:

00:47:22,245 --> 00:47:23,835

She's terrible looking.

:

00:47:24,045 --> 00:47:25,515

She looks like an ass Fraggle.

:

00:47:25,515 --> 00:47:26,235

She really does.

:

00:47:26,235 --> 00:47:27,930

She looks like a wart

that you wanna cut off.

:

00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:29,470

I'm sorry,

:

00:47:30,070 --> 00:47:30,700

Carissa: Jesus.

:

00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:35,830

Shaun: I heard apocalypse and avocados

broke up after one of them moved to space.

:

00:47:36,830 --> 00:47:37,370

Carissa: That's a lie

:

00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:39,500

Peter: We did.

:

00:47:40,550 --> 00:47:40,970

Lies time.

:

00:47:40,970 --> 00:47:41,420

Travel

:

00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:41,895

Carissa: lies.

:

00:47:42,530 --> 00:47:45,655

Peter: Why would anybody want time

travel back to this fucking time?

:

00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:46,760

I wouldn't.

:

00:47:46,970 --> 00:47:47,340

Carissa: I wouldn't either.

:

00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:47,900

I would

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Shaun: either go further back.

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Or I wouldn't come back at all.

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Go further ahead.

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Or go further ahead

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Carissa: and stop.

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Yeah.

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What's happening now?

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Peter: Yeah.

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Somebody goes, oh, let me come back to

the time when that fucking diaper wearing

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shit ball that is in the White House, and

I just wanna stop there and fuck shit up.

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There's really not much

you can fuck up right now.

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Carissa: No.

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No, because it's already been fucked up.

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Yeah.

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At this point

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Peter: he looks like a

block of cheddar cheese.

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Yeah,

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Carissa: it does.

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Peter: Couple blocks actually.

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It looks like when you melt velv vita,

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Carissa: that's insulting to the Velv vita

because Velv Vita actually tastes good.

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Peter: Yeah.

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He reminds me of something that rotted

in your fridge, you forgot was there.

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You pushed it to the back and

you pulled it out and it grew

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like mushrooms and shit on it.

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That's what Trump reminds me of.

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Carissa: Oh, good.

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Peter: Yeah, I said Voldemort's name.

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I said it.

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Carissa: Don't fucking say it again.

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It's like when you say Beetlejuice,

you can't say it three times.

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Peter: Beetlejuice,

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

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00:48:52,815 --> 00:48:53,715

Oh, he's here.

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Hey.

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Hey, juice.

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What's going on?

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00:48:57,765 --> 00:48:58,305

Juice.

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Carissa: He's a little more

fun though than Voldemort.

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Peter: I feel like that movie's censored.

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Beetlejuice.

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Beetlejuice, yeah.

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I feel like it's censored because you

know that he would be the kind of person

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that would whip it out in helicopter.

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Carissa: Oh, he definitely would.

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Peter: He'd be twerking for sure.

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Yeah.

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Carissa: Yeah,

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Peter: yeah.

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So that movie is definitely censored.

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Jenna Ortega's, definitely censored

in that movie, the second one.

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Carissa: Oh yeah, for sure.

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Peter: I feel like she would, she's

that kind of person that would tug

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on her bits in a movie for fun.

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Z Anyway.

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Now that we're canceled,

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Shaun: before we wrap things up, I

just have a few listener submission

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Mandela Effects to read off to you guys.

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So from Dylan in Chicago.

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He says, okay, hear me out.

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I swear there was a drag race challenge

where all the queens had to impersonate

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the spice girls and Ru got mad

because two of them picked baby spice.

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00:49:52,965 --> 00:49:56,055

I've Googled it, it doesn't

exist, but I saw it.

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I swear I feel it in my bones.

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I

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Carissa: could have sworn that

I saw that, but I don't know.

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I'm

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Peter: gonna call him crazy.

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I don't remember this, but I

remember, kitty Scott Claws

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playing a baby space at one point.

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I do remember that.

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Yeah.

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But I don't remember the actual challenge

where they had to be the space girls.

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Shaun: Yeah.

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That's, that's the part that's throwing

me, because I do remember ru getting

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00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:25,430

mad at the girls in a se episode of

that season with Kitty where they had to

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do the drag Alexa thing, but whatever.

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That's a whole nother story.

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00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,380

Peter: So from, yeah,

that was Emma Bunton.

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She came on to judge that season.

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00:50:33,590 --> 00:50:36,900

Shaun: Oh, so maybe

that's the one from Jess.

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She, they in Portland.

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Peter: Tell me.

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00:50:40,590 --> 00:50:44,490

She, they, she, they, where the

fuck is the, they coming from?

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Just she her, she, her,

they, what the fuck is that?

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00:50:49,670 --> 00:50:50,510

She, plural,

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Carissa: we're being politically correct.

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Peter: Sorry,

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Shaun: I'm just saying what Jess said.

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Peter: Okay.

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Why did she put her pronouns in there?

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Anyway, moving on.

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She

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Carissa: was trying to

be politically correct.

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We're gonna be nice.

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Okay.

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Shaun: Yeah, yeah, fine.

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00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:09,350

Tell me I'm not crazy, but wasn't

there a pride where Lady Gaga sang the

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00:51:09,350 --> 00:51:12,020

national anthem in a rainbow meet dress?

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Carissa: No.

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Shaun: No.

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Carissa: That never happened.

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00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,030

Shaun: Nope.

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Okay, girl you on acid or something?

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00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:17,300

She

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00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:20,120

Carissa: did wear a meat

dress, but that was No, no, no.

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00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:20,330

And

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Peter: she did sing the

national anthem at a.

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00:51:24,005 --> 00:51:25,175

I wanna say a Super Bowl.

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00:51:26,075 --> 00:51:27,515

Carissa: Oh, maybe I don't remember,

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00:51:27,695 --> 00:51:28,925

Peter: but she didn't wear meat.

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00:51:30,695 --> 00:51:31,895

I would remember a good steak.

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00:51:33,271 --> 00:51:33,931

Shaun: Let's see.

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00:51:35,251 --> 00:51:36,901

We have Leo from Toronto.

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00:51:37,501 --> 00:51:37,741

Hmm.

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00:51:38,281 --> 00:51:42,271

Didn't RuPaul once say lip sync

for your life and your rent money?

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00:51:42,661 --> 00:51:42,811

Peter: No.

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00:51:43,046 --> 00:51:43,266

Shaun: No.

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00:51:43,681 --> 00:51:44,701

I've never heard that.

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00:51:45,391 --> 00:51:46,951

People Come on, get more

creative with these.

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00:51:47,971 --> 00:51:48,961

Peter: Your rent money.

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00:51:49,831 --> 00:51:50,416

Your rent money.

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00:51:51,661 --> 00:51:52,021

Oh my

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00:51:52,021 --> 00:51:52,591

Carissa: God.

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00:51:53,066 --> 00:51:55,291

Yeah, that's ghetto as hell.

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00:51:55,741 --> 00:51:58,561

Shaun: Anonymous says I was positive.

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00:51:58,561 --> 00:52:02,191

Ariana Grande, cameo on Glee

as Rachel Berry's cousin.

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00:52:02,611 --> 00:52:04,411

Peter: No, never happened.

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00:52:04,441 --> 00:52:06,211

I was a big Glee Never happened.

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00:52:06,301 --> 00:52:07,891

Carissa: I never watched

Glee, so I have no idea.

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00:52:08,221 --> 00:52:11,106

Peter: I watched it from start to

finish and then finish to start again.

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00:52:11,551 --> 00:52:14,101

Shaun: The good news for all

of our listeners who submitted

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00:52:14,861 --> 00:52:19,281

submissions, none of these things

happened, they were Mandela effects,

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00:52:19,281 --> 00:52:21,081

but nobody else remembers them.

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00:52:21,681 --> 00:52:22,791

Peter: Yeah, definitely don't.

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00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:25,461

Shaun: So I'm not so sure

that they fully qualify.

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00:52:26,781 --> 00:52:28,551

Peter: No, they're just hallucinations.

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00:52:28,821 --> 00:52:29,331

Shaun: Yeah.

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00:52:30,081 --> 00:52:30,591

Peter: Guess I'm sleep.

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00:52:31,311 --> 00:52:31,491

Yeah.

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00:52:31,491 --> 00:52:34,251

Especially Toronto isn't drug.

:

00:52:34,311 --> 00:52:37,221

Aren't those like

hallucinogenics illegal up there?

:

00:52:37,971 --> 00:52:39,411

Shaun: Isn't everything legal up there?

:

00:52:39,441 --> 00:52:40,281

Peter: I don't know how Canada works.

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00:52:40,281 --> 00:52:40,736

No idea.

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00:52:41,406 --> 00:52:42,696

We're only attached to them.

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00:52:43,026 --> 00:52:44,316

I don't know how Canada works.

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00:52:44,316 --> 00:52:45,186

Carissa: I don't visit there often.

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00:52:45,186 --> 00:52:45,696

Canada

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00:52:45,726 --> 00:52:50,226

Shaun: must be like the person who

lives upstairs from a meth lab and

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00:52:50,226 --> 00:52:53,666

they're just wondering when the

fuck they're gonna blow up with us.

:

00:52:53,786 --> 00:52:54,956

Peter: Why are we talking about meth?

:

00:52:55,946 --> 00:52:56,786

Carissa: How did we get here?

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00:52:56,846 --> 00:52:57,386

Yeah.

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00:52:57,986 --> 00:52:58,886

Mandela effect.

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00:52:58,891 --> 00:52:59,181

Yeah.

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00:53:00,626 --> 00:53:01,106

Peter: Damn jam.

:

00:53:01,766 --> 00:53:03,686

No, that was Sean imploding

:

00:53:05,921 --> 00:53:06,381

his brain.

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00:53:06,381 --> 00:53:08,581

Just like everything.

:

00:53:09,195 --> 00:53:09,405

No,

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00:53:09,455 --> 00:53:12,460

Shaun: If you remember this episode,

actually as it happened, you're

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00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:14,890

probably wrong, but we love you anyway.

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00:53:15,490 --> 00:53:20,050

Subscribe stock uss on our socials

and send your Mandela effect moments.

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00:53:21,015 --> 00:53:25,245

Carissa: Next week, more chaos, more

cocktails, and probably more things.

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00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:26,385

We'll all misremember.

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00:53:26,895 --> 00:53:30,945

Until then, keep spiraling and

trust nothing but your group chat.

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00:53:31,725 --> 00:53:33,465

Shaun: Bye bye

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00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:34,305

Carissa: bye.

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Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce.
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