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4th Aug 2025

Season Finale: Confessions, Chaos & Vinegar Balls

It’s here—the unhinged, oversharing, totally unpredictable Apocalypse & Avocados SEASON FINALE! We tried to be deep, but gave up and went full chaos: a game with no rules, criminal confessions, surprise guests (who had no idea), and WAY too many niche Easter eggs. Did we get meaningful? Barely. Did we get personal? Always. Oh, and did someone say “vinegar balls”? If you’ve survived the ride so far, a) are you okay, and b) let’s end this with the only thing we do well—loud, messy, and definitely not safe for brunch. Season 1: out with a bang, not a whimper.

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peter:

So this is it, episode 35, season finale.

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We should probably do something

reflective and meaningful, but

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instead we planned absolute chaos.

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There's a game we barely understand,

surprise, hot takes, and a

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suspicious number of confessions.

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And yes, we hit Easter eggs

in this episode because

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apparently we're those people.

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Now, if you've been riding with us this

season, first of all, are you okay?

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And second, we love you.

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Let's end this thing.

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The only way we know how, too loud,

too personal, and probably oversharing.

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Apocalypse and avocados.

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shaun: Okay.

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Okay, everyone breathe.

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This is it, episode 35, our season

finale, and yeah, it's a little chaotic,

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a little unhinged, but so are we.

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We've heard 34 episodes of us

trying to hold it together.

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This one, we're letting it go.

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So just to start things off,

we're ending season one.

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We've made so many mistakes.

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We've made so much magic, but we might

also be wearing matching robes right now.

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You guys can decide

whether or not that's true.

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carissa: I'm feeling like Hugh Hef.

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shaun: They probably think

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peter: we're naked now.

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Okay.

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You took it there.

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Not me.

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Oh my God, that'd be so weird.

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carissa: The voices started already.

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I

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peter: don't wanna see anyone's nipples.

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carissa: I don't wanna

see anybody's nipples.

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shaun: So before we talk about what has

been, why don't we give the audience a

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little bit of an idea of what is to come.

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Don't give too much away just give

them like one line that is like your

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thoughts and expectations of season two.

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First off, you said come

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anyway again.

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carissa: Well, I brought a

surprise guest and they don't

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even know they're the guest.

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shaun: Ooh,

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peter: EDIA.

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shaun: Always taking it

someplace dark and dirty.

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Let's see.

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peter: No, but real talk.

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I'm only here for the game.

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And to confess a crime possibly.

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And we're

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shaun: not doing a recap, we're

doing something way dumber.

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That's my feelings.

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peter: Cucumber Tuesday.

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shaun: Yeah, but only with the

fact that we've released 1,500

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minutes of content, which is more

than the whole Godfather trilogy.

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Oh God.

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peter: I didn't even

realize it was that much.

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Yeah,

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carissa: I didn't either.

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That's a lot.

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peter: Oh God.

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So Cucumber Tuesday,

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carissa: we officially lasted

longer than the Godfather.

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peter: Woo.

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Officially, it lasted longer

than a straight women's orgasm.

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Lord have mercy.

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carissa: What are you drinking today?

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It's a meme mimosa.

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shaun: It's not mimosa.

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It's mimosa.

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Oh God.

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peter: Hermione, shut the fuck

up, aren't you Right in the dick.

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carissa: I just wanna say

when Guardian love you.

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So that's why I got,

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peter: wow.

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You've lifted my spirit.

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shaun: I, I think with that we should

move over to Carissa to discuss

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some of the things that we have said

or maybe haven't said this season.

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carissa: Hmm.

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Do we wanna talk about a few

moments that aged weirdly?

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peter: Yeah, let's go for it.

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Vinegar balls.

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Oh God, I forgot about that.

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Seven colors, lagoon asshole.

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That was that was episode one.

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Hmm.

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carissa: I don't wanna yuck your yum.

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peter: I didn't say that.

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shaun: Taking a picture of her juice box.

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peter: Oh God.

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carissa: Nasty.

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Melty, melty.

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I'm about to spiral.

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peter: Yeah

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carissa: that's our tagline right there.

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Yeah.

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It's anything

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peter: to do with poop.

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Yeah.

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Hopefully next season we're constipated.

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carissa: Everybody.

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Take your Imodium.

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peter: You don't need

a poop cruise part too.

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No, definitely not.

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That would be a shitty situation.

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Close enough.

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carissa: But no, shout out to our,

all our listeners and for giving us

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feedback on your favorite lines and

things we've done on the podcast

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and things we've talked about.

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It's been really great to

interact with all you guys.

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Thank you for the fan mail we received

just recently from one of our listeners.

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That's huge.

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It was really nice to hear from you.

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Good to get the feedback and now we'll

know what to bring into season two.

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shaun: Absolutely.

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Yes.

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Shout out to Ken Krell at the

Pride Nomad and Daily Hug.

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He's doing some great things out there.

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We're hoping to work with him

a little more in the future.

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peter: Yay.

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Woo woo.

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So exciting.

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Honestly, I don't know.

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It's just been a lot of fun.

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It's been quite therapeutic.

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I've pissed quite a few people

off, which I love, so it's fine.

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carissa: It wouldn't be authentic

if you didn't piss somebody off.

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Yeah.

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Let's be real.

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shaun: Yeah.

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That is your brand.

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Yeah, apparently I pissed,

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carissa: I've pissed a couple

people off too, so Yeah, we are,

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shaun: there's the chaos.

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carissa: We are related, so sometimes

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peter: you get a piss someone off.

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For everyone.

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Sometimes you gotta get pissed.

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Apparently.

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It seems like my whole motive for

this podcast was to get canceled.

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Didn't work.

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Didn't work.

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Well, you know,

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shaun: I actually got a comment from a

listener on social media that they said

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to me that this podcast was essentially

if you could take Drag Race and their Holy

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Roman empire and just mash them into one.

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That's us.

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peter: Oh, that sounds like

an interesting calzone.

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I like it.

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Sorry, I'm very hungry right now.

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Yeah, that's cool's.

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Cool.

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We need to eat.

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I wish we got some more like that

sounds very sexual in nature.

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Talk dirty to us.

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Hate me.

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Like what are your French girls?

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Movie.

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Ugh.

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No, they weren't.

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Now they are.

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They're probably at the

bottom of the ocean.

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carissa: Do you remember we

talked about vaginal sting?

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peter: Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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shaun: Yep.

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That was a good one.

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carissa: How did we get there?

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shaun: I know, but we also

talked about anal bleaching.

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That same

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peter: episode,

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shaun: I

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peter: think.

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shaun: Oh yes.

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Oh my God.

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peter: Wow.

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I remember us talking about that.

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I don't remember how it got brought up.

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I don't either.

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carissa: I don't remember.

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I think you

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peter: brought it up, Peter.

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Ah, self

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carissa: care.

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peter: Oh yeah.

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Self

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carissa: care.

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Very important.

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peter: Care for your anal cavity.

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Don't steam.

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Don't steam and shave on the same day.

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No, don't steam and bleach.

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I'm not sure about shaving, but I could

imagine it wouldn't be a good idea.

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Don't

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carissa: do any of that

all in the same day.

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peter: It just sounds like it hurts.

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Crabs crotch.

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Ugh.

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No, it's moldy there.

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shaun: That is moldy.

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What, what video?

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The, the crabs crotch.

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I thought you just said she said crabs.

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Crotch.

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Oh,

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carissa: you talking,

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shaun: sorry.

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I'm on another planet.

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Apparently.

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You know what?

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carissa: That was good.

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I liked it.

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shaun: I was like, yeah, crabs,

crotches sounds pretty moldy.

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carissa: What the fuck is crabs?

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peter: Crotch?

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I

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carissa: never, I

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shaun: don't know, A

crotch infested with crabs.

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I never want crabs.

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Crotch.

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That's what I was, that's

what I was taking it as.

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It's a crotch

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carissa: that spent too much

time in the fucking sea.

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Yeah.

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Salty.

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peter: Yeah.

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There's just, there's been a lot going

on that I honestly didn't realize

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that we talked about mental health.

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We talked about eco anxiety.

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Yeah.

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AI

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shaun: kicking all the world

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peter: ai.

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They're working on sex bots now.

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Oh my God.

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carissa: What the fuck?

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Yeah, right.

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This is getting way outta

hand if you need a nevermind.

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We're not gonna Why?

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You know what?

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Fuck it.

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If you need fucking, so just

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shaun: do it.

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carissa: If you need a fucking

sex bot to get off, like

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seriously, what is wrong with you?

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What is, I dunno.

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They're programed

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peter: for pleasure, so it's like they're

not gonna miss every other straight man.

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Oh my God.

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And what are you talking about?

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You have tiny robots as

women that give you pleasure.

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They come with batteries, remember?

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No, they're rechargeable now.

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Hm.

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carissa: Any need robots?

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There's a battery inside

you like vibrators?

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Is that what you're talking about?

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peter: Handheld robot.

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That is

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carissa: not a robot.

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peter: It depends on how you look at it.

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carissa: Listen, I don't want any kinda

sex bot approaching me with boobs and ass.

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That's a little weird.

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shaun: I feel like there wouldn't be much

use for a sex bot in the lesbian world.

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No.

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Maybe, but I feel like in the

lesbian world, more times than

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not, partners are willing to

have a back and forth type thing.

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A give and a take more so than in

straight and sometimes gay relationships.

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He's talking about Lingus.

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Well, not just that, but just in

general, like whatever gets the other one

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peter: off, there could be

a good sex spot for that.

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Obviously for the lesbians, it could

just have a tongue that's on the, on

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a cylinder and just keeps rotating.

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They already have that,

A double ended one.

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Yeah, but then you'll

have the woman's face

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shaun: there too, so it's, they

can just sit badge to badge.

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It's just a little, fucking, fucking

weird and sta into each other's eyes.

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carissa: This I'm leaving.

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You started it.

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peter: No, I did.

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I said this excellent thing.

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Not bad,

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carissa: but yes, Sean, to

answer your question, yes.

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Most of the time in lesbian

relationships, it's a switch.

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shaun: Yeah.

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See, I feel like that makes more sense.

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carissa: We could take the sex bot and

just, we're throwing 'em out the window.

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I'm done.

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shaun: That's expensive.

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Carissa is canceling the sex bots.

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I am.

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carissa: I'm boycotting this.

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peter: Especially the fucking

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carissa: twirling tongue

thing you were talking about.

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I'm all set.

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Why?

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That's terrifying.

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shaun: You know what, I just

pictured like a tongue weed whacker.

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I pictured like Gene Simmons, tongue

that long, crazy fucking tongue sticking

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out of this silicone face that's

wide open, like fully extended jaw.

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Just a massive tongue sticking

out, looking so creepy.

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And then now I'm just picturing it going

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carissa: oh God.

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And it's smiling.

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Well, it's doing it

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peter: looking lovingly into your eyes.

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carissa: Please don't, and you know,

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shaun: you know that they would

come in three shades white.

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Black and yellow and some

ethically ambiguous color.

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He's saying yellow.

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peter: That was racist.

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I didn't say yellow.

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You did this.

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Got deep.

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Yeah.

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Apparently it's gonna go deeper

with the sex pot, but moving on.

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How about you Rizza?

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Did you have an emotional

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carissa: breakdown?

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Did I have an emotional breakdown?

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Yeah.

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Oh, this season?

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Yeah.

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Probably about 15 times.

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peter: Oh God,

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carissa: I don't know.

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peter: You need a straight jacket with

a thorn's eating drip in a padded room.

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shaun: I have a question for you guys.

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What's one episode that you guys

are really proud of from the season?

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Not necessarily that did crazy well with

listens or anything, but that's just that

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you were really proud of us putting out.

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peter: None of them.

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carissa: Ooh.

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They were all so good.

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peter: Yeah, they are.

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It's hard

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carissa: to just pick one.

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peter: Am I the asshole?

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That one was fun.

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carissa: That one was probably

one of the most fun ones.

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peter: That one was a lot of

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shaun: fun.

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peter: Yeah.

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Am I the asshole?

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Also, the, I can't think

of the name that we named.

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That's really sad.

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The Putting our Friends on notice.

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Remember that one?

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Oh, yeah,

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shaun: yeah, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Crystal led that one.

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No, you led that one.

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Yeah.

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The,

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carissa: it was about group chats.

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shaun: Yeah,

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peter: yeah.

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Coming in hot.

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It came in real hot.

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Yeah.

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Came in hot.

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Came in

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carissa: hot.

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Oh yeah.

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peter: I like the what,

three episodes ago?

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The Latin, the Family Drama Loose.

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That was fun.

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carissa: That was fun.

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That was a fun one.

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shaun: Yeah.

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Our fan mail even addressed that one.

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That one actually went over well

from what we can understand.

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So

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carissa: my water skiing adventure.

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peter: Yep.

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Yep.

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Base planting.

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carissa: I haven't gone water

skiing again, just so you know.

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I haven't tried it.

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I was supposed to go this past week,

I think it was Wednesday, and then

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the person who's has the boat didn't

show up at the gym to confirm so.

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peter: That's sad.

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But you did faceplant it.

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You are a lesbian.

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I did.

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Yeah.

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You face planted.

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It's nothing new.

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You're missing the joke.

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I, no, I said that.

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I know.

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carissa: That's nothing new.

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Face planting is nothing new.

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peter: She face planted right into a muff.

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Oh my.

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carissa: I have a story

about that actually.

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Oh

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peter: god.

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Ooh.

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Face really fall.

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carissa: Yes, I really did.

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I was intoxicated.

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This was many years ago, and I

tripped over something in the bedroom

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and I fell right into her crotch.

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shaun: Ah, perfect setup.

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That shit must have been bruised.

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carissa: She was like, what the fuck?

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I was like, I tripped on

some shit on your floor.

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shaun: She's like, if you wanted

to gimme some head that bad,

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all you had to do was ask.

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carissa: It was totally unintentional.

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peter: Meanwhile, she's storming

the gates of Troy with her forehead.

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That's terrible.

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Oh my lord.

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I have

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carissa: a lot of crazy stories.

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I've fallen off the bed.

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peter: Oh, that's embarrassing.

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carissa: I

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shaun: don't know how like injured.

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Are we talking about like in the act?

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carissa: In the act?

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Yeah.

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I've injured, I've fallen off bed, injured

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shaun: in the act.

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I've dislocated my shoulder.

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carissa: Yes.

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peter: That sounds like a fist accident.

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No, no.

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There was

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shaun: no fist

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peter: in.

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carissa: You're doing a handstand?

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No.

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Were you wall turkeying?

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I was

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shaun: trying to change positions in the

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peter: ass.

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carissa: He was wa turkeying.

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I had my hip pop out place.

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Jesus,

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peter: that guy's black.

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Yep.

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He was

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shaun: actually.

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peter: But that's

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shaun: not why

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peter: once you go black,

your hip going crack.

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See, I knew he was black.

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Oh my god.

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It's gonna realign your spot.

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No, once even that big.

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I know that's a common misconception.

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Most of them are like milk Ds.

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Ooh, that size Negro penis.

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Oh my God.

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carissa: You ever throw your back out?

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peter: Yeah.

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Many times.

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Getting out of bed

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shaun: on a daily basis.

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When I try and stand up.

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carissa: I'm talking about during the act.

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peter: Yeah, I've done that.

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No.

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Yeah,

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carissa: I've definitely done that.

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peter: I feel like the odd man out here.

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carissa: Cars are tough.

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peter: Why are you in the car?

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Car?

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Yeah.

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Cars can be tough.

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carissa: Front seat of the

car is like really tough.

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peter: Again.

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Why?

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Where is the I'm confused.

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carissa: It can be

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peter: done.

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I don't wanna know.

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Yeah.

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I days.

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I know

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shaun: why, why couldn't I

guess for lesbians it could

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be a little bit more, I was

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peter: climbing over the fucking seat.

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Intricate.

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Oh, a little more

intricate to get that done.

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Well that's because they're

fucking doing origami.

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carissa: Yes.

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I was climbing over the seat.

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peter: We had a great season and I,

and we, honestly, we held back a lot.

493

:

There have been quite a few things

that happened behind the scenes that

494

:

we didn't capture on camera or record.

495

:

carissa: Yes, we did, but

you won't let me put it out.

496

:

I caught you with that bubble machine.

497

:

Oh yeah.

498

:

peter: The bubble machine.

499

:

But yeah, there, there's been a lot of

stuff that we held back this season.

500

:

For me, the hardest thing

holding back was naming names.

501

:

That was the hardest thing.

502

:

carissa: That was definitely hard.

503

:

And also trying to refrain

from hurting people's feelings.

504

:

peter: Yeah.

505

:

Well, no, I didn't because

even if you didn't, I

506

:

carissa: feel like even if you

didn't say names, people were

507

:

like, Hmm, if the shoe fits.

508

:

peter: If you thought the

shoe fits, then you probably

509

:

were the one wearing the shoe.

510

:

Right?

511

:

Yeah, I agree.

512

:

But honestly, if you think that

anything that we say is about

513

:

you personally, then that's you.

514

:

So we didn't name any names.

515

:

We know and some of our listeners

probably know, but we didn't

516

:

put your name out there.

517

:

So if you feel like a shit ball,

then you probably are the shit ball.

518

:

But we're not gonna confirm or deny that.

519

:

Yeah,

520

:

shaun: I agree completely.

521

:

peter: Is there anything that

you guys held back, because

522

:

Carissa held back Big Mac.

523

:

Big Mac.

524

:

Oh yeah.

525

:

Her Big Mac segment.

526

:

Oh, big

527

:

carissa: Mac.

528

:

Yes, I did.

529

:

We recorded that behind the scenes.

530

:

Yes, but we didn't release

531

:

shaun: it.

532

:

carissa: No.

533

:

The Big Mac and a Diet Coke,

534

:

shaun: maybe that'll be

coming for season two.

535

:

Season

536

:

carissa: two will will air that.

537

:

Or what about me doing

the drum fit warmup?

538

:

peter: Yes.

539

:

Oh yeah.

540

:

carissa: I was writing a drum

fit routine for one of my fitness

541

:

classes to teach before we were

getting ready to record the podcast.

542

:

And Peter totally recorded me

fucking throwing my hands in the

543

:

air looking absolutely ridiculous

with a laptop in front of me

544

:

peter: to the left, to

the right to the back.

545

:

And you'll tit out.

546

:

There you go.

547

:

Tit out like an African tribe.

548

:

But yeah, it's no secret There was a

lot of strong opinions in this season.

549

:

Very strong.

550

:

Mainly on my end.

551

:

shaun: I had a lot of strong opinions that

we cut 'cause I get a little aggressive.

552

:

peter: Yeah.

553

:

As someone who does the

editing, there's a lot.

554

:

There were a couple of episodes that

were probably almost like an hour and

555

:

30 minutes and we had to cut 'em back.

556

:

carissa: Remember when me and Sean

started arguing on an episode?

557

:

You had to cut chunk of it out.

558

:

peter: Yes.

559

:

shaun: That was when I

was still editing them.

560

:

peter: That was back in the day.

561

:

That was probably like

episode six or seven.

562

:

We kept it very professional

563

:

carissa: too.

564

:

We kept it so professional and then

Peter was like, no, this needs to stop

565

:

peter: now.

566

:

It's really sad when I'm the voice

of reason, a strong opinion I have.

567

:

What opinions did you

guys have about the past?

568

:

shaun: I would say, I love it.

569

:

I think that we all

570

:

peter: love it.

571

:

It's amazing.

572

:

shaun: It's the best podcast I've

573

:

peter: ever heard.

574

:

Strong opinion.

575

:

It's definitely difficult to do,

especially when there are three

576

:

such big personalities in the room.

577

:

So I think we did a really good

job at managing each other.

578

:

To be honest.

579

:

carissa: I learned a

lot about social media.

580

:

I'll tell you that much.

581

:

'cause I don't know shit.

582

:

Oh my God.

583

:

peter: I fucking hate Instagram.

584

:

carissa: I hate it so much

and I'm on it all day.

585

:

peter: No, you guys know

586

:

shaun: my pain at

587

:

peter: work.

588

:

Yeah.

589

:

I fucking hate it.

590

:

Anytime.

591

:

Something would needed to be

a post or something, I'm like.

592

:

How the fuck do I do this?

593

:

How the fuck do I do this?

594

:

I am not a social media whore.

595

:

shaun: Yeah.

596

:

And then half the things that you

can automate on these social media

597

:

planning platforms, you then have

to actually go in and post yourself.

598

:

It's not even like you

can really automate them.

599

:

Right.

600

:

And then you have people like in my

line of work, who want you to create all

601

:

of this extravagant content for them.

602

:

And it's like, dude, you are

not paying anywhere near enough

603

:

for the time that needs to be

taken to do what you're asking.

604

:

Yeah.

605

:

carissa: It's crazy.

606

:

But you know, something.

607

:

It's all a learning curve

and a learning experience.

608

:

A lot of our filming, we, that was

Peter with the camera angles and

609

:

honestly trying to edit video, we

realized that takes a lot longer

610

:

peter: Yeah.

611

:

Than,

612

:

carissa: Anybody would ever imagine.

613

:

peter: It's absolutely ridiculous.

614

:

I wish in the future we will probably

have a team that does it for us.

615

:

But yeah.

616

:

Add props to anybody that

still does it by themselves.

617

:

carissa: Yeah.

618

:

Seriously,

619

:

peter: because that is brutal.

620

:

carissa: That's part of the

reason we threw it out the window.

621

:

peter: Yeah.

622

:

Next season we'll be doing it mainly

because we'll be completely digital.

623

:

We'll be over the internet.

624

:

Marissa will be here in the US and

Sean and I will be in Portugal.

625

:

Wow.

626

:

carissa: Fuck you guys

leaving me here to rot.

627

:

peter: It on the upside, when you,

when we do the podcast, it'll probably

628

:

be like six in the morning for us.

629

:

carissa: Six in the morning?

630

:

peter: Yeah.

631

:

There's a five hour difference.

632

:

carissa: So you want me, me, that would be

633

:

peter: like

634

:

shaun: 11 o'clock at night for her,

635

:

carissa: right?

636

:

peter: Yeah.

637

:

So she's gonna have to do it later.

638

:

We're gonna have to do, do you want me to

639

:

carissa: do it at 11:00 PM

640

:

peter: No.

641

:

Yes.

642

:

Whatever's easier for you.

643

:

carissa: That's when I go to bed.

644

:

Night.

645

:

Night.

646

:

Oh, night night.

647

:

shaun: I don't know.

648

:

Crystal will be on the podcast sleeping.

649

:

We'll figure it out.

650

:

Just

651

:

carissa: snoring.

652

:

That's all you're gonna hear.

653

:

shaun: We'll wake her up for her segment.

654

:

peter: But is there anything that

you guys wish you hadn't said

655

:

out loud or wish that you had?

656

:

shaun: I wish that I said, I mean this

in the most disrespectful way possible

657

:

and then said something really funny.

658

:

peter: There's always next Caesar.

659

:

carissa: I don't have

anything that I don't know.

660

:

I wish I didn't say.

661

:

I'm glad I said everything I said.

662

:

Yeah.

663

:

peter: I feel like, Hmm mm Yeah.

664

:

I stand behind everything I said.

665

:

Oh, I know something.

666

:

I

667

:

shaun: wish I said I love Drag Race.

668

:

Oh wait, I did say that.

669

:

peter: There's no, I

still wish I said that.

670

:

Yeah.

671

:

It's all good.

672

:

carissa: Just kidding.

673

:

peter: I'm still okay.

674

:

But hopefully next season

it's gonna be even crazier.

675

:

We have been talking some collabs.

676

:

We've been talking to some new

creators, so it's gonna be really fun.

677

:

I'm excited.

678

:

Especially since a lot of these

creators are overseas too.

679

:

Yeah.

680

:

So maybe we'll meet them in

person and Chris will still

681

:

have to meet them digitally.

682

:

carissa: Shut up.

683

:

I'm coming for Christmas.

684

:

We're all gonna celebrate together.

685

:

I've decided.

686

:

peter: Yes.

687

:

Anyway.

688

:

Is there anything that you guys wish that

we, like, topics wise, that we revisit?

689

:

There's a

690

:

shaun: couple episodes I felt

like people seem to really like

691

:

that I think would be worth doing.

692

:

Like a part two or.

693

:

Another extension of, I

think the I'm an asshole.

694

:

One that you talked about

earlier was very fun.

695

:

Yes.

696

:

People seem to find it funny.

697

:

They, people seem to really

like our eco anxiety episode.

698

:

peter: Mm-hmm.

699

:

shaun: They also seem to like the

astrology episode and Carissa's

700

:

mini episode about fitness.

701

:

So those are things that I think

would be really fun to revisit.

702

:

Same thing with ai.

703

:

'cause there's so much going on

in all of those topics that yeah.

704

:

Now

705

:

carissa: there's fuck bots

706

:

shaun: Yeah.

707

:

That we can talk about more than

just what we've already talked about.

708

:

So

709

:

peter: yeah.

710

:

I think that Kim Kardashian

wants a fuck bot.

711

:

Didn't she get one of those Tesla robots?

712

:

shaun: She got one of the Tesla

713

:

carissa: robots, right?

714

:

peter: Yeah.

715

:

And it's gonna punch her in the cl

716

:

shaun: Oh jeez.

717

:

Oh my God.

718

:

On, on the topic of robots, did anyone

see that video of the robots running

719

:

and then they pair it side by side

of the video of JD Vance running?

720

:

No.

721

:

And they look exactly the same.

722

:

Why does

723

:

peter: Shady Vance wear eyeliner?

724

:

I don't know.

725

:

It's honestly the only thing

I know about that turd.

726

:

I love the picture of him

where they made him bald.

727

:

Oh, honestly, and this is no

shade to all any of our bald

728

:

listeners, but when they're really

shiny, they remind me of dildos.

729

:

shaun: The only reason the picture

of him bald is so funny is 'cause

730

:

they also blew his face up.

731

:

So it looks like he's having

an allergic reaction and he's

732

:

bald all at the same time.

733

:

And then the eyeliner and the beer

734

:

carissa: it's insane.

735

:

shaun: It's a combination

that's just like chef's kiss

736

:

peter: of craziness.

737

:

You know, I think about this

all the time with bald people.

738

:

Imagine that they became bald

from holding in a sneeze.

739

:

Just all the hair fall off, all

the hell your hair fell off.

740

:

I'm never

741

:

carissa: holding in a sneeze

ever again in my life.

742

:

peter: Now, I didn't know this was a fear

of mine, but now it is a fear of mine.

743

:

You holding a sneeze and then all your air

falls off your eyebrows and your freaking

744

:

eyelashes, you look like a damn worm.

745

:

carissa: I wouldn't leave the house.

746

:

Just for, just for, again, just for the

747

:

shaun: audience's knowledge.

748

:

Peter threatens to do this to

Carissa and I on a regular basis.

749

:

carissa: Yes, he does shave all

750

:

shaun: of the hair off of our face

and had our eyebrows and eyelashes

751

:

included so that we look like a worm.

752

:

carissa: Yeah.

753

:

Don't come at us.

754

:

All right.

755

:

peter: I didn't threaten, I promise

I make good on my frigging promises.

756

:

One day you will wake up fully

waxed on your face and happens.

757

:

Oh.

758

:

carissa: Don't touch my moneymaker, bitch.

759

:

peter: I'll shine it.

760

:

carissa: Stay back.

761

:

peter: Put oils all over it.

762

:

Oh my Lord.

763

:

Shine it like a balling ball.

764

:

carissa: Terrible.

765

:

peter: Anyway, how about you Carissa?

766

:

Anything you wish that we revisited?

767

:

carissa: Yeah, actually

I got some feedback.

768

:

People want another episode

on online date dating.

769

:

shaun: Oh, that's a good one.

770

:

I forgot about that one.

771

:

That's another one.

772

:

I would like to Any

773

:

carissa: additional disasters

or things that have come up.

774

:

And then

775

:

peter: CUM,

776

:

carissa: also the dating

disasters episode.

777

:

I got some feedback about that.

778

:

People wanna part two of that.

779

:

peter: Oh, I don't even

remember the Dating Bastards.

780

:

That was the one with Martin

781

:

shaun: talking.

782

:

That was the vinegar balls one.

783

:

Yeah, I was gonna say, were you

talking about the one with Martin?

784

:

No, that was a good one too.

785

:

Yeah, I think tho both

of those are really good.

786

:

Ones to, to revisit.

787

:

I think those were a lot of fun.

788

:

peter: Yeah, I would definitely do that.

789

:

Yeah.

790

:

shaun: And I think we actually have a

listener submitted story that could pair

791

:

up with the dating disaster stories.

792

:

So we could maybe include

793

:

peter: that.

794

:

Perfect.

795

:

That'd be wonderful y'all.

796

:

But yeah, I think that everyone

for season two, don't forget,

797

:

submit your Hot Takes on this.

798

:

Submit any dating disasters anything

that, I don't know, any sexual

799

:

encounters that you feel were disastrous.

800

:

'cause Carissa Falls out of bed.

801

:

That was one Sean

Dislocates his body parts.

802

:

That

803

:

carissa: was one time.

804

:

That was one time.

805

:

peter: But also hold on.

806

:

It's gonna be a lot of fun.

807

:

Banana socks and you'll

know it when you hear it.

808

:

And yeah, just stay tuned 'cause we

are only taking a two week hiatus here.

809

:

In that, in the interim,

you will still get.

810

:

Some of our avocados abroad episodes.

811

:

You have a lot of news on that

and it's gonna be a good time.

812

:

Carissa might join us

for an episode on that.

813

:

carissa: Yes, I will.

814

:

peter: Because we have not left.

815

:

Not

816

:

carissa: yet.

817

:

They're not, they haven't left yet.

818

:

Yeah.

819

:

shaun: We also want to get some more

like we said, fitness mini episodes

820

:

done with Carissa in the fitness and

wellness realm of things, so we can Yeah.

821

:

Get her thoughts on that.

822

:

carissa: We're the three best friends

that anybody could have, best friends

823

:

shaun: that anyone could

have but also the three best

824

:

peter: friends said

anyone could have shut up.

825

:

But also in season two take a

look for my mini so series which

826

:

will be user submitted stories

that you want, honest feedback on.

827

:

I'll leave it at that.

828

:

You decide?

829

:

shaun: Think of what?

830

:

Is it asking Annie or something?

831

:

Was that what that thing was?

832

:

No, ask Annie in the

833

:

carissa: newspaper.

834

:

Right?

835

:

Yeah.

836

:

shaun: Think of it like that.

837

:

But she's unhinged version.

838

:

I'm better.

839

:

peter: Anyway John, did

you have something for us?

840

:

shaun: Yeah, I wanted to

play a quick little game.

841

:

Oh really?

842

:

So I am going to read off a random episode

and I would like you guys to give it

843

:

a new twist, either let me start over.

844

:

Give it a new pitch.

845

:

Remember what the we did on

the episode and try and update

846

:

it and make it different.

847

:

Maybe give it a new name,

change a segment or two around.

848

:

What would you do to make it brand new?

849

:

If you could redo it all over again.

850

:

This is hard 'cause I don't remember

half of them, but I'll, I'm gonna, I'll

851

:

tell you, and if you don't remember what

it's about I'll refresh your memory.

852

:

'cause I've got a bunch of 'em

picked out already, so I'm just

853

:

gonna, we'll start with Carissa.

854

:

Uh

855

:

peter: oh.

856

:

shaun: Oh, that's easier.

857

:

Alright, so let's see how, Ooh,

858

:

peter: ooh, ooh.

859

:

shaun: Alright.

860

:

If we, if you could redo

861

:

astrology made me do it using

the Stars as a scapegoat, what

862

:

would you change about it?

863

:

How would you make it new?

864

:

peter: Oh, see, that would've

been a good one for me.

865

:

That would've been

866

:

carissa: a really good one for him.

867

:

Okay.

868

:

But I'm gonna, no, I'm gonna just say it.

869

:

We talked way too much about Libras

and they got way too much attention.

870

:

peter: Yeah, too much airtime,

871

:

carissa: too way too much airtime.

872

:

peter: So how would you change it?

873

:

carissa: I think we could go back and

elaborate more a little bit on our

874

:

own Zodiac signs and our tendencies.

875

:

We talked briefly about it, but I don't

think we talked enough about that.

876

:

And then we could also talk

about, I don't know, other things

877

:

associated with astrology and how

people think the world's ending.

878

:

shaun: We could call it

Capricorn's Cancers and Tauruses.

879

:

carissa: Yes, that's a good idea.

880

:

I like that.

881

:

shaun: Isn't it Capricorns?

882

:

Cancers and Tours.

883

:

Tours, yeah.

884

:

I think

885

:

peter: you're right.

886

:

I think it was tor to sounded

cooler, I would've re-pitched that

887

:

as astrology and the Kama Sutra.

888

:

shaun: Oh, see.

889

:

And you didn't think you knew

what you were doing here?

890

:

peter: No.

891

:

shaun: It was about sex.

892

:

I got that.

893

:

I got that.

894

:

I'm saying you didn't, you were like

iffy about this game that you, as

895

:

soon as I said what you had an idea.

896

:

Yeah, of course

897

:

peter: you did.

898

:

But stars align every time you have sex.

899

:

shaun: Alright, so

900

:

peter: how about

901

:

shaun: each of you will give

us your re-pitch on one.

902

:

So I'm gonna go with another one.

903

:

Oh God.

904

:

Drag delusion and dumb assy.

905

:

A pop culture exorcism.

906

:

peter: That one was fun though.

907

:

carissa: That one?

908

:

Yeah, that one is fun.

909

:

I wouldn't even change that.

910

:

peter: That was the one where

it was the talking about

911

:

scary movie and stuff, right?

912

:

I think so.

913

:

We went through like the bait

bus and all the bait bus.

914

:

That was a porno.

915

:

What the fuck?

916

:

shaun: Yeah.

917

:

We'll, bait bus was definitely a porno.

918

:

The voices have taken over.

919

:

Yes, we did.

920

:

We did the that The next

thing, the next bus.

921

:

Yeah,

922

:

peter: that's what I said.

923

:

The next

924

:

shaun: bus.

925

:

It's funny that we bring that up because

I've been sharing some posts in our

926

:

Facebook group, which also join our

Facebook group if you haven't yet.

927

:

Hotlips and Avocados, A Community pit.

928

:

There's a lot of fun

stuff going on in there.

929

:

Please join, please interact.

930

:

Love you guys.

931

:

Anyway.

932

:

I've been sharing some fun Next clips that

have been shared on the internet on there,

933

:

some of the little things that would come

up for these contestants were insane.

934

:

One of the girls' things said she

pooped in a box and mailed it to her ex.

935

:

carissa: What the fuck?

936

:

That's great.

937

:

That's disgusting.

938

:

This

939

:

peter: is what I think of you.

940

:

Could you

941

:

carissa: imagine her shitting in

the box and the whole time she's

942

:

peter: Yes.

943

:

carissa: Because she can smell it.

944

:

Yes.

945

:

First of all.

946

:

And then to seal it, she probably

947

:

peter: say in her hand,

948

:

carissa: how, how much fucking

tape did she use to close it up?

949

:

I wanna know.

950

:

And how do you keep it from

not steaming through the box?

951

:

shaun: Ew.

952

:

Oh yeah.

953

:

'cause like, not vacuum gross, vacuum

sealed shit has got some moisture to it.

954

:

Like how is it not

soaking through the box?

955

:

Exactly.

956

:

Not mine.

957

:

It's dry

958

:

peter: as fuck.

959

:

carissa: Oh my god.

960

:

peter: Comes out looking like a cigarette.

961

:

Oh my God.

962

:

No.

963

:

I don't know.

964

:

She vacuum sealed it.

965

:

I probably thought it was

pudding and it opened it.

966

:

Ugh.

967

:

Not like death.

968

:

Okay, so

969

:

shaun: let's say we're not changing

that episode, but if you were to

970

:

rename it, what would you name it?

971

:

peter: I don't know.

972

:

I don't, oh, it was too much.

973

:

Yeah.

974

:

I name it that it turned into a fucking

975

:

carissa: shit storm.

976

:

shaun: Yeah, it turned into a shit storm.

977

:

I like it.

978

:

That was good.

979

:

If I were to rename it, I would call

it, it turned into a shit storm.

980

:

And that's how we got Flamingo Lasagna.

981

:

Oh.

982

:

peter: Oh, Flamingo Lasagna.

983

:

That's different.

984

:

That sounds like something they

985

:

shaun: eat in Florida.

986

:

All right, last one though.

987

:

So if you could redo anything about

988

:

therapy, speak, hangover,

and the great detachment.

989

:

Ooh.

990

:

I don't really, no wait.

991

:

Not that one.

992

:

peter: I remember that one, but not,

993

:

shaun: that's not the

one I was thinking of.

994

:

It's the crying coochie

sweat and colonizers.

995

:

That's the one,

996

:

peter: that one, the name was great.

997

:

I don't know.

998

:

'Cause I don't really remember it.

999

:

shaun: That was the first one the three

of us did together after vacation.

:

00:33:23,098 --> 00:33:26,518

The therapy speak one was the

one that you and I did when

:

00:33:26,518 --> 00:33:28,288

Carissa was still on her break.

:

00:33:30,268 --> 00:33:31,738

peter: I don't remember the colonized.

:

00:33:31,768 --> 00:33:32,038

Oh.

:

00:33:32,038 --> 00:33:35,728

Is this where you're talking about

the don't claim ship for yourself

:

00:33:35,728 --> 00:33:36,838

if you don't know the culture?

:

00:33:37,048 --> 00:33:37,528

shaun: Yes.

:

00:33:37,528 --> 00:33:40,078

And I believe this is also the one

we talked about the guy who said

:

00:33:40,138 --> 00:33:42,118

that ACAP were made with corn bread.

:

00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:43,153

peter: Oh.

:

00:33:43,373 --> 00:33:43,593

Oh.

:

00:33:44,593 --> 00:33:48,463

That I wish we could just line

dumb asses up and paintball

:

00:33:48,463 --> 00:33:49,573

them right in the forehead.

:

00:33:49,573 --> 00:33:49,963

But.

:

00:33:51,418 --> 00:33:54,838

That would not be spotlight

and there's too many witnesses.

:

00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:58,318

That one, I don't know how

I would do that differently.

:

00:33:58,978 --> 00:34:06,168

I feel like that would be great to have a

Hawaiian native on or like a Maori person.

:

00:34:06,648 --> 00:34:10,348

shaun: I was gonna say, I think that

bringing a guest on someone that can

:

00:34:10,348 --> 00:34:17,277

talk about how these things impact where

they're from, whether it be someone like

:

00:34:17,277 --> 00:34:22,768

your mom who grew up on, on Puerto Rico

or someone else like you Peter was saying.

:

00:34:23,158 --> 00:34:25,047

carissa: Yeah, I think

that would be a good idea.

:

00:34:26,038 --> 00:34:26,188

peter: Yeah.

:

00:34:26,188 --> 00:34:32,728

There are a lot more oppressed people than

just the African Americans in the country.

:

00:34:33,693 --> 00:34:33,773

Absolutely.

:

00:34:33,777 --> 00:34:33,987

Absolutely.

:

00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:36,208

It would be nice to

shed some light on that.

:

00:34:36,688 --> 00:34:36,958

Yeah.

:

00:34:36,963 --> 00:34:38,038

Yes, I completely agree.

:

00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:40,027

I don't know.

:

00:34:40,507 --> 00:34:41,918

I don't know how I would redo it.

:

00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:43,257

Talk more about Coochie.

:

00:34:44,592 --> 00:34:45,342

That's how I'd redo.

:

00:34:45,342 --> 00:34:49,822

Now I don't have one, so I

can't busies don't count.

:

00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:51,393

shaun: Oh, I know.

:

00:34:52,143 --> 00:34:54,543

Bureaucracy, bussy sweat.

:

00:34:55,203 --> 00:34:55,773

peter: Ugh.

:

00:34:55,868 --> 00:34:56,088

Ugh.

:

00:34:57,092 --> 00:34:58,048

Both of them sound gross.

:

00:34:59,048 --> 00:35:01,028

shaun: And Billies ies.

:

00:35:01,028 --> 00:35:01,348

What the

:

00:35:01,348 --> 00:35:02,108

peter: fuck is Billies?

:

00:35:02,248 --> 00:35:03,668

Is there an animal from Australia?

:

00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:05,388

Like a little rat?

:

00:35:06,388 --> 00:35:06,678

Yeah.

:

00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,223

Billies are the little animal.

:

00:35:08,223 --> 00:35:13,713

They're, they look like a,

oh, it's hard to describe.

:

00:35:13,713 --> 00:35:17,313

They look like a chinchilla

mat and an eater.

:

00:35:18,213 --> 00:35:18,693

carissa: Oh, that's cute.

:

00:35:19,173 --> 00:35:19,773

That is cute.

:

00:35:19,863 --> 00:35:21,483

peter: And they have really big ears.

:

00:35:21,573 --> 00:35:22,713

They're in danger though.

:

00:35:23,493 --> 00:35:23,823

carissa: Hmm.

:

00:35:24,153 --> 00:35:24,903

peter: Firing your hole.

:

00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:27,783

carissa: That scared the shit out of me.

:

00:35:29,163 --> 00:35:31,293

peter: Shared this scared

Christ right out of me.

:

00:35:32,293 --> 00:35:33,163

That was already gone.

:

00:35:34,483 --> 00:35:34,513

carissa: I

:

00:35:34,513 --> 00:35:35,953

shaun: got just the reaction I wanted.

:

00:35:36,738 --> 00:35:38,263

carissa: I didn't even

know you had that up here.

:

00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:38,653

It was an

:

00:35:38,653 --> 00:35:39,403

peter: exorcism.

:

00:35:40,783 --> 00:35:41,563

Perfect.

:

00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:41,983

Yeah.

:

00:35:41,983 --> 00:35:45,223

I don't know how I would

change that anymore.

:

00:35:45,883 --> 00:35:49,393

I think that one was fun

and pretty self-explanatory.

:

00:35:49,783 --> 00:35:54,253

shaun: I would just call it, and

this is how we got Flamingo Lasagna.

:

00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:56,378

peter: What is with this?

:

00:35:56,378 --> 00:35:57,418

What is lasagna?

:

00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:57,703

Yeah.

:

00:35:57,703 --> 00:35:59,113

carissa: What's up with the flamingos?

:

00:35:59,413 --> 00:36:00,283

peter: More on that later.

:

00:36:01,183 --> 00:36:01,603

carissa: Okay.

:

00:36:02,103 --> 00:36:09,573

shaun: What I would like our listeners to

do is send us your version your greenlit

:

00:36:09,573 --> 00:36:11,973

version of an episode for season two.

:

00:36:12,483 --> 00:36:12,843

peter: Yeah.

:

00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:17,043

shaun: What would your ideal episode

look like, whether it's a part two

:

00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:18,393

of something we've done already?

:

00:36:18,473 --> 00:36:22,013

A revisit to something we've talked

about or just something brand new.

:

00:36:22,043 --> 00:36:24,023

We wanna know what you would like to see.

:

00:36:24,023 --> 00:36:26,833

So send us some ideas on that topic.

:

00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:29,623

I do want to say that we did

get another fan mail, and I

:

00:36:29,623 --> 00:36:31,033

was going through our inbox.

:

00:36:31,033 --> 00:36:31,393

Hold on before

:

00:36:31,393 --> 00:36:32,203

peter: you read that one.

:

00:36:32,353 --> 00:36:34,993

I just wanna go spiral

back there for a second.

:

00:36:35,233 --> 00:36:36,193

The astronomy one.

:

00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:40,153

We should do the astronomy,

prima sutra and STIs.

:

00:36:41,498 --> 00:36:42,198

Oh my God.

:

00:36:42,428 --> 00:36:42,718

Okay.

:

00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:42,958

Yeah.

:

00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:44,623

Could be good, could be good.

:

00:36:44,623 --> 00:36:45,283

Informative.

:

00:36:46,603 --> 00:36:46,723

shaun: Sorry.

:

00:36:47,353 --> 00:36:49,843

carissa: The voices are fucking

spiraling in his head right now.

:

00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,443

They're playing they're playing bumper

:

00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:53,013

peter: cars.

:

00:36:53,163 --> 00:36:56,403

Ooh, yeah, sorry.

:

00:36:56,613 --> 00:36:57,723

Oh my God.

:

00:36:57,948 --> 00:36:58,238

Yeah.

:

00:36:59,238 --> 00:36:59,478

Yes.

:

00:36:59,538 --> 00:37:01,528

Anyway anyway, yeah.

:

00:37:01,528 --> 00:37:02,553

So I was saying what is happening?

:

00:37:04,438 --> 00:37:05,218

shaun: The voices.

:

00:37:05,218 --> 00:37:06,238

The voices are here.

:

00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:10,628

No, but we got a, another fan letter.

:

00:37:10,658 --> 00:37:12,698

This person would like

to remain anonymous.

:

00:37:13,093 --> 00:37:16,243

But they did say that they recently

discovered our podcast and they sent

:

00:37:16,243 --> 00:37:19,183

us an idea for us to talk about.

:

00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:22,643

So we're currently waiting for some more

information from them on that, but it

:

00:37:22,643 --> 00:37:29,173

does have to do with the environment and

a potential, not solution, but alternative

:

00:37:29,653 --> 00:37:32,113

to the way we currently use automobiles.

:

00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:34,393

So we're looking into some of that stuff.

:

00:37:34,393 --> 00:37:37,063

Just wanna let them know that

if they're listening, we are,

:

00:37:37,103 --> 00:37:39,323

we're looking into everything

and seeing how we can fit it in.

:

00:37:40,323 --> 00:37:41,133

Greta Thunberg

:

00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:42,273

peter: didn't like what I had to say.

:

00:37:43,273 --> 00:37:46,783

shaun: No, but they did mention

Greta Thunberg in their email.

:

00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:50,083

peter: Oh, I like them already.

:

00:37:50,533 --> 00:37:52,633

If it's in a negative light anyway.

:

00:37:53,633 --> 00:37:54,713

Just kidding.

:

00:37:54,833 --> 00:37:58,103

But not, yeah, that would be fun.

:

00:37:58,463 --> 00:37:59,843

shaun: Name 'em, name 'em.

:

00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,618

No, I promise we wouldn't use any names.

:

00:38:02,618 --> 00:38:03,548

peter: We don't wanna get in trouble.

:

00:38:03,788 --> 00:38:04,778

I'm kidding.

:

00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:04,958

Aki.

:

00:38:05,678 --> 00:38:07,178

I'll see the name later.

:

00:38:09,098 --> 00:38:09,278

shaun: Yeah.

:

00:38:09,278 --> 00:38:11,798

I can't hide it from you, but we

won't announce it to the public.

:

00:38:12,798 --> 00:38:13,068

peter: Yeah.

:

00:38:14,068 --> 00:38:14,418

shaun: Maldi.

:

00:38:16,103 --> 00:38:20,513

I think that one thing we should talk

about is some of the love that we've

:

00:38:20,513 --> 00:38:25,893

gotten whether it be something that we've

been told personally about the show or

:

00:38:25,893 --> 00:38:27,603

something that we've received online.

:

00:38:27,843 --> 00:38:32,103

I know Carissa has gotten a lot

of feedback from people who listen

:

00:38:32,463 --> 00:38:34,473

on what they think about the show.

:

00:38:34,473 --> 00:38:38,523

So do you want to, scare, get away, get

rid of some of our Sunday scaries since

:

00:38:38,523 --> 00:38:43,353

it's Sunday for us by telling us a little

bit about what you've heard people like.

:

00:38:44,043 --> 00:38:46,953

carissa: I've heard that people

think that we're hilarious.

:

00:38:47,313 --> 00:38:50,013

They really enjoy hearing

our take on different things.

:

00:38:50,503 --> 00:38:53,173

And a lot of people have said

it's relatable, which is nice,

:

00:38:53,173 --> 00:38:55,273

especially the L-G-B-T-Q community.

:

00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:56,908

Nice.

:

00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:57,628

peter: Yeah, that's awesome.

:

00:38:58,108 --> 00:38:58,958

shaun: That's what I love to hear.

:

00:38:58,958 --> 00:39:01,748

'cause honestly, that's why we

were, we started this, that's why

:

00:39:01,748 --> 00:39:06,248

we wanted to do this, was to connect

with our community and make people

:

00:39:06,248 --> 00:39:07,988

feel like they had a community.

:

00:39:08,768 --> 00:39:11,198

peter: I would like to point out

that we're not actually joking.

:

00:39:11,288 --> 00:39:13,088

This is just real thoughts.

:

00:39:14,888 --> 00:39:15,608

carissa: Maybe for Peter,

:

00:39:16,608 --> 00:39:18,348

peter: it's just veil thoughts.

:

00:39:18,348 --> 00:39:19,518

This is how we are.

:

00:39:19,818 --> 00:39:21,198

carissa: No, this is actually how we are.

:

00:39:21,648 --> 00:39:22,518

peter: Mood pathetic.

:

00:39:22,518 --> 00:39:22,848

That was,

:

00:39:22,848 --> 00:39:24,708

carissa: that's another thing

one of our cousins told us.

:

00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:28,278

He goes, it's great listening to

you guys because you guys have

:

00:39:28,278 --> 00:39:30,948

conversations like we would have

at cousin night, which is dope.

:

00:39:31,948 --> 00:39:32,428

shaun: Yeah.

:

00:39:32,428 --> 00:39:38,758

I feel like that's my favorite episodes

are the episodes where it really, when

:

00:39:38,758 --> 00:39:42,208

listening back to it, it sounds like

we are just having a conversation,

:

00:39:42,208 --> 00:39:43,708

which most of them are like that.

:

00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,418

But those are definitely my favorites.

:

00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:46,678

The ones where it just flows.

:

00:39:47,083 --> 00:39:47,293

Yeah.

:

00:39:47,323 --> 00:39:48,703

So seamlessly.

:

00:39:49,363 --> 00:39:49,573

Yeah.

:

00:39:49,573 --> 00:39:53,713

peter: A lot of the times that we did

this, we were exhausted from working

:

00:39:54,163 --> 00:39:59,533

and fighting with people at work and

answering stupid questions at work.

:

00:39:59,743 --> 00:40:02,983

And you get the gist just

:

00:40:03,523 --> 00:40:05,353

carissa: talking at work in general.

:

00:40:05,353 --> 00:40:05,473

Yes.

:

00:40:06,673 --> 00:40:07,663

peter: It's exhausting.

:

00:40:07,713 --> 00:40:09,093

So dealing with people is tough.

:

00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:09,813

Yes.

:

00:40:11,493 --> 00:40:17,703

I love our listeners, but if we met, and

I'm not and I'm tired, I'm not mad at you.

:

00:40:17,913 --> 00:40:18,873

I hate myself.

:

00:40:19,873 --> 00:40:20,053

shaun: No.

:

00:40:20,053 --> 00:40:21,823

When he's tired, he's insane.

:

00:40:22,603 --> 00:40:24,733

He like completely loses his mind.

:

00:40:25,093 --> 00:40:26,323

peter: It's like I'm on drugs.

:

00:40:26,503 --> 00:40:27,403

Yes, it is.

:

00:40:27,403 --> 00:40:28,063

You get weird.

:

00:40:28,303 --> 00:40:28,723

Yeah.

:

00:40:28,783 --> 00:40:30,913

He gets extremely weird

and everything is funny.

:

00:40:30,943 --> 00:40:31,423

Yeah.

:

00:40:31,423 --> 00:40:31,663

Yep.

:

00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:32,723

We are related.

:

00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:35,073

Sometimes there's accents.

:

00:40:35,223 --> 00:40:35,313

Mm-hmm.

:

00:40:35,553 --> 00:40:35,913

It's like

:

00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:38,173

carissa: I just, took a

balloon and inhaled helium.

:

00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:38,923

peter: Yes.

:

00:40:40,003 --> 00:40:42,398

A balloon full of acid.

:

00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:43,633

Oh my God.

:

00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:45,523

carissa: It's a real good time.

:

00:40:46,393 --> 00:40:47,953

And then when you turn

the lights off, forget it.

:

00:40:49,123 --> 00:40:49,663

Fair game.

:

00:40:50,163 --> 00:40:53,848

So just to bring it back here, we

wanna give a shout out to our top

:

00:40:53,848 --> 00:40:55,528

three listener cities this season.

:

00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:58,568

Shout out to, Roseville, California?

:

00:40:58,628 --> 00:40:59,198

Yes.

:

00:40:59,278 --> 00:41:04,408

And then also Worcester, Massachusetts,

and Boston, Massachusetts.

:

00:41:04,408 --> 00:41:05,038

Surprise.

:

00:41:06,038 --> 00:41:06,618

peter: We love you.

:

00:41:07,618 --> 00:41:08,668

carissa: And just an FYI.

:

00:41:08,668 --> 00:41:10,018

That's me at every birthday party.

:

00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:11,728

Literally.

:

00:41:12,388 --> 00:41:13,408

shaun: That's what we are getting at.

:

00:41:13,408 --> 00:41:15,418

We're trying to embody

Carissa there for a second.

:

00:41:16,198 --> 00:41:17,218

carissa: I can't be as loud here.

:

00:41:17,413 --> 00:41:17,473

Hm.

:

00:41:18,403 --> 00:41:19,893

peter: No the dogs will go nuts.

:

00:41:19,983 --> 00:41:20,283

Yeah.

:

00:41:20,288 --> 00:41:20,358

Yeah.

:

00:41:20,493 --> 00:41:20,823

We don't want

:

00:41:20,823 --> 00:41:21,963

carissa: the dogs barking right now.

:

00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:22,353

peter: They probably

:

00:41:22,353 --> 00:41:22,713

shaun: are.

:

00:41:23,713 --> 00:41:25,303

carissa: But thank you

guys all for listening.

:

00:41:25,393 --> 00:41:26,803

We hope to see you in season two.

:

00:41:27,253 --> 00:41:31,033

Continue listening, continue giving

us feedback and interacting with us.

:

00:41:31,273 --> 00:41:32,083

We love you guys.

:

00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:33,433

shaun: We love you.

:

00:41:34,328 --> 00:41:34,548

Er

:

00:41:35,548 --> 00:41:35,908

peter: yeah.

:

00:41:35,908 --> 00:41:43,208

And also maybe we'll see you guys at

some podcasting events, down the road.

:

00:41:44,228 --> 00:41:44,828

Yes.

:

00:41:44,828 --> 00:41:48,968

Look for the Fat Fuck, namely me.

:

00:41:49,298 --> 00:41:51,548

Look for us at next year's Signal Awards.

:

00:41:52,598 --> 00:41:54,158

carissa: Leftover ravioli confession

:

00:41:55,158 --> 00:41:55,788

peter: Exactly.

:

00:41:56,478 --> 00:41:58,968

If season one was a pop culture moment.

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We were the red wedding of podcasts.

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For those who don't know it's a

GOT Game of Thrones reference.

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We are slightly violent and unexpected

and no one's quite over yet.

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Yet, and they never will be.

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Yeah.

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And they shouldn't be.

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But yeah, there's some, we have

some quick pop culture matchups.

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So Carissa, she equals the

Beyonce renaissance to her energy.

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carissa: Woo woo.

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I don't even know how that

makes sense, but I'll take it.

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I like Beyonce.

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peter: You

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carissa: won

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peter: Beat My Son.

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Exactly.

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carissa: All the single ladies.

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All the single ladies.

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peter: See, no, that

wasn't Renaissance Carissa.

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carissa: I you know what,

that's just my song.

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Cuff it.

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shaun: Yeah.

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Alien, superstar, you know, cuff

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peter: it.

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carissa: I do know Cuff it.

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Yeah, you're right.

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peter: So I equal Gen Z memes

that spiral into conspiracy.

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I'm more, no, yeah, I can see the Gen Z

memes, but there's really no conspiracy.

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They really, they don't wanna do

anything with your life anyway.

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And Sean, that's the conspiracy.

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I guess Sean equals a succession finale.

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Monologue you didn't see coming.

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shaun: I don't know anything about

succession, but I'll take it.

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It sounds like I'm succeeding.

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peter: This is the one with the

family that they're fighting

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over like the father's legacy.

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shaun: Oh, I wanted to watch that one.

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We could watch that.

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peter: Yay.

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No,

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shaun: I guess we're not gonna watch that.

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carissa: I hadn't heard of it.

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I liked where you said it's,

you sounded successful.

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I'll go with that.

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Me.

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peter: But to our listeners we want you to

tag us in a meme that sums up season one.

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The winner gets eternal validation

and maybe merch which is coming.

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Or maybe a curse sticker.

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I want the curse sticker.

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Biga, bigger, big.

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What kind of curse is it?

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carissa: We should just keep it.

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We're not giving it away.

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peter: Curse.

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Ooh, no.

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That's the one that hurts.

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That's the torture curse for

every potter unless you're

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carissa: into that shit.

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peter: Oh yeah.

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Don't ya.

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Anyone's yu

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carissa: That's right.

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peter: Punch me like

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carissa: fees.

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peter: Oh no,

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carissa: I like how you guys

just threw that out there for

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our final episode of the season.

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peter: This one's for Deborah.

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Oh, Debra, yeah.

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carissa: Who the fuck is Deborah?

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Why don't we

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shaun: talk about next season

before we wrap things up?

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So let's have a quick little

brainstorm session here, guys.

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What is one idea.

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That you are pitching for season two,

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peter: we bring on a sex therapist.

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Ooh.

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Ooh, that's a good one.

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Ooh, that could be fun.

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A lesbian one.

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Ooh,

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carissa: I think I can find one.

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I got it.

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peter: It's getting spicy.

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That one too.

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Let's bring on a OnlyFans creator.

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carissa: Ooh, that's a good idea too.

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peter: I know one or

two that we could ask.

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Yeah, we should bring one on to talk

about dating and doing OnlyFans.

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Oh, this person.

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I like that.

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shaun: One of the people I'm thinking

of actually just recently got announced

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a public relationship, so maybe

that would be a good one to talk to.

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Yeah, those are my ideas.

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carissa: That's a good idea.

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I like that.

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shaun: I love it.

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What about you, Chris?

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Did you have any,

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carissa: Pitches?

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Hmm.

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I gotta really think about this.

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I've gotten feedback that we

need some more lesbian drama, so

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I might have to bring one of my

crazy lesbian friends on here.

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peter: Ooh, I love that.

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There's one in particular

that I never wanna see.

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carissa: We are just not gonna allow

her to drink or we're gonna try

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shaun: Two things I would like

to do are I'd like to definitely

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bring more guests on that we

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peter: have that lined up.

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shaun: No, I know.

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I'm just saying that's

one thing for season two.

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More guests because I think that

we're great, but sometimes people

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want to hear other people's opinions.

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But I would love to do some review type

mini episodes more so than just drag race.

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I think there's a lot of

entertainment out there that.

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Our fans may like to hear our opinion

on whether it be a show Carissa likes or

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a movie that you wanna watch something.

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I just think it would be cool to pop some

of those out there every now and then.

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peter: Yeah, that's a good idea.

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Yeah.

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And I think we're gonna possibly

start doing lives so people will

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get to see us and ask questions.

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Why do you say

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carissa: possibly

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peter: because I'm fat,

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carissa: so what?

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peter: What am I gonna do?

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Shake my tits.

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carissa: Yes.

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peter: Shake your tit.

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Shake your tits.

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Oh,

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carissa: by the way, speaking

of shaking tits, do you

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remember when he was doing that?

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When we were about to

start recording an episode?

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shaun: Yeah.

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I don't recall this.

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She was trying to open and you

just started shaking your tits

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carissa: and created cleavage.

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peter: I would never do such things.

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shaun: Actually,

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peter: you weren't even shaking.

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You were jiggling it with your hands.

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You were

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carissa: jiggling them.

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Yeah.

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peter: I would never do such things.

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You guys are liars.

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Never.

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You really?

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That's

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carissa: one of our outtakes.

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It was so random too.

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And you were making sound effects.

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peter: This doesn't sound like me.

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Who lying.

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D.

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Anyway.

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I have too many ideas.

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. shaun: I don't want to give away too much.

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I don't, I want a lot

of it to be a surprise.

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We have a lot of things in store.

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A lot of ideas.

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That's why I was trying to be vague.

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peter: I have another one.

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I have another one.

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A pitch.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh boy.

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Why don't we take in a microphone

and interview people at a bathhouse?

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Oh my

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shaun: God, I don't know about

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peter: that.

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carissa: How much do we

have to pay to get in?

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shaun: That might be

a, an invasion of prey.

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Why?

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Also no names.

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carissa: Are lesbians

allowed in those places?

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shaun: No.

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carissa: Okay.

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So then how do I'm gonna draw a beard.

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Drawing a beard.

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That's, I'm ready.

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peter: She's gonna tape it on.

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carissa: Just

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peter: tape it on and go for it.

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No, you just say you're trans.

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Good point.

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Yeah.

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That was not a dig.

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We're being inclusive.

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Yeah.

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How about anything that listener

said that stuck with you?

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carissa: Anything that stuck with me?

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Hmm.

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peter: I have one.

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People say that we talk

about shit too much.

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carissa: Yeah, that's a good point.

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That

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peter: stuck with you.

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Mm-hmm.

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Stuck like a

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carissa: constipation.

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No, that's why we're plugging

it up for season two.

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Oh my god.

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Stinky sounds like a

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peter: butt plug.

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It could be.

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No, they didn't say that.

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We talk about shit too much.

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We just, it comes up.

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Yeah.

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It comes up a lot.

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It happens.

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Okay.

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That's the saying.

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It's shit happens.

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It's not poo happens.

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carissa: People really like when

we tell 'em we're gonna spiral.

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peter: Yeah.

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And then

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carissa: we just go off the rails.

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peter: It's really hard to stay on

topic when there's so many voices.

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Yeah.

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It's fucking warp tour in my brain.

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shaun: There's so many, they're

starting to come to Chris and

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I now there's not enough room.

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peter: Yeah.

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No.

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I need extra storage.

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carissa: Me and Sean are

the external hard drives.

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peter: Yes.

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I would like to point out

that I am not schizophrenic.

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Nothing against, nothing against

people that are schizophrenic.

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We have someone in our family that

is I just, I don't have the voice

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that tells me not to do something.

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That's the problem.

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It's called

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carissa: no filter.

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00:49:33,747 --> 00:49:35,337

peter: Oh no moral compass.

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00:49:35,552 --> 00:49:38,382

carissa: Well that too, I was

trying to be polite about it.

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00:49:39,437 --> 00:49:41,742

peter: No, I would just say I am

a dick and everyone else does.

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00:49:42,462 --> 00:49:43,212

Well, you're a dick.

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Sweet.

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As long as it's not a twa.

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I'd rather be a phallic

object than a SIC one anyway.

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Oh my.

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Be nice Lord.

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00:49:53,997 --> 00:49:57,872

shaun: Speaking of sic entertainment

hunting wives is quite sic

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peter: Yeah, I'm over it.

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It's gross.

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00:50:00,602 --> 00:50:02,372

We watched episode one and I'm like.

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Why is this bitch getting eaten

out and making out with chicks?

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And then she's trying to

finger blast the other one.

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carissa: What the fuck are you watching?

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peter: I

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shaun: called it as soon as

they were looking at each other,

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I'm like, oh, she's into her.

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peter: Yeah.

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It's what was it called?

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Something like hunting Wives.

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Hunting.

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I don't know if it's the

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shaun: hunting wis or hunting wives.

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It's on Netflix.

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Netflix, yeah.

:

00:50:24,357 --> 00:50:26,112

carissa: I've seen it, but I

didn't know what the fuck it was.

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00:50:26,132 --> 00:50:26,422

It's

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00:50:26,427 --> 00:50:26,487

shaun: good.

:

00:50:26,487 --> 00:50:27,447

Don't get me wrong.

:

00:50:27,477 --> 00:50:31,067

All the acting in it is good and

everything, but it's a bit raunchy.

:

00:50:31,157 --> 00:50:31,337

Yeah.

:

00:50:31,337 --> 00:50:31,487

It's

:

00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:33,167

peter: like Texas meets Game of Thrones.

:

00:50:33,857 --> 00:50:35,357

carissa: I've never

watched Game of Thrones.

:

00:50:35,607 --> 00:50:37,047

peter: Now you don't

have to just watch that.

:

00:50:38,067 --> 00:50:38,697

carissa: Perfect.

:

00:50:39,357 --> 00:50:41,022

peter: It's like Modern

Day Game of Thrones.

:

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Oh boy.

:

00:50:42,012 --> 00:50:42,302

Yeah.

:

00:50:42,352 --> 00:50:43,612

I can see that reference.

:

00:50:43,942 --> 00:50:45,382

Everyone's having sex with everyone.

:

00:50:45,382 --> 00:50:48,202

Remember when Pedro Pascal

was on Game of Thrones?

:

00:50:48,502 --> 00:50:49,072

shaun: Yeah.

:

00:50:49,072 --> 00:50:49,582

And he was gay.

:

00:50:49,582 --> 00:50:51,262

They squished his eyes out.

:

00:50:51,712 --> 00:50:53,392

peter: Yeah, he was gay.

:

00:50:54,202 --> 00:50:56,122

People are talking that

he's gay in real life he was

:

00:50:56,122 --> 00:50:57,742

shaun: also in I'll take that.

:

00:50:57,982 --> 00:50:58,792

Yeah, I would too.

:

00:50:58,992 --> 00:51:04,212

He was also in undressed when he was

much younger on MTV and he played, I

:

00:51:04,212 --> 00:51:06,612

don't know if he played bisexual or

gay or something like that in that.

:

00:51:06,612 --> 00:51:06,852

Was he

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00:51:06,852 --> 00:51:07,362

peter: naked?

:

00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:08,082

shaun: No.

:

00:51:08,142 --> 00:51:09,732

No one got fully naked on that show.

:

00:51:09,732 --> 00:51:10,077

Was on Damnit.

:

00:51:10,122 --> 00:51:11,292

MTVI

:

00:51:11,532 --> 00:51:12,312

peter: was gonna Google it.

:

00:51:13,932 --> 00:51:17,592

No, I mean he might have been

shirtless, but that's not enough.

:

00:51:18,422 --> 00:51:20,057

Anyway, how about you Carissa?

:

00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,892

Is there any vulnerable moments

you can remember behind the scenes?

:

00:51:24,242 --> 00:51:26,382

carissa: No, not off the top of my head.

:

00:51:27,382 --> 00:51:29,452

peter: You had a V moment last week.

:

00:51:30,832 --> 00:51:31,192

carissa: Oh yeah.

:

00:51:31,192 --> 00:51:34,672

I was upset about the whole like

going into a bar and being sober.

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00:51:34,732 --> 00:51:35,092

Yeah.

:

00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:37,672

And somebody making a comment.

:

00:51:38,092 --> 00:51:39,352

shaun: I think that's

very relatable though.

:

00:51:39,352 --> 00:51:44,332

There's a lot more people who

are living a sober lifestyle than

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00:51:44,332 --> 00:51:45,627

there were previously, or at least.

:

00:51:47,002 --> 00:51:49,312

More people are able to be open about it.

:

00:51:49,312 --> 00:51:53,602

So I think that is very

relatable for other people.

:

00:51:53,842 --> 00:51:54,202

peter: Yeah.

:

00:51:54,352 --> 00:51:54,982

Let's be honest.

:

00:51:54,982 --> 00:51:55,792

You're not sober.

:

00:51:56,002 --> 00:51:56,752

shaun: I'm not.

:

00:51:56,752 --> 00:51:58,042

You're high on us.

:

00:51:59,797 --> 00:52:01,282

peter: I thought you were talking to me.

:

00:52:01,882 --> 00:52:02,842

No, you're not sober.

:

00:52:02,842 --> 00:52:03,742

You're never sober.

:

00:52:03,922 --> 00:52:04,402

Mm-hmm.

:

00:52:05,062 --> 00:52:05,932

Not ever.

:

00:52:05,932 --> 00:52:07,042

shaun: Not a second of the day.

:

00:52:08,142 --> 00:52:12,222

So listeners, what should

we change about the format?

:

00:52:12,222 --> 00:52:13,692

Should we bring on wild guests?

:

00:52:13,692 --> 00:52:15,162

Should we go visual?

:

00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:17,292

Do we need to make a fake call?

:

00:52:17,292 --> 00:52:17,772

Like what?

:

00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,722

What do we, what do you need from us?

:

00:52:20,122 --> 00:52:20,662

Vote.

:

00:52:21,082 --> 00:52:22,912

Let us know what you want for the future.

:

00:52:23,392 --> 00:52:24,562

The form is in our bio.

:

00:52:24,562 --> 00:52:25,402

It's anonymous.

:

00:52:25,402 --> 00:52:25,732

Don't worry.

:

00:52:25,732 --> 00:52:25,792

Yeah.

:

00:52:26,792 --> 00:52:27,212

But yeah.

:

00:52:27,422 --> 00:52:31,592

What are your final thoughts on season

one as we come to a close right now?

:

00:52:31,642 --> 00:52:34,402

What are you absolutely

most proud of this season?

:

00:52:35,662 --> 00:52:37,942

Not necessarily an episode,

but just in general.

:

00:52:39,112 --> 00:52:40,432

carissa: We got through all of it.

:

00:52:40,437 --> 00:52:40,617

Yeah.

:

00:52:40,642 --> 00:52:42,442

We made a commitment

and we got through it.

:

00:52:42,472 --> 00:52:46,132

Granted, I took some time off

there, which was much needed

:

00:52:46,132 --> 00:52:47,392

because I was losing my shit.

:

00:52:48,262 --> 00:52:50,682

But we got through it, we made

a commitment and we did it.

:

00:52:51,732 --> 00:52:52,032

peter: Yeah.

:

00:52:52,122 --> 00:52:55,662

And we're, I guess I'm most proud

that we didn't kill each other.

:

00:52:55,762 --> 00:52:59,032

But also that there is

gonna be a season two.

:

00:52:59,572 --> 00:52:59,842

Yeah.

:

00:52:59,872 --> 00:53:00,382

Yes.

:

00:53:00,862 --> 00:53:01,132

Yeah.

:

00:53:01,402 --> 00:53:09,382

We got a lot of love from you guys and it

was, I don't know, it was very touching

:

00:53:09,782 --> 00:53:12,782

to get some honest feedback from you guys.

:

00:53:13,302 --> 00:53:14,802

So we wanna keep doing that.

:

00:53:14,982 --> 00:53:16,722

We wanna keep interacting with our people.

:

00:53:16,932 --> 00:53:18,462

Yeah, and it was.

:

00:53:18,942 --> 00:53:20,052

Great getting to do that.

:

00:53:20,382 --> 00:53:23,892

Also vote for us so that we're

America's next Favorite couple.

:

00:53:24,342 --> 00:53:24,582

Yeah.

:

00:53:24,642 --> 00:53:24,882

Vote for

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00:53:24,882 --> 00:53:25,542

carissa: us.

:

00:53:25,602 --> 00:53:25,842

Yes.

:

00:53:25,842 --> 00:53:27,402

Vote for them please.

:

00:53:27,702 --> 00:53:28,602

I want them to win.

:

00:53:29,142 --> 00:53:30,492

peter: I wanna be in that spread.

:

00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:32,412

It's the only time.

:

00:53:32,412 --> 00:53:34,392

Of course you time, I'm gonna

fit in the middle of a magazine.

:

00:53:34,872 --> 00:53:35,652

Oh my God.

:

00:53:36,252 --> 00:53:36,882

He's not

:

00:53:36,882 --> 00:53:37,387

carissa: that fat.

:

00:53:38,937 --> 00:53:41,712

peter: When I see myself in the

mirror, I'm like 900 pounds.

:

00:53:42,372 --> 00:53:43,062

carissa: Definitely not.

:

00:53:44,052 --> 00:53:44,232

shaun: Yeah.

:

00:53:45,012 --> 00:53:46,452

So I have a question.

:

00:53:46,512 --> 00:53:51,852

What is one thing that each of you

are planning to bring to season two?

:

00:53:52,542 --> 00:53:55,962

Whether it's a vibe, a

mindset, a new segment?

:

00:53:56,017 --> 00:53:58,177

What do you, what are you

planning on bringing one thing?

:

00:53:58,867 --> 00:53:59,737

carissa: I'm coming in hot.

:

00:54:00,097 --> 00:54:00,397

Yeah.

:

00:54:01,207 --> 00:54:02,467

Ooh, I'm coming in real hot.

:

00:54:03,337 --> 00:54:03,757

I'm ready.

:

00:54:03,887 --> 00:54:04,187

I might bring it

:

00:54:04,187 --> 00:54:05,087

peter: down to a simmer.

:

00:54:05,657 --> 00:54:07,112

carissa: You're a fucking liar.

:

00:54:09,047 --> 00:54:11,747

peter: I gotta get an As

acid G card for my brain.

:

00:54:11,957 --> 00:54:12,592

Oh my God.

:

00:54:13,457 --> 00:54:15,227

He needs to calm down the voices

:

00:54:15,557 --> 00:54:15,947

carissa: quick.

:

00:54:15,947 --> 00:54:17,147

Get him another external hard drive

:

00:54:18,147 --> 00:54:19,437

peter: every time one dies.

:

00:54:19,827 --> 00:54:20,337

15.

:

00:54:20,337 --> 00:54:21,057

Take his please.

:

00:54:22,047 --> 00:54:24,447

shaun: Peter's coming at you

with more voices next season.

:

00:54:25,477 --> 00:54:26,317

peter: Yeah, I guess.

:

00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:27,947

I'm gonna try not to be so bru.

:

00:54:28,007 --> 00:54:28,992

That's a fucking lie.

:

00:54:30,182 --> 00:54:30,872

Stop lying.

:

00:54:31,277 --> 00:54:31,577

He's gonna

:

00:54:31,577 --> 00:54:32,747

shaun: try to be more honest.

:

00:54:33,197 --> 00:54:33,377

Yes.

:

00:54:34,607 --> 00:54:36,077

That's implying that I wasn't.

:

00:54:36,147 --> 00:54:37,017

You keep lying.

:

00:54:37,017 --> 00:54:37,767

Just now.

:

00:54:38,337 --> 00:54:38,637

Stop

:

00:54:38,637 --> 00:54:39,117

carissa: lying.

:

00:54:39,327 --> 00:54:40,137

peter: I was trying to be

:

00:54:40,137 --> 00:54:40,647

shaun: nice.

:

00:54:41,757 --> 00:54:43,437

He's gonna stop trying to be nice.

:

00:54:44,367 --> 00:54:44,697

peter: Yeah.

:

00:54:45,027 --> 00:54:45,387

Yep.

:

00:54:46,387 --> 00:54:49,837

I'm gonna stop trying to be not me

:

00:54:50,317 --> 00:54:52,327

shaun: and I'm gonna try

to keep my shit together.

:

00:54:53,407 --> 00:54:53,887

peter: Yeah.

:

00:54:53,887 --> 00:54:58,807

And we are gonna try and actually bring

you one segment that's a recurring

:

00:54:58,807 --> 00:55:03,417

segment . Whether it be a game or

just like crazy news or something like

:

00:55:03,417 --> 00:55:06,237

that, we want to have a new segment.

:

00:55:06,237 --> 00:55:08,247

So give us some options on that.

:

00:55:08,647 --> 00:55:10,567

That we can have recurring every day.

:

00:55:11,587 --> 00:55:13,087

shaun: Yes, absolutely.

:

00:55:13,817 --> 00:55:17,777

A couple things to look forward to

for next season are new segments,

:

00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:20,897

new guests, and a lot more chaos.

:

00:55:21,167 --> 00:55:21,497

peter: Yes,

:

00:55:22,247 --> 00:55:22,817

shaun: definitely.

:

00:55:22,997 --> 00:55:25,517

carissa: And the world just keeps

getting more and more apocalyptic.

:

00:55:25,757 --> 00:55:26,177

peter: Yes.

:

00:55:26,597 --> 00:55:28,187

shaun: So we'll never run

outta things to talk about.

:

00:55:28,482 --> 00:55:28,722

Right.

:

00:55:30,107 --> 00:55:34,997

peter: And if our an episode does not

come out at 3:00 AM Eastern Standard

:

00:55:34,997 --> 00:55:37,667

time, just know we are working shit out.

:

00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,497

It will be completely digital.

:

00:55:39,677 --> 00:55:42,587

This is going to be a new setup for us.

:

00:55:43,067 --> 00:55:46,577

But just be aware it is

still gonna come out.

:

00:55:47,627 --> 00:55:48,647

Absolutely.

:

00:55:48,707 --> 00:55:48,767

So

:

00:55:48,767 --> 00:55:50,237

carissa: please just be patient with us.

:

00:55:50,927 --> 00:55:51,107

Yeah.

:

00:55:51,707 --> 00:55:55,637

Well we figure out the whole time zone

difference thing and all that fun stuff.

:

00:55:56,357 --> 00:55:56,447

Yes.

:

00:55:57,612 --> 00:55:58,577

And they're leaving me

:

00:55:59,567 --> 00:56:00,497

peter: shirks.

:

00:56:00,717 --> 00:56:04,767

We're not being, we're not

leaving and you're leaving us.

:

00:56:05,217 --> 00:56:10,227

shaun: You may have noticed that we

said some crazy things in this episode.

:

00:56:10,227 --> 00:56:11,967

A little crazier than normal.

:

00:56:12,567 --> 00:56:16,197

If you picked up on any of those, you

may want to DM some of them to us on our

:

00:56:16,197 --> 00:56:20,987

socials, sending them in an email, because

if you're still here, DMing, Flamingo

:

00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:26,987

Lasagna could get you a secret link, a

sticker, or a deeply confusing compliment.

:

00:56:28,007 --> 00:56:31,457

peter: Yes, and keep an eye out

for our merch that is gonna be

:

00:56:31,457 --> 00:56:34,157

going live soon on our website.

:

00:56:34,247 --> 00:56:38,657

We're sorry that we didn't get

it done before, but it is coming

:

00:56:39,527 --> 00:56:40,217

shaun: on that topic.

:

00:56:40,217 --> 00:56:41,567

Let us know what you would like.

:

00:56:41,567 --> 00:56:44,477

We're gonna start with t-shirts and

stickers, but if there's something else,

:

00:56:44,987 --> 00:56:45,527

peter: let us know.

:

00:56:46,817 --> 00:56:48,887

We're gonna branch out from

there and go into hoodies and

:

00:56:48,887 --> 00:56:50,057

hats and all that good stuff.

:

00:56:51,287 --> 00:56:51,707

But yeah.

:

00:56:52,067 --> 00:56:54,107

Yeah, the merch will be going live soon.

:

00:56:55,107 --> 00:56:55,707

How about you Karissa?

:

00:56:56,967 --> 00:56:57,327

For what?

:

00:56:57,327 --> 00:56:57,567

Merch?

:

00:56:58,107 --> 00:56:58,677

No, you got any?

:

00:56:58,857 --> 00:57:00,352

We're not talking about strap ons.

:

00:57:01,452 --> 00:57:03,552

Oh, branded strap ons.

:

00:57:03,597 --> 00:57:03,957

You took it

:

00:57:03,957 --> 00:57:04,287

carissa: there.

:

00:57:04,287 --> 00:57:04,677

Okay.

:

00:57:04,677 --> 00:57:05,247

I didn't

:

00:57:06,387 --> 00:57:07,197

shaun: always.

:

00:57:07,297 --> 00:57:08,047

carissa: Imagine though.

:

00:57:08,827 --> 00:57:10,597

An apocalypse and avocado strap po.

:

00:57:10,987 --> 00:57:11,857

peter: I don't want there.

:

00:57:11,857 --> 00:57:11,917

It

:

00:57:12,367 --> 00:57:14,077

shaun: plays the explosion.

:

00:57:14,887 --> 00:57:14,917

Ooh.

:

00:57:14,917 --> 00:57:17,527

We could do, yeah, we

could do harnesses too.

:

00:57:17,617 --> 00:57:18,247

peter: Oh my God.

:

00:57:18,252 --> 00:57:18,302

A game.

:

00:57:18,302 --> 00:57:18,584

That's a great

:

00:57:18,589 --> 00:57:19,117

carissa: idea.

:

00:57:19,327 --> 00:57:20,197

I like this.

:

00:57:20,617 --> 00:57:21,877

Yeah, you're onto something.

:

00:57:22,117 --> 00:57:22,507

peter: Beauty.

:

00:57:24,127 --> 00:57:25,837

I should not be in charge of the merch.

:

00:57:25,837 --> 00:57:26,347

Clearly.

:

00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:28,927

carissa: Take the computer away from him.

:

00:57:29,617 --> 00:57:30,007

peter: Peter.

:

00:57:30,277 --> 00:57:32,827

Peter is not allowed to come

up with merge ideas anymore.

:

00:57:33,457 --> 00:57:34,717

Yeah, we can get some dildos.

:

00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:35,377

That'd be fun.

:

00:57:35,707 --> 00:57:37,027

Apocalypse and avocados.

:

00:57:37,327 --> 00:57:38,737

You can literally go fuck yourself

:

00:57:39,517 --> 00:57:39,967

carissa: and they can Cool.

:

00:57:39,967 --> 00:57:40,597

In the dark.

:

00:57:40,777 --> 00:57:40,987

peter: Yeah.

:

00:57:41,497 --> 00:57:42,337

Oh, I'm so excited.

:

00:57:42,337 --> 00:57:46,057

Radioactive painted with radium.

:

00:57:47,057 --> 00:57:48,587

shaun: Alright, I guess that's it.

:

00:57:48,887 --> 00:57:51,347

Episode 35 is coming to a close.

:

00:57:51,347 --> 00:57:53,567

The after party is winding down.

:

00:57:53,867 --> 00:57:55,847

We've got confetti stuck to our shoes.

:

00:57:56,117 --> 00:58:00,197

I think Peter might be losing

his voice and Carissa may or

:

00:58:00,197 --> 00:58:01,787

may not be asleep under a table.

:

00:58:02,787 --> 00:58:04,677

Season one was a wild ride.

:

00:58:04,872 --> 00:58:09,747

He laughed with us, spiraled with us,

roasted us in the dms, and honestly,

:

00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:11,607

we wouldn't have it any other way.

:

00:58:12,177 --> 00:58:17,037

To every single listener who pressed

play, left a comment, sent a voice memo,

:

00:58:17,067 --> 00:58:19,737

or just lurked silently, we felt you.

:

00:58:20,337 --> 00:58:23,007

You're part of this weird

little audio family now.

:

00:58:24,147 --> 00:58:25,137

We'll be back soon.

:

00:58:25,197 --> 00:58:27,957

Louder, weirder, and possibly wiser.

:

00:58:28,377 --> 00:58:32,697

But until then, stay chaotic, stay

curious, and like I said, if you're

:

00:58:32,697 --> 00:58:35,427

still listening, DM us Flamingo Lasagna.

:

00:58:35,427 --> 00:58:36,567

Mm-hmm.

:

00:58:36,772 --> 00:58:37,792

carissa: Bye bye.

:

00:58:38,772 --> 00:58:38,992

Bye.

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Three queer millennials—a sarcastic fitness instructor, a stoner drag enthusiast, and his brutally honest boyfriend—tackle the chaos of modern life with unfiltered humor and overpriced produce.
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