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Episode 33

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Ever find yourself in a heated debate over pineapple pizza, all while sipping a $16 mocktail that tastes like capitalism and existential dread? Same. This week, Peter confesses to rage-Googling cruise ship disappearances, Shaun reviews overpriced lattes with a splash of chaos, and Carissa exposes why self-care is now sold at luxury pricing. If you’ve ever questioned your brunch bill or your sanity—welcome to the beautiful disaster club.

Perfect for: Anyone who spirals over brunch bills, drama tweets, or accidental therapy memes. Bring your wallet, check your baggage, and spiral with us—on purpose

Transcript
Peter:

Question, if you haven't questioned your life choices while staring at a $16

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mocktail, are you even living in 2025?

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It's Peter.

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And before the episode,

spirals entirely off the rails.

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I just wanna confess.

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This morning I got into it

with a feud on pineapple pizza.

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Realized halfway through, neither of

us were sober nor Italian, and then

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immediately spent nine bucks on a

latte that tasted suspiciously like

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climate anxiety and broken dreams.

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If you two, find yourself rage

Googling cruise ship disappearances

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between therapy, memes.

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Congratulations, you survived

another week of capitalism and chaos.

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And if you didn't, well pour

yourself a fancy seltzer because

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you're exactly the kind of beautiful

disaster we made this episode for.

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Put your phone on, do not disturb.

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Tell your wallet you're sorry,

and buckle up because spiraling

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with a purpose starts now.

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Apocalypse and avocados.

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Carissa: Welcome back, doom Scrollers.

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Before we jump into pineapple on Pizza

Wars or why TikTok is just Vine with

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contour and shadier data collection,

a quick reality check behind every $14

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mocktail and every cruise ship mystery

is a system profiting off our confusion.

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Today we spiral, but with intent.

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Peter: And if you haven't realized

you're spiraling yet, check your

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bank statement after the brunch

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Carissa: today I'm back

with Sean and Peter.

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Hello.

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How are you guys today?

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Uh,

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Peter: you know, hanging

in there still gay as fuck?

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Yeah, tariffs are hitting

everywhere, so $19 coffees,

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Carissa: it's

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Peter: fucking miserable, isn't it?

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Yeah, but that's not

what we're here to do.

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We're here to make light

of a machete situation.

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Let me just tell you that in my new

favorites, I have now become a mezcal fan.

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I found one that tastes

like hopes and dreams.

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You just question who you're becoming at

the same time as you think, I really like

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this and you, that cow makes me feel like

my asshole's gonna be on fire afterwards.

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Carissa: What's in it?

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Peter: It's like really smoky tequila.

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Yeah.

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It is the best way I could describe it.

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Is

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Carissa: it like that pepper

vodka I bought one time?

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Mm, yes and no.

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Peter: It tastes more like someone

took tequila and put charcoal in it.

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Carissa: That sounds gross.

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Peter: I used to think it was so nasty

and then all of a sudden now I'm obsessed.

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I don't know.

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I love it.

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Can we talk about how mocktails are?

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Y seriously.

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They'll charge you like $12

for a non-alcoholic spritz, and

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then they want to upcharge you

another $2 for an orange slice.

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/ Carissa: It's ridiculous.

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Peter: Are you buying a beverage

or is this a performance art?

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What?

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What's going on here?

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I wouldn't know.

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I leave that to Carissa.

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Carissa: I guess the prettier

the drink, the more it's gonna

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cost, even though it's just juice.

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Peter: Yeah.

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Essentially I could understand if they

were using non-alcoholic spirits to

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replicate the flavors and the taste

of a traditional cocktail without the

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alcohol, and then I could see them

charging you a bit more for it because

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I'm sure there's a lot that goes into

creating those non-alcoholic spirits,

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but when it's literally just some

juice that you're using as a mixer

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in most of your other cocktails, why

are you charging so much for this?

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No idea, but they do have

the zero alcohol spirits.

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Is that I just, is it really zero?

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Because you get those non-alcoholic

beers and they have 0.0,

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0, 0, 0 9% alcohol.

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So some are not completely non-alcoholic.

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And others are low alcohol.

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You just have to read the labels.

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'cause they do specify most non-alcoholic

stuff is considered non-alcoholic.

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If it's under like point.

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Something, zero point something.

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I don't know the exact number.

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Mm-hmm.

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But there are some that

are completely zero proof.

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That's interesting to know.

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I thought they were just like lying.

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So essentially they're char

up charging you for water.

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Pretty

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Carissa: much.

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Peter: I guess everyone's

gotta make their money somehow.

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Carissa: I actually found locally,

'cause I did go to a bar yesterday.

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My friend wanted to go to the bar, not me,

but I ordered a club soda with a splash

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of cranberry and a lime and it was free.

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If that's something you're

interested in, those are free.

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And that's the second bar I've gone to

where they haven't charged me for it, so.

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Oh,

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Peter: nice.

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Carissa: It's boring to order

the same stupid club soda,

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cranberry and lime drink.

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But I guess it's nice 'cause it's free.

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Yeah.

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Peter: Just makes you gassy.

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Yeah.

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I fucking hate seltzer and drinks

and like if you can taste it, they're

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using it as a bubble substitute.

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It really does.

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It makes me feel like I got full off

a ship, but I can see how it would be

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awkward going to a bar and ordering

busy water with a splash of cranberry.

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Carissa: It looks like I have

vodka, but it's not vodka.

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Peter: Yeah.

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But people suck though.

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They always wanna sit there and.

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As you said before, they judge you.

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Carissa: Yeah.

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People are judgmental.

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She poured me the drink yesterday

and the guy sitting next to me

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said she forgot the alcohol.

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I said, yeah, I know.

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Peter: No, she didn't forget

because they didn't ask for it.

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Right.

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Again, mind your own fucking business.

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Carissa: Yeah.

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Shit.

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And then you tell somebody

like, I don't drink.

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Oh, why don't you drink?

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Do you think you're better than me?

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No, I don't think I'm better than anybody.

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It's a choice.

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Yeah,

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Peter: but do I would've been like,

do you think I'm better than you?

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Because I didn't say anything about that.

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This sounds personal.

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The only person who said anything

about anyone being better

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than anyone was you, I think.

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Right?

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Look at yourself, buddy.

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Yeah.

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This sounds like a projection.

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Carissa: That's why I just

prefer to stay outta bars.

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Peter: Yeah, I, and unfortunately,

and if you wanna meet people in

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general, like going out is a social

situation and people tend to drink.

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But yeah I can see where it would get

weird or annoying, but also I don't think

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people should really care about that.

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But they also, I really don't like

when people say, oh, I don't drink

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because my grandfather was an alcoholic.

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Right.

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So you've never had alcohol.

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You don't know what it'll do to you.

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You might enjoy it, but you're depriving

yourself because you think that

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your genetics are holding you back.

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Right?

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See the funny thing about that to me, and

maybe it's not funny, and I apologize to

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anyone who takes that the wrong way, but

like how you're assuming that you're not

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gonna be able to control yourself with it.

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You might hate it.

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Yeah, you might think, this is the

worst thing I've ever put in my body.

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I never want to do it again.

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And granted that, that's basically

the same thing as not drinking it to

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begin with, but you will never know.

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You will never know

what you think about it.

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How much are these mocktail prices anyway?

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Carissa: They're the

price of regular drinks.

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Yeah, for the most part.

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Peter: That's why I'm saying I feel like

it I actually, I was thinking it, I wasn't

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saying it as Carissa was talking about

like getting a boring drink or not wanting

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to, or ordering something and having

someone say that they forgot the alcohol.

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If they were to make more affordable

mocktails that were created, prepared and

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presented in a way that a cocktail is.

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People wouldn't ask stupid questions

like that 'cause they would just

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automatically assume that there

was something put in there.

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Right.

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I feel like if you're gonna

order something without alcohol

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at a bar, it should be cheaper.

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It should be at least half the price.

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Absolutely.

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That's

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Carissa: like what I was saying,

when you get the soda water

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and the splash of cranberry and

lime, it's free at most places.

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Peter: So when you order a Bloody

Mary and you say that I want it,

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virgin, does it literally just come

as tomato juice with a celery stick?

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Carissa: Probably That's fucking

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Peter: gross.

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Yeah, but they like cut it

with water or something.

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Why?

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It already looks like a period.

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Carissa: It looks disgusting.

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Honestly.

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It's disgusting.

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It's, I just don't like tomato juice.

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That's, I'm gonna leave it at that.

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You don't like

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Peter: tomatoes in general?

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I don't, no.

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Carissa: I don't like tomatoes in general.

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Peter: Yeah.

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I don't like it either.

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But it's also because when they're

mushed out, they look like something

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that comes out of the human body.

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Carissa: You went there.

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Peter: Always bringing it back to shit.

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No, I wasn't saying

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Carissa: that period.

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He was talking about period shits.

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Yeah.

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Fuck no.

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Peter: Oh, it's like the TikTok I

sent, or not TikTok, the Instagram

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I sent of the girl who's like,

am I the asshole or am I wrong?

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My friend blames me for her shitting

on the Brazilian wax lady's hands.

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Carissa: Did that really happen?

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Yes.

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What the fuck was wrong with her?

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Why didn't she tell her to stop

waxing so she could use the bathroom?

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So she

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Peter: tells the story and basically

she went out to with her pregnant

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friend first she's pregnant, and her

friend asked her if she would go to

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the Brazilian wax place with her.

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She says, yeah, sure.

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We don't want anything

happening, so I'll go with you.

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And they go to Texas Roadhouse beforehand.

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The friend who is not pregnant got

chicken fingers and the pregnant

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friend got a big rack of ribs

and covered it in a one sauce.

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Carissa: Oh my God.

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And

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Peter: the not pregnant friend said

she knew this was gonna be a problem,

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but she just kept her mouth shut.

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And they get to the Brazilian wax sleeves.

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They do watch strip.

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They do another strip and then the

lady is looking at her hands and it

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is like a pen leaked and she's looking

at herself like, what happened?

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What is going on?

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It was like, when that, remember

those things when you were growing

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up where you would cut the Barbie's

hair and I think you'd pull it

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and the hair would come back out.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Damn.

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Rips it off.

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And she shoots out like

a fucking PE dispenser.

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Carissa: That's disgusting.

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Peter: All over the ladies' hands.

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Carissa: I hope they get paid well.

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Peter: Yeah, they, I'm sorry.

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I don't think anyone, I don't think anyone

gets paid enough to have shit all over.

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Yeah, to no, seriously, someone

shit all over their hands.

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Why couldn't they control it?

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You're having a baby.

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Listen.

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Should have some strength down there.

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Why the fuck did

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Carissa: you eat that

before you went there?

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Peter: That was more

of what I was thinking.

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Like you should have known what

that would do to your stomach.

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Have you ever been whacked?

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No serious question.

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Carissa: No, I have not.

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No interest.

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Peter: Have you ever been with

somebody who has like actually

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been in the room, watched it?

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Carissa: No.

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No, I have not.

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Peter: My God, it's like torture.

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Carissa: I don't think I wanna see it.

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All I think of is a

40-year-old Virgin Kelly

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Peter: Clarkson.

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Yeah, it's a pretty

accurate depiction of it.

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I think about the guy

that did the tiktoks.

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Where he he went and he like

did his reaction to it and

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he was like, ah, yeah, yeah.

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The dentist guy where he went and he

goes, I'm gonna get everything waxed

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down there for the first time ever.

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Carissa: Oh my God.

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Peter: He read it.

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He told her, he's all meek and shy.

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About it.

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And she goes, okay, now you're gonna hold

this and I'm gonna take the hair off.

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And then he goes, okay, so you want me

to hold like my testicle on the side?

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And she goes, yes.

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And then she put the wax on.

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He's like, and he's fringing.

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But he went through with everything.

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He goes, I don't think I'm gonna go back.

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And then a month later,

he is like, I'm back here.

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Oh

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Carissa: my God.

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Peter: It was great.

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Some

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Carissa: people bleed.

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Peter: Yeah.

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Some people shit on other people.

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Apparently

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Carissa: that's

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Peter: a bad time all over their hands.

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I wonder how many times

that actually happens.

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I don't know.

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Based on this girl's story, it, the lady

was looking at her hands like, what?

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Which has happened, so I'm

thinking not that often,

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Carissa: right?

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Peter: At least not for her,

what was going on in her stomach.

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Though

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Carissa: you have explosive

diarrhea, please do not go get waxed.

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Let's just say, I was gonna say,

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Peter: listen, I don't know anything

about being pregnant, but if that

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is a common side effect, then maybe

don't get waxed while pregnant.

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Yeah.

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Don't get waxed at all, period.

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It's,

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Carissa: or do it at home.

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Yes.

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Peter: And the comfort of your

home, where you can move as quickly

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or as slowly as you want to.

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And if you feel the urge to purge,

you can remove yourself to the toilet

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with the wax drip still attached.

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Yeah.

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People are freaking out of control.

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Yeah.

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I would feel really wrong

if I shout on someone.

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Carissa: I'd feel awful.

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I know women shit sometimes

when they give birth.

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Peter: Yeah, that's a little awkward too.

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What

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Carissa: do you mean you're pushing?

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Yeah, but do,

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Peter: oh, is it 'cause of the epidural

or is it just like maybe pushing?

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Yeah,

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Carissa: because you can't feel

anything from the waist down.

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That.

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Peter: Oh, that makes that

the most beautiful shit in

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the world that you can't feel,

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you know, sometimes.

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I know we're gonna get you

blow your whole asshole out.

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You can kill anything.

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We're gonna get really graphic here for

a second, sometimes you have a really

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hard shit and it hurts to push it out.

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So imagine you can eat all of the

foods that solidify that and then

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just go and get your epidural

and it's just like relaxing.

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Everything falls out.

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Including the baby Jesus

Christ and their apartment.

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Did everything that's in

there in the apartment?

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Yes.

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The afterbirth.

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Carissa: Oh my God.

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It's

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Peter: just her furniture,

the clothes she grew out of.

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Everything comes out.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Pregnant women also get

really gassy apparently.

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Carissa: Yeah.

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So maybe she was just gassy and

then she shit herself, she sharded.

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She didn't even feel it.

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Peter: I don't think she was in labor.

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On that note, today, we are spiraling

through all kinds of things.

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Crime online feuds, new

trends, expensive drinks.

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The flop that was all stars, 10.

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So let's get into it.

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Let's get into it.

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Just a couple quick things in the

news I want to touch on really fast.

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We lost Ozzy Osborne this past week.

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Yeah, that's sad.

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Carissa: The damn shame.

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Yeah.

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We

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Peter: also lost the racist Hulk Hogan.

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Less of a shame.

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Carissa: I really loved him as a kid.

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I had his action figure and

everything, and then I found out

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he was a Trump supporter as an

adult, and I said, fuck this guy.

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Yeah,

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Peter: yeah.

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What possesses you?

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This is just me, like my brain.

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What possesses you to say, oh, I

wanna put on a speedo, jump in a ring

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with a bunch of bungee cords around

it and slap men together all day.

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Carissa: I don't know.

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But you know what?

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There are gay wrestlers, so

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Peter: there's

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Carissa: a reason they do it.

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Yeah,

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Peter: true.

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But the straight men,

like why do they do that?

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I knew you used to have a Hulk Hogan

action figure when we were growing up and

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he had the red bandana and he was in the

little red Speedo with his black boots.

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Yep.

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Very gay.

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Yeah, I don't get it.

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Where's the Homoerotic

Nest here on that note?

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Anyone?

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Just, if you know anyone who's mourning

Hulk Hogan by the name Hulk Hogan

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and not his given name, then just let

them know that they can acknowledge

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a trans person's new name and they

do not need to dead name them.

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What do you mean?

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Good

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Carissa: point.

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Peter: Hulk Hogan is not his name.

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Oh, well yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's his wrestling name and

that's how everyone acknowledges

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him, not by his actual name.

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They're all mourning him as Hulk Hogan.

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'cause that's how they knew him.

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What's his real name?

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I don't even know.

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Oh, it's

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Carissa: honestly, I don't know.

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It's something, no one cares.

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Peter: It's something.

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It's something.

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Cares awful.

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Something awful.

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It's Tiger King.

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Carissa: He looked like the Tiger King.

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Oh, the original.

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Peter: He got the, that's not mutton chop.

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So what's that mustache that he had?

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The goatee thing.

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Like Hulk Hogan.

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Oh,

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Carissa: I don't know what it was

called, but it like, was it like a

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Peter: Fu Man chew?

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Carissa: I don't know the names.

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I didn't know the, I

didn't know they had names.

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Peter: Oh yeah.

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He is all different names to the

scraggly little facial hairs.

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We should really ask Martin

because he loves all that.

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He loves the beards.

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Does he?

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Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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He likes the way it feels on his.

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Carissa: Oh, we're gonna

have to get Martin back

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Peter: Likes the way it

tickles his butt hole.

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Jesus.

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Chris, though.

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See, I wanna know what his real name is.

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I've never heard him by anything else.

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Me either.

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You can look it up while I discussed

a couple, we also lost Theo h the

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actor who played Theo Huxtable I

wanna say around the same time.

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And a famous jazz musician

who name I cannot remember.

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Unfortunately.

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Carissa: So you guys ready for this?

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What?

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I got Hulk Hogan's real name.

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Peter: Oh, geez.

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Carissa: Terry Jean Bolea.

445

:

Peter: What?

446

:

What

447

:

Carissa: was his last name?

448

:

Bolea.

449

:

Bole.

450

:

I don't know how to say it.

451

:

Bolea.

452

:

Terry's such an awful name.

453

:

His name's Terry.

454

:

What is his name?

455

:

Terry.

456

:

No wonder he went by Hulk Hogan.

457

:

That's like a, that's a very far cry.

458

:

Yeah.

459

:

I wouldn't wanna be called Terry.

460

:

Peter: Now coming to the ring.

461

:

Terry Jean

462

:

Carissa: coming into

463

:

Peter: the ring is Terry

464

:

Carissa: Jean.

465

:

Right.

466

:

And it's not even Jean, like JEAN.

467

:

It's GENE.

468

:

Peter: Oh, that's like the

male way of saying it though.

469

:

Terry

470

:

Carissa: Jean.

471

:

Yeah,

472

:

Shaun: but if it was Jean, the

other way piece, it could be

473

:

like Jean, so it could be Terry

474

:

Carissa: Jean Aire

475

:

Shaun: Jean.

476

:

Peter: Terry Jean.

477

:

Oh, that sounds terrible too.

478

:

One like sucking on baguettes

and the other one sounds

479

:

like they wrestle alligators.

480

:

Carissa: Yeah.

481

:

Hulk Hogan is way better.

482

:

I'm never calling him that.

483

:

Peter: That was gross.

484

:

We, we

485

:

Shaun: should just refer to

him as Terry from now on.

486

:

It's also

487

:

Peter: just to bring it back there.

488

:

'cause you didn't really, we didn't

really touch on Ozzy's passing.

489

:

Nobody knew.

490

:

So Osby Osborne's real name.

491

:

Carissa: I actually thought

about that when he passed.

492

:

I was like, is his name like Oswald?

493

:

Peter: No, it isn't.

494

:

Do you know what it is?

495

:

No.

496

:

Do you?

497

:

I don't.

498

:

Yeah.

499

:

His real name is John Michael Osborne.

500

:

Oh,

501

:

Carissa: really?

502

:

Yeah.

503

:

Oh, wow.

504

:

Peter: We have no, I,

so what'd they call him?

505

:

Ozzy?

506

:

I don't know.

507

:

They went John, Michael, Ozzy Osborne.

508

:

Oh, okay.

509

:

Carissa: That makes sense.

510

:

Yeah.

511

:

Peter: I don't know.

512

:

Nobody really knew the his

name either, but I guess the

513

:

wrestlers doesn't make any sense.

514

:

I would love to know what the

undertaker's real name was.

515

:

Carissa: Oh, the undertaker.

516

:

Hold on.

517

:

Thank.

518

:

Imagine if it was really the undertaker

519

:

Peter: that would be ominous.

520

:

The

521

:

Carissa: undertaker's real

name is Mark William Callaway.

522

:

Shaun: Not as ominous.

523

:

Yeah.

524

:

It doesn't have the same oomph.

525

:

Carissa: No,

526

:

Shaun: but did you know that Spotify

streams are up 300% since Ozzy's passing?

527

:

I believe it.

528

:

Carissa: I'm not surprised.

529

:

I was playing the Ozzy station

on Spotify the other day.

530

:

Peter: People just like, especially

in the industry, like the capital

531

:

eye is on people when they die.

532

:

It's really sad.

533

:

Shaun: Yeah, it's true.

534

:

Celebrity memorials, profit

the industry incredibly.

535

:

Peter: Mm-hmm.

536

:

Shaun: And now Gen Z is discovering

black eyeliner and daddy issues.

537

:

So they have

538

:

Peter: daddies.

539

:

Sorry, I just figured a lot

of them got left behind.

540

:

But anyway, that was really rude.

541

:

She my bad.

542

:

Sorry.

543

:

Moving on.

544

:

Or am I

545

:

Carissa: just kidding?

546

:

Not sorry.

547

:

The voices maybe, but

548

:

Peter: I have my daddy.

549

:

Carissa: I'm fucking leaving.

550

:

Don't ever do that again.

551

:

Peter: Wow.

552

:

I fucking hate when

people call people Daddy.

553

:

Duh duh.

554

:

Paul Dre.

555

:

Shaun: No

556

:

Peter: daddy.

557

:

Anyway,

558

:

Shaun: you're saying, I was saying

moving on to something a little less.

559

:

Funny, a little more infuriating.

560

:

The ice raids are continuing.

561

:

They are up, they are becoming

emboldened and they're doing some

562

:

crazy fucking shit out there.

563

:

They're getting bonuses now.

564

:

Peter: Yeah, 30 grand for however

many immigrants they round up.

565

:

This is some, we should play a game

566

:

Carissa: bullshit.

567

:

That is some bullshit.

568

:

Let's go out in the most ethnic outfits

ever and just run down the street

569

:

screaming and see if they chase us.

570

:

Peter: No, to put on the fake accent.

571

:

Run down and then when they turn

and they go to arrest you, I

572

:

have my passport motherfucker.

573

:

Yep, that's right.

574

:

Imagine federal documents I have.

575

:

Where?

576

:

Yours?

577

:

I have where?

578

:

Yours.

579

:

Right.

580

:

Show me

581

:

Carissa: yours.

582

:

That's crazy.

583

:

That's a lot of money.

584

:

30,000.

585

:

Peter: Yeah, they're incentivizing

them, but like people aren't even

586

:

thinking of the long run on this.

587

:

What happens?

588

:

When there are no more quote

unquote illegal brown people in

589

:

the country, who do you think

they're gonna come after next?

590

:

Exactly.

591

:

Exactly.

592

:

Yeah.

593

:

Exactly.

594

:

So now's the time to

take some action on that.

595

:

And why do they always call,

why do they call 'em ice?

596

:

I know it's an acronym, but

I don't know what it is.

597

:

I can't remember.

598

:

Carissa: I don't know.

599

:

I'm gonna look it up.

600

:

Peter: They call it ice, and it's

always in a hot fucking place

601

:

that they're rounding people up.

602

:

It's like an oxymoron.

603

:

I don't like it.

604

:

Yeah.

605

:

Why don't you just call it what it is?

606

:

It is.

607

:

You're asshole.

608

:

It

609

:

Carissa: is US Immigration

and Customs Enforcement.

610

:

Shaun: Yeah.

611

:

I hate it.

612

:

Gross.

613

:

Can we sify it?

614

:

Can we gasify it a bit?

615

:

This is, it's not

616

:

Peter: working for me.

617

:

I don't know what else to call it.

618

:

Carissa: Bicycles

619

:

Peter: idiots.

620

:

You can of aid.

621

:

Yes.

622

:

Yes.

623

:

That was perfect.

624

:

Very good.

625

:

I love it.

626

:

I like it.

627

:

Carissa: I like it.

628

:

We've

629

:

Peter: changed the acronym.

630

:

They're fucking ridiculous.

631

:

I hate them.

632

:

Yep.

633

:

Shaun: Me too.

634

:

Punch him right in the dick anyway.

635

:

For all you people out there,

all the people, not you people.

636

:

'cause our listeners I doubt would do it.

637

:

That was rude.

638

:

I was saying all the people out

there calling them police officers,

639

:

they're not police officers.

640

:

Don't call them that.

641

:

No,

642

:

Peter: I, we were literally watching a

thing about this not 20 minutes ago where

643

:

they're doing the ice raids and they're

out there in like skin tight jeans and

644

:

shit with their Kevlar vests on and

masks not showing their faces, masks, and

645

:

chasing the poor guy through the parking.

646

:

Come on, come on.

647

:

You look like an idiot.

648

:

The pants are way too tight.

649

:

Your balls are up in your fucking throat.

650

:

Just stop.

651

:

Carissa: It's crazy.

652

:

Peter: It is.

653

:

It's a terrible time that we're

living in, but people need to stop.

654

:

At least fashion should keep up there.

655

:

Anyway, moving on.

656

:

Sorry.

657

:

Yeah.

658

:

Shaun: This is a horrible time to live

through like a fascist overtaking because

659

:

there's not even any cute fashion.

660

:

There's no one out there in

like leather and fun boots.

661

:

The eighties are coming

back or great vests.

662

:

Carissa: I was gonna say that it looks

like the eighties are coming back again.

663

:

Peter: Yeah, everyone's ped.

664

:

I'm gonna get my hair puked.

665

:

That's not where I was

going with that, but Okay.

666

:

Shaun: More from big mouth.

667

:

I'm gonna get my hair puked.

668

:

Oh my God.

669

:

Oh, everyone was dying to

see what that looked like.

670

:

Yeah, you sound just.

671

:

Peter: And then they show him on

the next episode and his hair's

672

:

like all like a fro and all curly.

673

:

And he had an appointment

to get my hair puked.

674

:

Shaun: I know he like wasn't

on a whole episode, right?

675

:

Yeah.

676

:

'cause he was getting his hair puked.

677

:

Peter: The eighties are back.

678

:

On that topic, scrunchies.

679

:

I hope we don't ever

see a scrunchie again.

680

:

Do, why do people call 'em ponytails?

681

:

Can somebody explain that?

682

:

Carissa: They call scrunchies ponytails?

683

:

Yeah.

684

:

Since when?

685

:

Peter: I don't know.

686

:

For years I've heard them

calling them ponytails.

687

:

Carissa: The only reason I would think

that is because the weave, like if you

688

:

attach a weave ponytail to your hair,

689

:

Peter: but usually

690

:

Shaun: those are a clip.

691

:

No, they have them on the scrunchie one,

692

:

Peter: but don't

693

:

Carissa: they have a scrunchie one?

694

:

Peter: Oh, everyone I've

ever seen was a clip.

695

:

It just clipped to like the little

doodoo bun you put on the top.

696

:

We used to sell them that

topic when I worked there.

697

:

Years and years ago where?

698

:

Hot topic, when I worked there,

that was for white girls.

699

:

That's different.

700

:

Carissa: They get scrunchies.

701

:

Peter: Yeah, they get scrunchies.

702

:

Carissa: I hate that word.

703

:

Peter: Little ponytails.

704

:

Carissa: Do you remember

how ugly they were?

705

:

Thank God I cut all my hair off.

706

:

Yeah, they're

707

:

Peter: coming back though.

708

:

One

709

:

Shaun: time I was at a party and

the host had a whole hanger of

710

:

scrunchies on the back of their.

711

:

A bathroom door.

712

:

And so went, took a picture of

it and sent it to me as a text

713

:

message and said, party fapa.

714

:

Peter: Oh my God.

715

:

Shaun: I really don, was their

716

:

Carissa: hair hanging from it?

717

:

Yes.

718

:

That's disgusting.

719

:

Yeah, they were made fucking clean.

720

:

Your scrunchies,

721

:

Peter: how are they made outta cloth

and they still rip your hair out?

722

:

Carissa: I don't know.

723

:

Peter: I don't even think, can we

give a Gen Z person a scrunchie

724

:

and ask them if they know what

it's, we should, let's try it.

725

:

Shaun: I did.

726

:

You know that on the topic of scrunchies,

that brat summer and indie sleaze is

727

:

like the new in fashion right now?

728

:

Peter: Like brat stalls?

729

:

Shaun: Yes.

730

:

And Indie LEAs.

731

:

Indie LEAs.

732

:

Does that mean they just don't wash?

733

:

That's what it sounds like to me.

734

:

It's it's rebranding rebellion as

recession chic, which is, as long as

735

:

you don't smell, I'm okay with it.

736

:

But once you start to smell,

I'm gonna need you to get

737

:

some deodorant with aluminum.

738

:

Use that shit twice a day.

739

:

Peter: I just would think that

indie people look like they smell.

740

:

Like pet or something.

741

:

But you like that weed, don't

742

:

Carissa: you like that?

743

:

Peter: I like them to look

dirty, but smell great.

744

:

Like they should smell awful,

but they're like, oh, okay.

745

:

Yeah.

746

:

And not when they get

close, you're like, no.

747

:

Ah, it's a salt on the nasal passages.

748

:

Ugh.

749

:

I don't know.

750

:

I like, I'm grungy.

751

:

I don't like.

752

:

Perfectly manicured men.

753

:

I think that's way outta fashion,

and I think that people need to get

754

:

their own fucking personalities.

755

:

Yeah, good point.

756

:

I can agree with that.

757

:

It was just like when we were down

in Puerto Rico and we saw all of

758

:

the men look exactly the same.

759

:

They did a lot of them, I have to say.

760

:

Same outfit,

761

:

Carissa: same haircut.

762

:

Peter: Yeah, the same fucking haircut.

763

:

That looks like a, what do you call that?

764

:

A bingo marker.

765

:

The bingo marker.

766

:

The fluff fucking bingo marker.

767

:

They

768

:

Shaun: had hat that, not hat Wow.

769

:

That or the like the mullet,

but it's not like a Oh god.

770

:

Yeah.

771

:

An old school mullet.

772

:

It's like the short mullet.

773

:

It is just shaved into the mullet shape.

774

:

Carissa: I hate that.

775

:

You know what I'm talking about, right?

776

:

Hate it so much.

777

:

I know exactly what you're talking about.

778

:

Peter: It looks like the piece of scotch

tape that got stuck on the dispenser.

779

:

Shaun: It looks like that strip

from the girl's Brazilian.

780

:

Yes.

781

:

Peter: Oh my God.

782

:

Carissa: With a little bit

of shit hanging from it.

783

:

Peter: Yeah.

784

:

Every single person down there,

every guy looked exactly the same and

785

:

the same haircut, the same fashion

is the same fucking cologne that

786

:

you could taste from a mile away.

787

:

Yes,

788

:

Shaun: yes.

789

:

Peter: You

790

:

Shaun: could

791

:

Peter: taste the cologne.

792

:

Aren't

793

:

Carissa: you glad I have different ones?

794

:

Peter: Yes.

795

:

We could find you in a crowd easier.

796

:

'cause you smell different.

797

:

Good.

798

:

Oh my God.

799

:

It is just, it was crazy.

800

:

And then all of the women down there

had the same fashions too, but they

801

:

all want fucking pin straight hair.

802

:

They all, they're all flat ironing

and getting their Brazilian blowouts.

803

:

Then you have some self identity stop

trying to look like the most famous

804

:

person you can think of, and then

end up looking like some tumble weave

805

:

that fucking swept under the carpet.

806

:

You lift the carpet and there's oh shit.

807

:

I have a whole nother cat under

here because the dust and shit

808

:

that's collected, that's what looked

like it was on top of their head.

809

:

Oh my God, I hate this fucking haircut.

810

:

I hate it.

811

:

Sorry.

812

:

I've rented,

813

:

Carissa: what about the BBLs?

814

:

Did you see the BBLs

down there at the beach?

815

:

They were bad.

816

:

They were really bad.

817

:

Shaun: I think some of them were

not true BBLs, but they were like

818

:

injected with the fix a flat.

819

:

Oh geez.

820

:

Carissa: There were some

that were very lumpy.

821

:

Shaun: Yeah,

822

:

Carissa: I did notice that.

823

:

Peter: Bye-bye loca.

824

:

Just go to the,

825

:

Carissa: go to the fucking gym.

826

:

Just go to the, you can

shape your ass in the gym.

827

:

You don't need to inject it with things.

828

:

Peter: Injections are faster.

829

:

Everyone's

830

:

Carissa: gross looking

and it doesn't look real.

831

:

Peter: They had lumps, they

were smuggling potatoes.

832

:

Carissa: They were fucking lumpy

and they were wearing thongs and

833

:

it's, they were bumps where there

should've been, shouldn't be bumps.

834

:

Peter: They were crazy.

835

:

There were additional

836

:

Carissa: curves.

837

:

Peter: It looked like Swiss cheese.

838

:

Ugh.

839

:

It

840

:

Shaun: looked like the tool used to

put the holes in the Swiss cheese.

841

:

Peter: Yes, exactly.

842

:

And can we talk about how No.

843

:

Like I love, I'm an ass man.

844

:

Yeah.

845

:

But like when we were down there,

everybody is like stick skinny.

846

:

Carissa: Yeah.

847

:

And then A, BBL.

848

:

Peter: Yeah.

849

:

They look swollen.

850

:

The women.

851

:

But all of the men were like boards.

852

:

They were just all little sticks with

the skin pack, which is the six pack.

853

:

That's not even, it's barely there.

854

:

Carissa: Yep.

855

:

Yeah.

856

:

Peter: They were all like that.

857

:

And then.

858

:

They thought they were being hard

with all these tattoos on them,

859

:

and it looks like somebody just

practiced drawing on a Popsicle stick.

860

:

You know when you were growing up

and you get those giant things in art

861

:

class and you would take all of your,

you guys remember those crazy pens?

862

:

The silly pens with all the different

colors and the glitter and stuff.

863

:

Yep.

864

:

And you would take the giant

throat lozenge and art class

865

:

and you would just draw on it.

866

:

Tongue depressor.

867

:

Yeah.

868

:

Carissa: Why were we doing that?

869

:

How was that art?

870

:

Peter: Boredom.

871

:

It was self-expression.

872

:

It was, they didn't

873

:

Carissa: have enough money to afford

the actual art supplies, so we're

874

:

gonna just take these from the nurse's

office and you can draw over them.

875

:

We didn't have

876

:

Peter: social media, so we

didn't know what everyone

877

:

else in the world looked like.

878

:

Shaun: Speaking social media, how do

you feel about like activism, TikTok,

879

:

or activism talk, as you would call it?

880

:

Peter: I think that if you truly wanna

be an activist, you should be out there

881

:

doing something and not talking about it.

882

:

That's my thought.

883

:

Carissa: I think people just think

that the internet is the best way

884

:

to get their point across or get the

word out there and spread it faster.

885

:

Peter: News flash.

886

:

Not everyone speaks your language

well, don't, that's a good point.

887

:

What

888

:

Shaun: you're doing Point, do you

think that it is making a difference?

889

:

Do you think that a hashtag is saving

a life or these people reposting or

890

:

gonna somehow get the Nobel Peace Prize?

891

:

Or do you I know I'm being a bit

sarcastic there, but do you think

892

:

it's making a difference or do

you think it's all for clout?

893

:

Peter: I think they think they're

making a difference when really they're

894

:

just infringing on my mental health.

895

:

That's it.

896

:

I think that to some extent

it can make a difference.

897

:

There are a lot of people with

the same opinion as you, but

898

:

again, opinions don't necessarily

translate well to other languages.

899

:

To other areas of the world.

900

:

So you may have a strong opinion on

something, and then someone on the

901

:

opposite side of the world is like,

oh, this person's a fucking dick.

902

:

Don't know what they're talking about.

903

:

But you can't just push your

opinion on someone else,

904

:

Carissa: right?

905

:

Peter: It's okay to be an

activist, but stand up for the

906

:

things that you can affect.

907

:

Things in your community, things that

are around you, that are locally,

908

:

that you feel strongly about.

909

:

Don't use your social platform to.

910

:

Talk about wars or people dying,

like food from hunger and stuff.

911

:

Unless it's Gaza, that's different.

912

:

But you're trying to bring attention

to something and it's not necessarily

913

:

a priority for everyone else.

914

:

So stay to your local community.

915

:

That's what I say.

916

:

Carissa: I agree with you.

917

:

Yeah,

918

:

Peter: I can see that.

919

:

With that said, I've got.

920

:

Two things.

921

:

Before you do that, I would like to

start some activism here on some of these

922

:

fucking makeup trends that I'm seeing

on anywhere where they're having that.

923

:

It looks like somebody fell

on the Anastasia Beverly Hills

924

:

rack and just decided, oh my

God, my makeup is great today.

925

:

Like it, they have the

whole rack of makeup.

926

:

On their face.

927

:

So they got gang bang by Crayola.

928

:

They got gang banged by

the entire fucking Sephora.

929

:

Carissa: I was gonna say, they

went into Sephora and fell down.

930

:

Peter: Yeah.

931

:

Carissa: Do

932

:

Peter: you know what I'm talking about?

933

:

It looks like you could run

your fingernails over their face

934

:

and pull back an entire layer.

935

:

Carissa: You probably can.

936

:

Honestly.

937

:

Peter: Yeah.

938

:

Sorry that was my activist moment.

939

:

Stop wearing so much.

940

:

Shaun: No, you're fine.

941

:

I want to talk about.

942

:

Paramount Plus a little bit.

943

:

So first we're gonna touch on the

disaster that was Drag Race All

944

:

Stars, 10 that I want to state.

945

:

We have not even watched the last three.

946

:

Mm-hmm.

947

:

Two or three episodes because.

948

:

Peter: I, we knew who it was

gonna win from the beginning,

949

:

and that's the sad part.

950

:

Shaun: We, as soon as the purple

bracket started, I knew how

951

:

the season was going to end.

952

:

While I think Ginger Min won

there, there's no spoilers.

953

:

It's over.

954

:

Most people have seen this.

955

:

We did not complete the gag

order because honestly mm-hmm.

956

:

We.

957

:

We're infuriated with the

way the purple bracket ended.

958

:

We were not happy with what we saw in

the first episode of the semifinals.

959

:

It just, none of it made any sense.

960

:

So we stopped.

961

:

We will continue it with other things.

962

:

We're tossing up an idea about reviewing

Project Runway or maybe the new season

963

:

of Slay Asian Royal, or whatever,

964

:

Peter: Asian version of All Stars.

965

:

Shaun: Yes.

966

:

We may not have a lot of information

to give cultural commentary.

967

:

We can talk about their looks.

968

:

Peter: Yeah.

969

:

But that was absolute garbage.

970

:

It was rigged.

971

:

We knew who was gonna win.

972

:

And it was really sad because it

didn't even make it into the top 200.

973

:

Like it didn't even peak.

974

:

And you know how RuPaul always gets

nominated for like an Emmy and every year?

975

:

Mm-hmm.

976

:

That season didn't even peak the top

200 shows on TV because it was so bad.

977

:

Shaun: The final episode, the season

10 finale has the lowest rating

978

:

of any drag race episode ever.

979

:

Carissa: That's sad

980

:

Peter: because everybody was pissed.

981

:

This person has come on

there five times now.

982

:

Shaun: This is the fourth.

983

:

Peter: Fourth time, and one over

All of the queens that were.

984

:

Extremely artistic could perform better.

985

:

They gave it to her.

986

:

And granted, she is a very good

actress and she is funny and

987

:

she's very successful as a person.

988

:

But you brought her back four times like.

989

:

It wasn't good enough to win.

990

:

Shaun: No, and the thing that I think

pisses me off the most about it, and

991

:

it's the last thing I have to say about

it, is that when she should have won

992

:

the last time she was on, and they gave

it to somebody else because, and don't

993

:

get me wrong, that Queen did good.

994

:

Nothing against Kylie, but Gingerman

should have won that season and they

995

:

wanted to give it to a trans person,

which is fine for a trans person to win,

996

:

but I don't think Kylie won that season.

997

:

No,

998

:

Peter: I don't.

999

:

I think that they rigged

it on Ginger on that one.

:

00:35:51,530 --> 00:35:53,550

But she definitely should

have won last season.

:

00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,230

She should not have come back this time.

:

00:35:55,230 --> 00:35:56,670

This could have been Kylie's season.

:

00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:57,310

Yeah.

:

00:35:57,330 --> 00:35:59,030

Anyway, moving on.

:

00:35:59,990 --> 00:36:01,330

RuPaul is a disappointment.

:

00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,050

Goodbye.

:

00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:04,410

Carissa: You guys have been

saying that for a few years now

:

00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:05,730

that you thought it was rigged?

:

00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:10,850

Peter: Yeah, I've been, I see it every

time because I, in my opinion, we

:

00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:14,810

haven't watched the last three episodes,

but in my opinion, the winner should

:

00:36:14,810 --> 00:36:16,770

have come from the orange bracket.

:

00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:18,070

Shaun: Yeah,

:

00:36:18,370 --> 00:36:23,150

Peter: it from the person that the very

first queen, last queen that stepped

:

00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:27,670

through the door on the orange bracket,

you were like, oh my God, so good.

:

00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:28,630

So good.

:

00:36:29,050 --> 00:36:29,950

And she didn't lose.

:

00:36:30,990 --> 00:36:31,850

So that's

:

00:36:31,850 --> 00:36:32,050

Carissa: crazy.

:

00:36:33,070 --> 00:36:35,010

Peter: She should have

been the clear winner.

:

00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,120

And that's how, that's

all I have to say on it.

:

00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:39,200

So yeah, I think it's rigged.

:

00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:41,200

Shaun: She didn't even make

it past her first lip sync.

:

00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:42,390

Yeah.

:

00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,030

On her season.

:

00:36:43,570 --> 00:36:44,590

No, in the finale.

:

00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:46,280

Wow.

:

00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:46,920

Wow.

:

00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:47,640

Carissa: That's crazy.

:

00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:49,080

Shaun: That's fucked up.

:

00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:50,240

She slipped.

:

00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:55,170

Yeah, but yet someone slips in another

finale, lip sync and gets crowned.

:

00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:56,010

Yeah.

:

00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:58,610

Kylie slipped on the stage on her

:

00:36:58,610 --> 00:36:58,770

Peter: thing.

:

00:36:58,790 --> 00:36:59,010

Shaun: Wow.

:

00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,060

Peter: Anyway, it does not matter.

:

00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:01,860

It's rigged.

:

00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:02,300

It's awful.

:

00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:05,460

We'll watch the next one

in the first episode.

:

00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,660

I'm sure we'll know who's gonna win.

:

00:37:07,615 --> 00:37:07,735

Hmm.

:

00:37:08,635 --> 00:37:08,855

Shaun: But

:

00:37:08,955 --> 00:37:10,855

Peter: anyway, but now that

they're doing it takes fun away.

:

00:37:11,045 --> 00:37:11,335

Yeah.

:

00:37:11,635 --> 00:37:14,935

Shaun: Now that they are dubbing

the international seasons, we could

:

00:37:14,935 --> 00:37:18,135

potentially watch and review some

of those because they may be better.

:

00:37:18,725 --> 00:37:19,015

Yeah.

:

00:37:19,025 --> 00:37:19,815

Maybe more fair.

:

00:37:20,475 --> 00:37:22,585

But on the topic of paramount.

:

00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:30,480

Paramount bent to the will and the

wand of Trump and they stopped airing

:

00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,200

anything on the leaks of the Epstein list.

:

00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,540

Peter: Can we go back for a second?

:

00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,660

You're saying paramount and I'm thinking

mounting multiple the objects and

:

00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:41,380

then you said they bent to the Well,

:

00:37:42,690 --> 00:37:42,980

Carissa: what

:

00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:43,340

Shaun: the hell?

:

00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,860

Get your mind out the gut.

:

00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,300

Carissa: Oh my God.

:

00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,580

The voices have taken over.

:

00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:49,220

That was funny.

:

00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,020

Anyway, sorry.

:

00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:55,160

Shaun: But yeah, so they, they

were called out by Colbert and

:

00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,080

then they canceled his show.

:

00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:57,200

Peter: Hmm.

:

00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,410

Shaun: And then South Park called

them out in their premier episode and.

:

00:38:03,635 --> 00:38:07,335

That's the parent company for Comedy

Central, so that's pretty funny.

:

00:38:07,335 --> 00:38:07,655

I just think

:

00:38:07,655 --> 00:38:10,375

Peter: that they don't want Trump to

have any more blowouts in the old office.

:

00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,475

Carissa: That's all he is been doing.

:

00:38:12,545 --> 00:38:13,635

That place must stink.

:

00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:16,995

It was ting shit everywhere on the walls.

:

00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:19,685

Peter: Just looked like

Cheeto dust everywhere.

:

00:38:19,955 --> 00:38:20,245

Yeah.

:

00:38:20,245 --> 00:38:21,965

And then the room smells like death.

:

00:38:22,965 --> 00:38:25,415

Carissa: They're gonna have to redo

the White House after this term.

:

00:38:25,685 --> 00:38:26,615

Peter: It's orange now.

:

00:38:27,685 --> 00:38:27,975

It's

:

00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:28,855

Shaun: now the Orange House

:

00:38:29,855 --> 00:38:30,415

Peter: won like that.

:

00:38:31,745 --> 00:38:32,985

She's fucking orange too.

:

00:38:33,085 --> 00:38:33,585

Didn't she

:

00:38:33,585 --> 00:38:34,825

Shaun: wanna make it pink or something?

:

00:38:35,685 --> 00:38:37,865

Peter: She should wanna make it less.

:

00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,185

Immigrant friendly, no

more immigrant friendly.

:

00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:41,825

More immigrant

:

00:38:42,065 --> 00:38:42,145

Carissa: friendly.

:

00:38:42,605 --> 00:38:42,825

Peter: Yes.

:

00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:44,505

Shaun: That's what I meant more.

:

00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:44,905

Sorry.

:

00:38:45,935 --> 00:38:50,275

Before I wrap up our little new segment

here, I just wanna mention that Kesha's

:

00:38:50,275 --> 00:38:51,595

album came out a couple weeks ago.

:

00:38:51,785 --> 00:38:52,555

It's amazing.

:

00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,715

She's back to her old sound.

:

00:38:55,145 --> 00:38:55,555

Love it.

:

00:38:56,315 --> 00:38:56,715

Peter: I love you.

:

00:38:56,715 --> 00:38:59,435

But if I hear joy ride one

more time from your mouth.

:

00:38:59,655 --> 00:39:01,955

I'm going to fucking

throw myself downstairs.

:

00:39:02,535 --> 00:39:02,955

Joy Ride.

:

00:39:03,955 --> 00:39:05,855

Oh my God, it's so annoying.

:

00:39:06,075 --> 00:39:10,495

I'm sure she's great and I'm happy that

she's happy and can afford drugs again.

:

00:39:11,075 --> 00:39:13,255

But I am, I'm good.

:

00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:14,975

I'm good with Kesha's music right now.

:

00:39:15,455 --> 00:39:16,505

Shaun: That makes one of us.

:

00:39:16,925 --> 00:39:21,035

I'm not, I'm totally into it,

but if you know you're more up

:

00:39:21,055 --> 00:39:23,995

to date with what's going on with

influencers, then your health

:

00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,275

insurance premium, you're not alone.

:

00:39:26,495 --> 00:39:27,155

I'm there with you.

:

00:39:27,435 --> 00:39:28,475

I have no clue what mine is.

:

00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:35,380

But tag us in the craziest headline

or DMS with a crazy headline that

:

00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:38,100

you heard this week, and maybe you'll

get featured on next week's spot.

:

00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:41,220

I think that Peter might

have something for us next.

:

00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,220

Before I do that,

:

00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,060

Carissa: oh boy.

:

00:39:45,890 --> 00:39:49,340

Peter: Issa, have you heard

anything in the fitness world?

:

00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,940

Any absurd trends that are

going on besides the women

:

00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:54,340

straddling the fucking machines?

:

00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,140

Carissa: I'm gonna be honest.

:

00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,660

No, I haven't heard anything New.

:

00:39:57,790 --> 00:39:59,980

Women are always straddling

the machines, by the way.

:

00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:01,220

They don't.

:

00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:02,100

I don't know.

:

00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:03,300

Peter: Does that actually help?

:

00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,660

Carissa: No, it doesn't.

:

00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,900

It doesn't do anything.

:

00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,980

The thing, the only difference

is, okay, so we're talking about

:

00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:10,180

the good girl, bad girl machine.

:

00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:13,020

Peter: I wasn't just talking

about the ab objector.

:

00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:13,300

Oh,

:

00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:13,980

Carissa: Jesus Christ.

:

00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,700

I don't even wanna know

what you're talking about.

:

00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:18,540

Don't ride, don't straddle the bike seats.

:

00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:18,740

Okay.

:

00:40:19,715 --> 00:40:20,405

Peter: Like why?

:

00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:21,405

Why do they do it?

:

00:40:21,405 --> 00:40:24,365

Do they think that, is it just

to look sexy or do they think

:

00:40:24,365 --> 00:40:25,925

that it doesn't look sexy?

:

00:40:25,955 --> 00:40:26,445

They're

:

00:40:26,445 --> 00:40:27,205

Carissa: working their glutes

:

00:40:28,205 --> 00:40:28,705

Peter: for what?

:

00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:30,385

Carissa: I don't know.

:

00:40:30,885 --> 00:40:31,465

I'm gonna be honest.

:

00:40:31,465 --> 00:40:33,585

When you do those machines and

you're standing up and you look

:

00:40:33,585 --> 00:40:35,665

ridiculous, so like you're dropping

down and getting your eagle on.

:

00:40:36,570 --> 00:40:39,340

It's working the glutes, supposedly

they think it's working more.

:

00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:41,060

Your glutes have five

different parts to it.

:

00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:41,700

Let's be honest.

:

00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,020

You're only working one part when

you do that, and you look absolutely

:

00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:46,540

fucking ridiculous when you're doing it.

:

00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,820

So please don't just

sit in the fucking seat.

:

00:40:49,970 --> 00:40:50,260

Okay?

:

00:40:51,230 --> 00:40:52,990

Peter: I just thought it

was like a real thing.

:

00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:56,070

I thought it did something other than.

:

00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:59,120

Look like you're squatting to take a shit.

:

00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:01,480

Carissa: No, they think they're

getting a better stretch on the

:

00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,590

glutes and they're making their glutes

wider and it's you have to work a

:

00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:05,910

lot more parts of it to do that.

:

00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:10,150

Peter: Why do women wanna make their

ass bigger when they can't Really?

:

00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:12,510

They can do anal, but

they don't have prostate.

:

00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:15,830

So it's like a waste

just 'cause guys like it.

:

00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:17,820

Carissa: I yeah, I was gonna

say girls like it too, but.

:

00:41:19,135 --> 00:41:23,175

It's not necessarily to make your

ass look bigger for sex purposes.

:

00:41:23,205 --> 00:41:25,815

It's just to feel better about

yourself so you have more curves.

:

00:41:27,035 --> 00:41:27,255

Peter: Ah.

:

00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,405

At least they still can't do anal so

:

00:41:31,675 --> 00:41:31,965

Carissa: Well.

:

00:41:31,965 --> 00:41:33,485

I'm not growing my ass for anal.

:

00:41:33,545 --> 00:41:36,085

I'm just growing it, so I look a

little more curvy, but thank you.

:

00:41:37,085 --> 00:41:38,645

I don't wanna be a pancake ass stud.

:

00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:39,885

She

:

00:41:39,885 --> 00:41:40,725

Shaun: don't want Trump ass.

:

00:41:40,905 --> 00:41:43,205

Carissa: No, I don't want Trump

ass, I don't want my jeans

:

00:41:43,315 --> 00:41:44,725

sagging down my ass either.

:

00:41:44,985 --> 00:41:46,525

Can we talk about that for a second?

:

00:41:47,395 --> 00:41:48,095

I'm spiraling.

:

00:41:48,095 --> 00:41:48,495

Fuck it.

:

00:41:49,255 --> 00:41:51,375

I am sick and tired of people

walking around with their

:

00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,095

pants hanging off their ass.

:

00:41:52,445 --> 00:41:54,690

There are belts, buy

pants that fucking fit.

:

00:41:55,070 --> 00:41:56,770

Nobody wants to see your ass crack.

:

00:41:57,190 --> 00:42:00,930

And the more you walk around like that,

I hope somebody fucking actually grabs

:

00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:02,450

your ass and takes advantage of you.

:

00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,130

Pull your fucking pants up.

:

00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:07,530

Peter: You have the ones that

are like, it's just hanging

:

00:42:07,590 --> 00:42:08,770

off the tip of their penis.

:

00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:10,010

'cause it's so far down.

:

00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:10,830

Or on their

:

00:42:10,870 --> 00:42:11,350

Carissa: fucking knees.

:

00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:11,910

Come on.

:

00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,570

Shaun: That excuse has been

used for women like don't dress

:

00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:16,570

like that if you don't want it.

:

00:42:16,570 --> 00:42:17,970

Don't dress like that

if you don't want it.

:

00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:19,250

'cause that's what it says to people,

:

00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:20,170

Carissa: right.

:

00:42:20,885 --> 00:42:22,385

Why can't you just pull your pants up?

:

00:42:22,735 --> 00:42:24,545

Peter: Your whole my goal anyway?

:

00:42:25,545 --> 00:42:26,845

All right, so let's play a little game.

:

00:42:27,135 --> 00:42:29,445

We're gonna call this d Lulu or factual.

:

00:42:30,545 --> 00:42:34,765

I'm just gonna read some statements

to you D Lulu, just 'cause I like the

:

00:42:34,765 --> 00:42:34,885

Carissa: word

:

00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:39,005

Peter: you're gonna tell me if you

think they're d lulu or they're factual.

:

00:42:39,585 --> 00:42:40,005

You ready?

:

00:42:40,915 --> 00:42:41,265

Carissa: Ready.

:

00:42:41,495 --> 00:42:41,785

Peter: Okay.

:

00:42:42,365 --> 00:42:47,505

So the first one, parents were given

deceased son's brain by funeral home.

:

00:42:48,505 --> 00:42:49,285

Oh, okay.

:

00:42:49,355 --> 00:42:49,845

Factual.

:

00:42:50,275 --> 00:42:52,205

I'll actually read that.

:

00:42:52,205 --> 00:42:53,485

Circumstances first.

:

00:42:54,025 --> 00:42:55,205

Oh, before we decide.

:

00:42:55,385 --> 00:42:55,605

Oh,

:

00:42:55,965 --> 00:42:56,645

Carissa: I already decided.

:

00:42:57,645 --> 00:43:02,825

Peter: So two funeral homes allegedly gave

grieving parents their son's brain in a

:

00:43:02,825 --> 00:43:05,505

box instead of ashes sparking a lawsuit.

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00:43:06,505 --> 00:43:07,675

Factual Ulu.

:

00:43:09,035 --> 00:43:09,565

It's factual.

:

00:43:10,585 --> 00:43:14,815

There has been a report, there has

been reported in the Associated Press.

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00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:19,095

Complete with lawsuit details and

unfortunately for everyone, real

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00:43:19,095 --> 00:43:22,055

court filings, welcome to:

:

00:43:22,925 --> 00:43:23,975

Does it say where it was?

:

00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:27,375

It does not but it is factual.

:

00:43:27,795 --> 00:43:30,985

And this was as of 7 25.

:

00:43:31,085 --> 00:43:34,685

Shaun: No, the only reason I ask is

remember I read that headline about

:

00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:36,675

the funeral home that was shut down.

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00:43:36,975 --> 00:43:37,395

Peter: Mm-hmm.

:

00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,125

So I'm just, it could be,

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00:43:39,395 --> 00:43:39,685

Shaun: yeah.

:

00:43:40,225 --> 00:43:42,005

Peter: If you guys wanna

research this for yourself.

:

00:43:42,185 --> 00:43:44,285

It was sourced from AP News.

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00:43:45,285 --> 00:43:46,185

Carissa: Why would they do that?

:

00:43:47,685 --> 00:43:48,165

Peter: I don't know.

:

00:43:48,265 --> 00:43:52,125

It probably was a mistake,

but that's pretty fucked.

:

00:43:52,305 --> 00:43:54,845

Carissa: Before I bury this

body, let me just do a lobotomy.

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00:43:55,195 --> 00:43:55,485

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:43:55,505 --> 00:43:56,805

Let me just don't tickle his brain.

:

00:43:56,965 --> 00:43:57,285

I don't get

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00:43:57,285 --> 00:43:57,325

Shaun: it.

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00:43:57,505 --> 00:43:57,725

Carissa: Why?

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00:43:57,945 --> 00:43:58,165

Shaun: Why?

:

00:43:58,315 --> 00:43:58,605

Okay.

:

00:43:58,705 --> 00:44:00,165

I'm just, maybe his parents want it.

:

00:44:00,615 --> 00:44:02,925

Peter: Maybe they did and then

I just wanted to file a lawsuit.

:

00:44:03,145 --> 00:44:03,685

Who cares?

:

00:44:04,515 --> 00:44:05,005

It's weird.

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00:44:05,305 --> 00:44:05,645

It is

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00:44:05,645 --> 00:44:05,765

Carissa: weird.

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00:44:06,815 --> 00:44:11,155

Peter: So number two, a man created

giant trolls out of recycled trash

:

00:44:11,295 --> 00:44:13,155

to promote environmental awareness.

:

00:44:14,325 --> 00:44:20,305

So Danish artists Thomas Damo

made massive wooden trolls out of

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00:44:20,345 --> 00:44:24,345

recycled junk and plopped them in

places to get us thinking green.

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00:44:24,535 --> 00:44:24,825

This

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00:44:24,825 --> 00:44:25,265

Shaun: is factual.

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00:44:26,265 --> 00:44:26,385

I

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00:44:26,385 --> 00:44:27,185

Carissa: was gonna say factual.

:

00:44:28,155 --> 00:44:28,735

Shaun: You're right.

:

00:44:28,765 --> 00:44:32,255

Because the troll statues in

Rhode Island are replicas of them.

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00:44:33,290 --> 00:44:35,230

Peter: Oh look, you learn

something new every day.

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00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:36,270

Carissa: Look at you, Mr.

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00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:36,870

Rhode Island.

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00:44:37,870 --> 00:44:42,730

Peter: So international art project,

those trolls are Instagram famous and

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00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:46,760

tourists can't stop taking selfies

with sustainable giants, saving the

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00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,800

planet, but make it look like horror.

:

00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:54,820

So next one is someone started

a petition to cancel summer

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00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,020

and got 14,000 signatures.

:

00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:01,920

You may have heard about a Petition

to Cancel summer due to scorching

:

00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,880

global temps and climate anxiety.

:

00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,200

Thousands signed.

:

00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:06,600

No.

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00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:07,840

Carissa: No way.

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00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:08,800

D Lulu.

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00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,160

Peter: It has to be d Lulu.

:

00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:11,120

You're right.

:

00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,080

I just like

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00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:12,400

Carissa: that word.

:

00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,330

Peter: This one is a glorified meme.

:

00:45:15,670 --> 00:45:18,930

No credible news sources to back

it up, but honestly, wouldn't you

:

00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:20,250

sign it after last month's seat?

:

00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:21,860

Yes.

:

00:45:21,930 --> 00:45:22,620

Essentially.

:

00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,040

Anyway.

:

00:45:24,230 --> 00:45:24,840

Next one.

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00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:28,050

This one's a little news

from across the pond.

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00:45:28,820 --> 00:45:34,820

British lawmaker ordered to meow in

Parliament as punished for lateness, A

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00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:40,940

recent viral claim set a British MP was

made to meow, allowed in Parliament as a

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00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:43,540

humorous penalty for being late to session

:

00:45:43,770 --> 00:45:44,260

Carissa: Factual.

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00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:46,380

Peter: I I, it's so crazy.

:

00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,540

Shaun: It sounds like it might be real.

:

00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:49,910

It's still Lulu Damn.

:

00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:50,710

Dammit.

:

00:45:51,740 --> 00:45:52,700

I really wanted it to be real.

:

00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:54,100

Peter: I did too.

:

00:45:55,490 --> 00:45:59,420

This rumor went wild on X, but

parliamentary records show it never

:

00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:04,380

happened through a few alarm makers

have made cat noises over the years.

:

00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:09,420

Nobody's been formally sentenced to meo,

wishful thinking for chaotic governance.

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00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:09,780

I guess.

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00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:11,780

Shaun: I think that's why

I thought it was real.

:

00:46:11,860 --> 00:46:15,300

I think I saw a ex post

about it at some point.

:

00:46:16,130 --> 00:46:16,420

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,430

That's where it allegedly started.

:

00:46:19,430 --> 00:46:22,530

But last one Carissa is leading right now.

:

00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:28,150

Yes, A TikTok user claimed a man

was stopped climbing the US Mexico

:

00:46:28,290 --> 00:46:30,390

border wall under New Trump policy.

:

00:46:31,150 --> 00:46:31,630

Carissa: D Lulu.

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00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:32,350

Peter: Hold on.

:

00:46:33,030 --> 00:46:37,110

Supposedly Trump error enforcement

snagged a man live on video,

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00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,530

attempting to climb no dlo.

:

00:46:41,070 --> 00:46:41,890

You're both wrong.

:

00:46:41,890 --> 00:46:42,370

It's factual.

:

00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:47,100

What this is a real story, real

incident, officially reported proof

:

00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:50,700

that sometimes the most memeable

alines are depressingly real.

:

00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:51,940

He was trying to climb

:

00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,000

Shaun: out of the United

:

00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:53,540

Peter: States, right?

:

00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:54,020

Yes.

:

00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:54,700

Right.

:

00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,060

That's where I was gonna go with that.

:

00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:57,700

I don't fucking blame him nowadays.

:

00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,720

Carissa: Get the fuck outta here me

:

00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,080

Peter: out.

:

00:47:02,090 --> 00:47:04,900

From a brain in the box, the

troll sculptures and wild fake

:

00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:08,420

meow punishments, reality is out

weirding fiction at this point.

:

00:47:09,365 --> 00:47:12,815

I'd say but if you see any outlandish

political penalty involving

:

00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:14,775

animal noises, it's pure internet.

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00:47:14,855 --> 00:47:16,095

D Lulu for now.

:

00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:21,015

So if you guys want more, you want this to

become a permanent segment, send in your

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00:47:21,015 --> 00:47:22,975

weird headlines and we'll call them out.

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00:47:23,095 --> 00:47:26,255

D Lulu or Factual with full

punchlines and receipts.

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00:47:27,255 --> 00:47:28,305

Back to you, Riha.

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00:47:29,305 --> 00:47:32,205

Carissa: All right, next thing I wanna

talk about is these new TikTok trends.

:

00:47:32,205 --> 00:47:35,445

Have you guys heard about the

Jet Two holidays, tiktoks?

:

00:47:35,675 --> 00:47:37,035

Peter: I know what it is, but I don't.

:

00:47:37,035 --> 00:47:37,275

I am.

:

00:47:38,275 --> 00:47:38,675

Shaun: I love them.

:

00:47:38,785 --> 00:47:39,075

Yeah.

:

00:47:40,075 --> 00:47:41,275

Peter: I can't give you any specific

:

00:47:41,455 --> 00:47:41,675

Shaun: one.

:

00:47:42,105 --> 00:47:45,635

They have been popping up

in my TikTok like crazy.

:

00:47:46,335 --> 00:47:47,555

Peter: His algorithm loves him.

:

00:47:47,825 --> 00:47:51,195

Shaun: Yeah, I lately my

algorithm rhythm has been great.

:

00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:53,495

Actually it's been very

in sync with your mothers.

:

00:47:53,715 --> 00:47:55,405

We see the same videos all the time.

:

00:47:55,865 --> 00:48:01,805

But anyway, it's this sound, I

believe it was from like:

:

00:48:02,575 --> 00:48:08,745

And it pairs a Jess Glynn song with

a overview of a Jet Two holiday sale.

:

00:48:09,325 --> 00:48:12,225

And typically someone pairs

it with a TikTok of something.

:

00:48:13,235 --> 00:48:15,955

A Taurus is doing that they

shouldn't be, or something really

:

00:48:16,195 --> 00:48:17,595

terrible happening on a vacation.

:

00:48:18,175 --> 00:48:21,815

I've seen ones where the chairs

on the beach are being blown away

:

00:48:22,475 --> 00:48:26,185

or the whole, everything on the

beach gets washed away in a wave.

:

00:48:26,845 --> 00:48:30,825

The last one that I saw was these three

girls in a waterfall that came let.

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00:48:31,425 --> 00:48:32,415

Lepto cirrhosis.

:

00:48:32,515 --> 00:48:33,175

Am I saying that right?

:

00:48:33,525 --> 00:48:34,375

Leptospirosis?

:

00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:34,935

Yeah.

:

00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,015

And it said no, no swimming 24 7.

:

00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:39,125

They're just like

partying in the waterfall.

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00:48:39,385 --> 00:48:39,885

Carissa: Oh, good

:

00:48:40,885 --> 00:48:42,415

Peter: fucking brain eating bacteria.

:

00:48:42,865 --> 00:48:45,255

Carissa: Let's drink lots of

alcohol and swim in a fucking

:

00:48:45,655 --> 00:48:46,655

contaminated body of water.

:

00:48:47,045 --> 00:48:47,335

Yeah.

:

00:48:48,555 --> 00:48:49,375

Or we're on vacation.

:

00:48:49,495 --> 00:48:51,095

A place that we're, it's foreign to us.

:

00:48:51,485 --> 00:48:51,935

Good idea.

:

00:48:52,155 --> 00:48:53,015

Shaun: The Cau Cassidy.

:

00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:53,415

Yeah.

:

00:48:54,025 --> 00:48:54,775

Can't too, huh?

:

00:48:54,825 --> 00:48:55,735

Carissa: Can't I Fucking can't.

:

00:48:56,590 --> 00:49:00,370

Peter: How about the one where

it was the girl in South Africa?

:

00:49:00,910 --> 00:49:01,930

Oh, the influencer.

:

00:49:02,070 --> 00:49:02,690

She was swimming.

:

00:49:03,230 --> 00:49:04,250

Blonde Vic.

:

00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:07,240

She's oh, the wall is so nice out here.

:

00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:09,160

Not trying to dig in.

:

00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,400

He did such a good

:

00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:10,960

Carissa: accent though,

:

00:49:12,020 --> 00:49:14,280

Peter: so that was not

a South African accent.

:

00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:15,960

I can't do it.

:

00:49:16,780 --> 00:49:20,240

But she's like, the water's so

great come in and there's this

:

00:49:20,310 --> 00:49:22,200

foam all over the top of the water.

:

00:49:22,390 --> 00:49:22,680

Like

:

00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:23,320

Shaun: It's salty.

:

00:49:23,510 --> 00:49:24,560

Peter: Yeah, it's salty.

:

00:49:24,710 --> 00:49:26,920

It's gross and it's nice drinking it.

:

00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:31,560

She was jumping under it and stuff,

and the foam was all over and on

:

00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,240

her face and she was fucking run.

:

00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:34,640

Sewage.

:

00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,160

She was swimming in sewage.

:

00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:37,800

Oh, the stuff we smell in Puerto Rico?

:

00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:38,200

Yeah.

:

00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:38,600

Mm-hmm.

:

00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:39,120

Oh, good.

:

00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,360

She was swimming in it and

she's like, oh, it's so nice.

:

00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:44,480

It's so nice.

:

00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:45,240

You should come in.

:

00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,320

And then people clued her in.

:

00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,400

Shaun: People were commenting on it.

:

00:49:47,510 --> 00:49:48,840

Does she know she's swimming in sewage?

:

00:49:48,910 --> 00:49:49,320

Does she

:

00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:49,560

Peter: fucking

:

00:49:49,770 --> 00:49:50,280

Carissa: smell it?

:

00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,000

Shaun: Apparently not.

:

00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:52,600

Oh

:

00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:53,440

Carissa: my God.

:

00:49:54,090 --> 00:49:55,480

Shaun: Again, the cau Cassidy.

:

00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:57,240

Carissa: What is wrong with people?

:

00:49:58,090 --> 00:50:00,440

Peter: She's just, it's

like when you boil chicken.

:

00:50:01,350 --> 00:50:03,770

And you get that whole

frothy foam on the top.

:

00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:04,690

It's all the like

:

00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:05,690

Carissa: the scrubs.

:

00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:06,290

Bat and shape.

:

00:50:06,390 --> 00:50:06,610

Yep.

:

00:50:06,750 --> 00:50:06,970

Peter: Yep.

:

00:50:07,030 --> 00:50:07,530

On the top.

:

00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:07,850

Yeah.

:

00:50:07,850 --> 00:50:08,850

That's what the ocean look

:

00:50:08,850 --> 00:50:08,970

Carissa: like.

:

00:50:08,970 --> 00:50:09,810

And it's a weird color.

:

00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,210

Yeah.

:

00:50:10,620 --> 00:50:11,290

Peter: Disgusting.

:

00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:11,770

Yeah.

:

00:50:11,770 --> 00:50:15,090

If water looks like paintbrush water,

you probably shouldn't get in it.

:

00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:16,610

I agree.

:

00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,530

And it has a foam and it's not a latte.

:

00:50:20,590 --> 00:50:21,610

You shouldn't get in it.

:

00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:22,290

Yeah.

:

00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:23,130

Just no.

:

00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:26,690

I don't wanna get in anywhere

that has a fucking foam.

:

00:50:26,890 --> 00:50:29,610

I don't even like the foam pits

when you get go to the club.

:

00:50:29,790 --> 00:50:32,050

Carissa: Oh, remember the

ball pit when you were a kid?

:

00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:32,490

Yeah.

:

00:50:32,890 --> 00:50:34,730

Remember you would just like

willingly jump into that and

:

00:50:34,730 --> 00:50:35,570

it'd always smelled like pee.

:

00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:36,170

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:50:36,390 --> 00:50:37,610

How many kids peed in there?

:

00:50:37,790 --> 00:50:38,210

Carissa: So many.

:

00:50:38,270 --> 00:50:39,250

And we still jumped in it

:

00:50:39,490 --> 00:50:43,390

Shaun: that's one of those things, you

never want them to take the balls outta

:

00:50:43,390 --> 00:50:46,190

that pit 'cause you know you're gonna find

something you don't want to see in there.

:

00:50:47,190 --> 00:50:48,800

Carissa: There's probably

shitty diapers in there.

:

00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:49,200

Yeah.

:

00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,860

Peter: You would always

dive in face fairs.

:

00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:53,020

A ball gets stuck in your mouth.

:

00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,860

You know how many people

have licked that ball?

:

00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:56,980

Oh, oh God.

:

00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,340

You're frolicking around in it.

:

00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,540

How many people have peed?

:

00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,020

How many people have shit in there?

:

00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,780

How many parents have gotten in

there with their sweaty ass sack?

:

00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:06,540

Ugh.

:

00:51:06,890 --> 00:51:07,180

Yeah.

:

00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:08,770

Think about these things.

:

00:51:09,770 --> 00:51:13,010

I don't wanna, anyway, that

was like a COVID breeding one.

:

00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:15,820

Carissa: What is, have you guys

heard about the brat summer?

:

00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:16,460

'cause I don't know.

:

00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:18,060

I don't have a clue what this is.

:

00:51:18,570 --> 00:51:19,100

Brat Summer.

:

00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:19,940

Indie sleaze.

:

00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:20,780

Yeah.

:

00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:21,060

All I

:

00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:23,540

Peter: know is the brat

thing is like brats makeup.

:

00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:24,820

Shaun: Yes.

:

00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:25,780

Like Brett

:

00:51:25,870 --> 00:51:26,220

Carissa: Dolls.

:

00:51:26,290 --> 00:51:26,580

Shaun: Yeah.

:

00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,020

And do you remember like

the shoes that they wore?

:

00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:29,660

The crazy.

:

00:51:30,665 --> 00:51:32,875

Tall like platforms, they were

like, yeah, clunky shoes, right?

:

00:51:33,015 --> 00:51:33,435

The Spice

:

00:51:33,435 --> 00:51:33,875

Peter: Girl shoes,

:

00:51:33,965 --> 00:51:39,205

Shaun: those are coming back in the tiny

skirts and stuff that cover like nothing.

:

00:51:39,545 --> 00:51:42,205

Carissa: Ooh, a lot of the WNBA

players are dressing like that.

:

00:51:42,775 --> 00:51:44,045

Peter: Cover yourself with a scrunchie.

:

00:51:44,265 --> 00:51:44,725

I'm learning

:

00:51:44,725 --> 00:51:47,245

Carissa: all these new words today

because I didn't, I'm like, I don't

:

00:51:47,245 --> 00:51:50,685

know what this means, but yes, A lot

of the WNBA players dress like that.

:

00:51:51,645 --> 00:51:52,865

Peter: How, what does it cover?

:

00:51:52,865 --> 00:51:53,585

They're like eight

:

00:51:53,585 --> 00:51:53,985

Carissa: feet tall.

:

00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:54,785

It doesn't cover anything.

:

00:51:55,785 --> 00:51:56,595

Peter: It's oh my God.

:

00:51:56,595 --> 00:51:57,435

Do you like my top?

:

00:51:57,525 --> 00:51:58,195

Where is it?

:

00:51:58,605 --> 00:51:58,955

Right?

:

00:51:59,145 --> 00:51:59,875

Where's the wrap?

:

00:51:59,935 --> 00:52:00,555

Did it shrink?

:

00:52:01,025 --> 00:52:01,315

Same

:

00:52:01,315 --> 00:52:02,435

Carissa: thing with the skirts too.

:

00:52:02,435 --> 00:52:04,515

The skirts are, it's super,

super tiny, and then they're

:

00:52:04,515 --> 00:52:05,795

wearing those big platform shoes.

:

00:52:06,215 --> 00:52:06,435

Oh

:

00:52:06,495 --> 00:52:06,715

Shaun: God.

:

00:52:07,815 --> 00:52:13,835

So the trend originated because

of Charlie Xc X's Brat album, and

:

00:52:13,935 --> 00:52:20,825

the fact that she has this like

unapologetic, minimalist style hooker.

:

00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:21,345

Yeah.

:

00:52:22,345 --> 00:52:26,065

Where it's it's messy, but it's okay.

:

00:52:26,615 --> 00:52:26,905

Yeah.

:

00:52:27,905 --> 00:52:30,645

And then that compared with

this like emergence of.

:

00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:33,790

A reemergence of indie sleaze.

:

00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:39,090

This kind of early two thousands grunge,

punk thing that was coming back in

:

00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:41,380

fashion and in some music right now.

:

00:52:41,940 --> 00:52:42,020

Hmm.

:

00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:43,220

Is that like thrombo?

:

00:52:43,420 --> 00:52:43,900

I like him.

:

00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:44,620

Mm-hmm.

:

00:52:45,490 --> 00:52:49,220

That with the nostalgia that's

been growing all came together.

:

00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:51,640

The like La Booboo trend.

:

00:52:51,990 --> 00:52:53,120

Labu trend, LA

:

00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:54,540

Booooo

:

00:52:55,140 --> 00:52:56,340

Carissa: fucking lab booboos.

:

00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:58,620

Don't even get me started with

those little fucking things.

:

00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,060

Mm-hmm.

:

00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,940

Shaun: But all of that merging together,

we've got these new trends, and I

:

00:53:03,130 --> 00:53:07,220

will post this on our social media

when I find it, but I have this video

:

00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:12,460

of these girls in a fashion show in

these insane shoes that literally look

:

00:53:12,460 --> 00:53:13,660

like they took them from a brat stall.

:

00:53:15,115 --> 00:53:20,205

Peter: Can we just rewind back here

that has Charlie XCX might be like the

:

00:53:20,345 --> 00:53:23,125

Gen Z person that has reinvented them.

:

00:53:23,355 --> 00:53:26,165

However those shoes came from Baby Spice.

:

00:53:26,905 --> 00:53:27,565

Carissa: Yes, they did.

:

00:53:28,305 --> 00:53:35,255

Peter: So I guess she's keeping it in the

UK fan, but they came from baby space, so

:

00:53:35,315 --> 00:53:39,935

she started the trend and I don't know who

wants to put a scrunchie on as a skirt.

:

00:53:40,765 --> 00:53:41,585

But it's not cute.

:

00:53:42,705 --> 00:53:45,245

Carissa: No, not for

hairpiece and not as a skirt.

:

00:53:45,825 --> 00:53:47,205

Peter: No, it's not cute either way.

:

00:53:48,065 --> 00:53:48,285

No.

:

00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:48,965

Like what?

:

00:53:49,635 --> 00:53:50,285

Come on.

:

00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:53,965

That breeze should be enough

on the lips to cover up.

:

00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:55,365

I don't know.

:

00:53:55,425 --> 00:53:56,845

Is there no sensitivity down there?

:

00:53:57,085 --> 00:53:59,165

I am a gold stargaze, so I don't, you can

:

00:53:59,405 --> 00:54:00,405

Carissa: probably feel the breeze.

:

00:54:00,695 --> 00:54:01,325

Let's be honest.

:

00:54:02,705 --> 00:54:05,065

I know I feel a breeze if

my ass crack is hanging out.

:

00:54:05,095 --> 00:54:07,305

Yeah, so the front bu

:

00:54:07,305 --> 00:54:08,565

Peter: hangs out and it's cold too.

:

00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,450

Carissa: It's again,

frigid day down there.

:

00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:13,730

Shaun: A cold day in hell.

:

00:54:14,730 --> 00:54:15,020

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:18,340

I haven't heard of the Indie LEAs

though, but I guess it makes sense

:

00:54:18,340 --> 00:54:22,660

because a lot of these new artists

that are coming up, they sound very

:

00:54:22,900 --> 00:54:27,260

reminiscent of the end of the eighties,

very nineties, early nineties.

:

00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:27,380

Yeah.

:

00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:27,820

Yeah,

:

00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:28,780

Carissa: I agree.

:

00:54:30,090 --> 00:54:37,000

Shaun: And a lot of the styles are

more on the edgier, side too, which

:

00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:42,510

I feel like fits more into that

indie sleaze, grunge type aesthetic.

:

00:54:42,970 --> 00:54:45,070

Trying to grasp the

words there for a second.

:

00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:46,840

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:52,520

Since we decided to talk about absolute

ridiculousness, and I know Sean and I

:

00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,320

have watched it, but Carissa, do you.

:

00:54:55,050 --> 00:54:58,510

Do you know anything about the Amy

Bradley cruise ship disappearance?

:

00:54:58,850 --> 00:55:00,190

Carissa: Listen, I know a little bit.

:

00:55:00,190 --> 00:55:03,110

This lady got lost in

:

:

00:55:03,110 --> 00:55:03,870

That's all I know.

:

00:55:04,610 --> 00:55:05,710

That's as far as it gets.

:

00:55:06,150 --> 00:55:09,150

I haven't watched it, but I have heard

about it and people have told me I should

:

00:55:09,150 --> 00:55:10,550

watch it, so I guess I gotta get on it.

:

00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:11,030

Your

:

00:55:11,030 --> 00:55:13,510

Shaun: dad is still asking

what happened to Amy Bradley?

:

00:55:14,510 --> 00:55:16,210

Carissa: You know, I don't know about him.

:

00:55:16,210 --> 00:55:16,730

Sometimes

:

00:55:17,730 --> 00:55:20,630

Peter: we have to tread lightly here

because they are trending again.

:

00:55:21,475 --> 00:55:26,655

But just it's really not that

uncommon for people to go missing.

:

00:55:26,705 --> 00:55:30,095

About 200 plus people go

missing on cruise ships.

:

00:55:31,075 --> 00:55:33,005

Yeah, because they fucking get drunk

:

00:55:33,025 --> 00:55:35,725

Carissa: and fall overboard, or they

never get back on the damn ship because

:

00:55:35,725 --> 00:55:37,685

they're fucking drunk wherever they stop.

:

00:55:38,535 --> 00:55:38,885

Peter: Sorry.

:

00:55:38,905 --> 00:55:40,125

Let me, people are just drunk.

:

00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:41,085

Carissa: They're just drunk.

:

00:55:41,935 --> 00:55:42,375

Peter: Lemme rephrase.

:

00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:42,815

I'm very upset.

:

00:55:43,015 --> 00:55:43,215

Rephrase that.

:

00:55:43,525 --> 00:55:48,695

It's 200 plus people go have gone

missing on cruise ships since:

:

00:55:49,595 --> 00:55:50,575

Oh, okay.

:

00:55:51,285 --> 00:55:51,575

Yeah.

:

00:55:51,755 --> 00:55:54,255

And 70% of them are unresolved right now.

:

00:55:54,635 --> 00:55:54,855

So

:

00:55:55,515 --> 00:55:58,575

Carissa: Sharks, kidnappings

drunk, drownings drunk.

:

00:55:58,575 --> 00:55:58,855

Drunk,

:

00:55:59,255 --> 00:56:00,495

Shaun: drowning, and

:

00:56:00,585 --> 00:56:00,935

Carissa: drunk.

:

00:56:01,065 --> 00:56:01,415

Drunk.

:

00:56:01,575 --> 00:56:04,095

Shaun: I know that most of the

time if someone goes just fed up

:

00:56:04,095 --> 00:56:04,895

with their life goes overboard.

:

00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:05,615

They're not found

:

00:56:06,615 --> 00:56:09,675

Peter: if you, let's be honest, if you

go overboard, you don't want to be found.

:

00:56:10,645 --> 00:56:11,145

Shaun: If you go

:

00:56:11,145 --> 00:56:14,545

Peter: overboard, you, that's

a good point You had to try.

:

00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:18,225

In my opinion, that's very

like the most dramatic.

:

00:56:18,325 --> 00:56:18,545

Yes.

:

00:56:18,645 --> 00:56:22,425

If you had to, if you're going overboard

on a cruise ship, you have to try.

:

00:56:22,525 --> 00:56:24,065

If you're doing it over your own volition.

:

00:56:24,325 --> 00:56:25,525

Carissa: Did you see the

other day that it's a chore?

:

00:56:25,725 --> 00:56:27,685

Somebody fell overboard

off the icon from the pool.

:

00:56:27,865 --> 00:56:28,885

The icon of the seas.

:

00:56:29,035 --> 00:56:29,325

Shaun: Yeah.

:

00:56:29,395 --> 00:56:31,085

Your mom was iconic.

:

00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:32,325

Carissa: Yeah, it's very iconic.

:

00:56:32,705 --> 00:56:35,685

And the funny, wait, the funniest part of

that was when mom was showing the video.

:

00:56:36,645 --> 00:56:37,145

To dad.

:

00:56:37,165 --> 00:56:37,585

Mm-hmm.

:

00:56:37,665 --> 00:56:40,585

She goes, look, it's the same thing

you were doing when you were flopping

:

00:56:40,585 --> 00:56:42,345

like a mermaid into the other hot tub.

:

00:56:43,345 --> 00:56:45,525

Peter: Oh my God, that ship is too big.

:

00:56:46,195 --> 00:56:46,885

It's too big.

:

00:56:47,305 --> 00:56:48,485

It should not you.

:

00:56:48,485 --> 00:56:51,765

And you can't even manage that many

people on a fucking cruise ship.

:

00:56:51,815 --> 00:56:54,445

There are 9,000 people on that damn shit.

:

00:56:54,865 --> 00:56:55,765

Carissa: That's a lot of people.

:

00:56:56,115 --> 00:56:56,405

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:56:57,065 --> 00:56:59,765

I'm surprised more people

haven't gone over on it.

:

00:57:00,665 --> 00:57:02,465

Carissa: A lot of people haven't

tried the mermaid trend, I guess.

:

00:57:03,465 --> 00:57:03,955

Peter: They try.

:

00:57:03,955 --> 00:57:06,875

They're trying to get

their whole new album on.

:

00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:10,655

It is a whole new world when you go

from the freaking cruise ship isn't

:

00:57:10,655 --> 00:57:12,095

to the Atlantic ISN Ocean, isn't that?

:

00:57:12,835 --> 00:57:13,055

Yes.

:

00:57:14,055 --> 00:57:16,795

That's what I said, Sean, you

shouldn't be singing Aladin.

:

00:57:17,795 --> 00:57:20,545

Bring that back part of your world.

:

00:57:21,545 --> 00:57:24,235

They definitely went and

became part of the world there.

:

00:57:25,235 --> 00:57:29,915

I could not, I would just drown me,

just drown myself if I fell off a cruise

:

00:57:30,035 --> 00:57:32,595

ship as I am terrified of the ocean.

:

00:57:33,255 --> 00:57:35,355

Carissa: If you fall off a cruise

ship, the shark's coming for you.

:

00:57:35,355 --> 00:57:36,875

Sorry, just saying, if

:

00:57:36,875 --> 00:57:39,675

Peter: I fall off a cruise

ship, I will make myself chum

:

00:57:39,995 --> 00:57:40,595

Carissa: a lot of protein.

:

00:57:41,235 --> 00:57:42,675

Peter: I will chum myself.

:

00:57:42,945 --> 00:57:44,355

He's swimming towards the propellers.

:

00:57:45,355 --> 00:57:46,755

I couldn't miss those if I tried.

:

00:57:47,755 --> 00:57:53,215

But yeah, this basically a woman who,

a lesbian woman, and I'm going to

:

00:57:53,215 --> 00:57:56,665

say that because she came out to her

parents before they went on the cruise

:

00:57:56,665 --> 00:57:58,025

and their parents didn't accept that.

:

00:57:58,325 --> 00:57:58,745

Mm-hmm.

:

00:57:59,205 --> 00:58:03,895

Went missing on the cruise

ship on the third port.

:

00:58:03,915 --> 00:58:05,455

Was it third or fourth port?

:

00:58:06,675 --> 00:58:08,445

They left from San Juan.

:

00:58:08,565 --> 00:58:09,045

Shaun: I remember that.

:

00:58:09,635 --> 00:58:09,925

Peter: Yeah.

:

00:58:10,305 --> 00:58:12,845

And she went missing in Caro.

:

00:58:13,815 --> 00:58:20,595

First off, I'm gonna tell you the antics

that I am, I'm not pleased with this

:

00:58:20,595 --> 00:58:26,555

woman went missing and she literally

had four nations come to look for her.

:

00:58:27,555 --> 00:58:31,815

If a brown person fell off a cruise ship,

you're lucky if one comes out in a dinghy.

:

00:58:32,905 --> 00:58:33,675

Carissa: Yeah, that's crazy.

:

00:58:34,425 --> 00:58:34,715

Shaun: Four

:

00:58:34,715 --> 00:58:34,915

Peter: people.

:

00:58:34,915 --> 00:58:35,115

Did

:

00:58:35,115 --> 00:58:35,715

Carissa: she have a lot of money?

:

00:58:35,895 --> 00:58:36,435

Was she rich?

:

00:58:36,935 --> 00:58:37,155

It

:

00:58:37,255 --> 00:58:40,065

Shaun: they were, it looked

like they may have had.

:

00:58:40,540 --> 00:58:45,110

Yeah, money from what we could tell in

the documentary, but it didn't specify.

:

00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,750

Peter: Yeah, they didn't specify

like the means, but they were

:

00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:50,950

giving like a $500,000 reward

:

00:58:51,210 --> 00:58:52,350

Shaun: and the house, it's a lot of money.

:

00:58:52,770 --> 00:58:55,870

The house that they showed, if

it was really their house was a

:

00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:59,150

very big, very beautiful house.

:

00:59:00,090 --> 00:59:04,560

Peter: So her parents still have

her duffle bag with all of her stuff

:

00:59:04,590 --> 00:59:07,500

from the cruise on in their attic.

:

00:59:08,530 --> 00:59:12,710

So they opened it again on the

documentary and all of our stuff was like

:

00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,150

Brown and then Ziploc bags and stuff.

:

00:59:15,945 --> 00:59:16,685

It was very creepy.

:

00:59:17,195 --> 00:59:18,325

Carissa: That is super creepy.

:

00:59:19,065 --> 00:59:24,925

Peter: But the thing with her story is

that she went missing in:

:

00:59:24,925 --> 00:59:27,125

have been sightings of her to this day.

:

00:59:27,275 --> 00:59:27,565

Yeah.

:

00:59:27,705 --> 00:59:29,645

On both Barbados and Ow.

:

00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:33,005

So they think she was

sold into sex trafficking.

:

00:59:33,185 --> 00:59:33,725

Sex slavery.

:

00:59:34,545 --> 00:59:38,725

And another weird thing, and I don't, I'm

sorry, not sorry if you haven't watched

:

00:59:38,785 --> 00:59:42,605

it but every year around birthdays.

:

00:59:43,930 --> 00:59:44,490

Holidays.

:

00:59:45,270 --> 00:59:51,640

Barbados has an IP address that keeps

clicking on their family photos and stuff

:

00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:55,640

on socials and lingers and everything.

:

00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:57,920

So they believe that she's still alive.

:

00:59:58,150 --> 00:59:58,680

Carissa: It's creepy.

:

00:59:59,110 --> 00:59:59,400

Yeah.

:

01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:06,120

Peter: So anyway, she went missing

:

:

01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,520

over the media ever since then.

:

01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:14,850

There was a Navy person that saw her

in carousel or claims to have seen her.

:

01:00:14,910 --> 01:00:17,770

And then there was a lady that we

didn't believe on the documentary

:

01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:19,530

that says she saw her in Barbados.

:

01:00:19,550 --> 01:00:26,360

And lo and behold, that was the last place

in the IP address where she was spotted.

:

01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:27,600

So yeah,

:

01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:28,840

Shaun: I remember watching it.

:

01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:28,960

Wow.

:

01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,720

And being like, I don't

know if I believe that lady.

:

01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,040

And then.

:

01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,495

The other information came

out later on and I'm like, oh,

:

01:00:35,115 --> 01:00:36,305

maybe she was telling the truth.

:

01:00:37,095 --> 01:00:37,385

Yeah.

:

01:00:37,475 --> 01:00:39,625

Carissa: Maybe she's living

her best life in Barbados.

:

01:00:40,135 --> 01:00:40,425

Shaun: Yeah,

:

01:00:40,515 --> 01:00:41,225

Peter: maybe she is.

:

01:00:41,365 --> 01:00:42,625

Carissa: She was just

like, fuck it, I'm gay.

:

01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:43,345

Nobody likes me.

:

01:00:43,365 --> 01:00:44,145

I'm gonna go live here.

:

01:00:44,795 --> 01:00:48,515

Peter: The running theory is that

she went into, she was sold into sex

:

01:00:48,515 --> 01:00:52,355

slavery and that she has children there.

:

01:00:52,535 --> 01:00:53,035

Carissa: Oh, damn.

:

01:00:53,375 --> 01:00:56,595

Peter: So they must, they think that

they're holding the children from her.

:

01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:01,100

Shaun: Or that they could be

threatening her family saying oh,

:

01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,900

if you do or say anything, then

:

01:01:03,370 --> 01:01:03,660

Peter: yeah.

:

01:01:03,690 --> 01:01:04,460

Shaun: That will hurt them.

:

01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:05,260

Peter: That's weird,

:

01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:06,260

Carissa: right?

:

01:01:06,260 --> 01:01:06,460

Yeah.

:

01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:07,140

Very sad.

:

01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:08,540

Peter: Yeah, it is very sad.

:

01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,150

But there's nothing we could do about it.

:

01:01:10,410 --> 01:01:12,950

She got media coverage.

:

01:01:13,050 --> 01:01:14,630

Her parents been looking for years.

:

01:01:14,740 --> 01:01:16,630

They have a reward out for her.

:

01:01:17,410 --> 01:01:20,350

She has her own Netflix documentary

now, so she's still famous.

:

01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,550

Carissa: She's making bank.

:

01:01:21,620 --> 01:01:21,910

Yeah.

:

01:01:22,050 --> 01:01:23,270

And living in Barbados.

:

01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,460

That's, I stand on that.

:

01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:25,020

That's my running theory.

:

01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:26,540

I stand on that.

:

01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:32,150

Peter: That's my running theory is

that her parents are just cashing in.

:

01:01:32,150 --> 01:01:35,910

She's just living, drinking, fucking

drinks on the beach and bari,

:

01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:37,710

Carissa: she got lost on purpose.

:

01:01:38,140 --> 01:01:38,430

Yeah.

:

01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:40,290

Peter: Anyway.

:

01:01:40,670 --> 01:01:43,490

So yeah, that, that's the

whole Amy Bradley thing.

:

01:01:43,990 --> 01:01:48,520

But tell us everyone, would you

ever board a cruise ship after this?

:

01:01:49,420 --> 01:01:52,270

Tell us your surprising vacation

story for a future segment.

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01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:53,830

Haunted or hilarious.

:

01:01:54,090 --> 01:01:54,750

We want both.

:

01:01:56,210 --> 01:01:56,430

Yes.

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01:01:57,430 --> 01:01:58,360

Take it away, Sean.

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01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:00,160

Shaun: All right.

:

01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,380

So let's just do some

rapid fire hot takes.

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01:02:05,185 --> 01:02:06,205

I'm gonna read some off.

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01:02:06,445 --> 01:02:08,805

I want to know what you

guys think about them.

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01:02:08,825 --> 01:02:09,525

Do you agree?

:

01:02:09,525 --> 01:02:10,365

Do you disagree?

:

01:02:11,365 --> 01:02:11,445

Hmm.

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01:02:11,675 --> 01:02:11,965

Okay,

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01:02:12,585 --> 01:02:12,965

Carissa: I'm ready.

:

01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:14,645

Shaun: Pineapple on pizza.

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01:02:15,085 --> 01:02:15,525

I love it.

:

01:02:15,705 --> 01:02:16,485

Oh, love it.

:

01:02:16,945 --> 01:02:18,525

So you do not agree that it is a crime?

:

01:02:18,785 --> 01:02:19,645

It is not a crime.

:

01:02:19,745 --> 01:02:19,965

No.

:

01:02:20,275 --> 01:02:21,525

It's a crime to not eat it.

:

01:02:22,775 --> 01:02:23,125

Sweet,

:

01:02:23,215 --> 01:02:24,845

Carissa: sweet and

savory is the way to go.

:

01:02:25,765 --> 01:02:27,325

Shaun: I 100% agree.

:

01:02:27,525 --> 01:02:27,765

I cannot.

:

01:02:28,385 --> 01:02:31,095

Understand the discourse

behind pineapple and pizza,

:

01:02:31,675 --> 01:02:36,095

Peter: in my opinion, California,

sorry, but broccoli doesn't belong on

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01:02:36,095 --> 01:02:38,575

a pizza unless it's a vegetarian pizza.

:

01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,775

It does not belong on a pizza

is not a singular topping.

:

01:02:42,035 --> 01:02:43,975

No, it's not a singular,

no, no, no, no, no.

:

01:02:44,035 --> 01:02:45,935

Do not come from my pineapple and ham.

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01:02:46,935 --> 01:02:47,285

Crocs.

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01:02:48,215 --> 01:02:48,665

Fuck that.

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01:02:48,815 --> 01:02:49,105

Fuck

:

01:02:49,105 --> 01:02:49,545

Carissa: that shit.

:

01:02:49,885 --> 01:02:50,385

Shaun: Oh my God.

:

01:02:50,385 --> 01:02:50,825

They're ugly.

:

01:02:51,165 --> 01:02:51,385

I'm

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01:02:51,385 --> 01:02:51,905

Carissa: never wearing them.

:

01:02:52,025 --> 01:02:53,785

I don't care how fucking

comfortable they are.

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01:02:53,785 --> 01:02:54,705

They're awful looking.

:

01:02:55,085 --> 01:02:56,345

Shaun: Can I just tell a quick story?

:

01:02:56,425 --> 01:02:59,545

I was at the doctor's the other

day and I'm waiting to get blood

:

01:02:59,545 --> 01:03:05,095

work done and I can overhear these,

sorry, white people talking about

:

01:03:05,305 --> 01:03:07,255

Crocs and how nice Crocs are.

:

01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:08,535

Crocs are so nice.

:

01:03:09,315 --> 01:03:09,855

No, they're not.

:

01:03:11,075 --> 01:03:11,965

They look stupid.

:

01:03:12,765 --> 01:03:13,565

Peter: I really hate them.

:

01:03:13,885 --> 01:03:16,805

I hate when people buy those

little trinkets to put on 'em.

:

01:03:16,985 --> 01:03:19,285

And then you got the ridiculous

people that put on the little

:

01:03:19,455 --> 01:03:20,725

plows to kick the snow.

:

01:03:20,875 --> 01:03:22,485

Carissa: Have you seen

the ones, the little toes?

:

01:03:23,305 --> 01:03:23,525

Peter: No.

:

01:03:23,745 --> 01:03:24,965

Carissa: You can put toes in the holes.

:

01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:25,525

Mm-hmm.

:

01:03:25,605 --> 01:03:27,965

So it looks like your toes are

poking out and they're hairy.

:

01:03:29,065 --> 01:03:29,805

Peter: That's sexy.

:

01:03:30,395 --> 01:03:31,005

Carissa: It's cute.

:

01:03:31,565 --> 01:03:31,805

Peter: Yeah.

:

01:03:32,415 --> 01:03:36,165

Lemme just slide my foot into an amoeba

and then poke my toes out so you can like.

:

01:03:36,635 --> 01:03:37,735

Battle night digits.

:

01:03:38,945 --> 01:03:40,055

Nasty fucking people.

:

01:03:40,155 --> 01:03:41,335

Anyway, sorry.

:

01:03:42,335 --> 01:03:46,385

Shaun: Alright, so we've got a, how

do you feel about this statement?

:

01:03:47,245 --> 01:03:49,425

Not everything is a trauma response.

:

01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:50,925

I agree.

:

01:03:51,275 --> 01:03:52,845

Sometimes you're just being rude.

:

01:03:53,075 --> 01:03:53,765

Yeah, yeah.

:

01:03:53,795 --> 01:03:54,685

Sometimes you're

:

01:03:54,685 --> 01:03:55,325

Carissa: just an asshole.

:

01:03:55,785 --> 01:03:56,205

Agreed.

:

01:03:57,205 --> 01:04:01,015

Peter: It's not even, sometimes more

people, often than not now are assholes.

:

01:04:01,115 --> 01:04:01,895

Carissa: That's a good point.

:

01:04:02,895 --> 01:04:03,385

Shaun: Alright.

:

01:04:04,730 --> 01:04:08,830

TikTok Capitalism, is it an addiction

or is it community building addiction?

:

01:04:09,710 --> 01:04:10,480

Peter: It's an addiction.

:

01:04:10,630 --> 01:04:10,920

Shaun: Yeah.

:

01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:11,680

I agree.

:

01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:12,040

I

:

01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:12,280

Peter: agree.

:

01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:16,320

Shaun: I thought at first it was great

for like small businesses, but now

:

01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,960

it just is getting a little on hand.

:

01:04:18,150 --> 01:04:19,080

It's great for the small

:

01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:19,360

Peter: minded,

:

01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,250

Shaun: Kesha's new album

versus Taylor's last album.

:

01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:26,190

Peter: That's like ecstasy and coke.

:

01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:28,950

They're so different.

:

01:04:29,410 --> 01:04:29,850

I don't know.

:

01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:34,440

I like Taylor's, but I don't know.

:

01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:37,340

I like think I like Taylor's

because you've been.

:

01:04:38,330 --> 01:04:39,535

Playing Kesha so much.

:

01:04:39,875 --> 01:04:41,095

Carissa: I'm excited that Kesha's back.

:

01:04:41,325 --> 01:04:42,215

Peter: Yeah, I am too.

:

01:04:42,395 --> 01:04:45,855

Carissa: Taylor has just been like,

she's been consistent for a long time.

:

01:04:46,285 --> 01:04:46,575

Shaun: Yeah.

:

01:04:47,495 --> 01:04:52,175

I will say Ke Taylor's album

is overall a better album.

:

01:04:52,805 --> 01:04:56,135

Kesha's is more exciting because

Chris has said, Taylor's been is

:

01:04:56,135 --> 01:04:57,855

consistent, she's been consistent.

:

01:04:57,915 --> 01:04:59,775

We always know she's gonna

give us something good.

:

01:04:59,904 --> 01:05:00,255

Right.

:

01:05:00,475 --> 01:05:02,904

Kesha has had a few

questionable ones, especially.

:

01:05:04,005 --> 01:05:06,165

I enjoyed the album she

did before this one.

:

01:05:06,585 --> 01:05:07,725

It was weird though.

:

01:05:07,745 --> 01:05:08,805

It was really weird.

:

01:05:09,465 --> 01:05:14,495

So it was nice to see her do something

that's a little bit more, for

:

01:05:14,495 --> 01:05:15,535

lack of a better word, mainstream,

:

01:05:15,654 --> 01:05:15,945

Peter: yeah.

:

01:05:16,575 --> 01:05:20,305

It's been a long time since we

heard her in the news in general.

:

01:05:20,955 --> 01:05:21,305

Carissa: Right.

:

01:05:21,925 --> 01:05:22,945

Peter: And she's been everywhere.

:

01:05:23,415 --> 01:05:23,705

Yeah.

:

01:05:24,205 --> 01:05:24,705

So good

:

01:05:24,705 --> 01:05:24,985

Shaun: for her.

:

01:05:25,205 --> 01:05:26,945

But I think Taylor's album was better.

:

01:05:27,945 --> 01:05:32,515

Last hot take, and I don't know if

Chris has heard anything about this, but

:

01:05:32,515 --> 01:05:35,135

maybe she has mistress for All Stars.

:

01:05:35,154 --> 01:05:35,575

11.

:

01:05:36,115 --> 01:05:36,335

No.

:

01:05:36,445 --> 01:05:36,935

Fuck that.

:

01:05:37,195 --> 01:05:37,415

No,

:

01:05:38,095 --> 01:05:38,455

Peter: absolutely not.

:

01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:39,335

Shaun: Don't bring her back.

:

01:05:39,335 --> 01:05:40,535

Don't bring her on the show ever again.

:

01:05:40,635 --> 01:05:41,135

She sucks.

:

01:05:41,435 --> 01:05:42,015

We hate her.

:

01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,375

Her initials literally are men and

:

01:05:44,375 --> 01:05:44,615

Peter: black.

:

01:05:44,615 --> 01:05:44,815

Black.

:

01:05:45,815 --> 01:05:48,475

Carissa: The only thing I know about

this is what you guys have told me.

:

01:05:49,715 --> 01:05:50,595

Peter: I can't stand her.

:

01:05:51,595 --> 01:05:53,255

Her name is Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

:

01:05:53,255 --> 01:05:56,355

But the acronym is Man in Black or Me.

:

01:05:57,025 --> 01:05:57,315

Okay.

:

01:05:58,315 --> 01:05:59,835

Miserable Brooks.

:

01:06:00,675 --> 01:06:00,965

Yeah.

:

01:06:01,565 --> 01:06:02,645

Miserable Idiot Bitch.

:

01:06:03,285 --> 01:06:03,404

Yeah.

:

01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:03,965

How about that?

:

01:06:05,355 --> 01:06:06,725

Yeah, I don't know.

:

01:06:06,965 --> 01:06:07,605

I don't know.

:

01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:07,845

She

:

01:06:07,845 --> 01:06:09,325

Shaun: shouldn't come back at all.

:

01:06:10,275 --> 01:06:12,735

Listen, keep your hot tickets coming.

:

01:06:13,215 --> 01:06:14,975

Everyone send them to us, DM us.

:

01:06:15,745 --> 01:06:22,675

Comment to us, tag us in your drama

so we can laugh about it, read

:

01:06:22,675 --> 01:06:24,565

you whatever, we're down for it.

:

01:06:25,225 --> 01:06:30,895

But really we just want to see who

can send us the most hilarious thing.

:

01:06:30,895 --> 01:06:34,295

And maybe we'll name a drink

after you in an upcoming week.

:

01:06:35,154 --> 01:06:35,375

Yes.

:

01:06:35,675 --> 01:06:39,085

Peter: And Sean now has his whole

minisodes with making drinks.

:

01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:39,940

Yes.

:

01:06:40,005 --> 01:06:40,365

Shaun: I like it.

:

01:06:40,765 --> 01:06:41,125

I like it.

:

01:06:41,225 --> 01:06:47,095

Our first mocktail should be coming

out tonight, so tune into our socials

:

01:06:47,095 --> 01:06:49,055

to see a video of us trying that.

:

01:06:49,765 --> 01:06:54,895

Peter: Yeah, it's gonna be fun, but I'm

gonna have the cocktail version cock.

:

01:06:55,779 --> 01:06:57,230

Tail, and I'm just gonna stand in

:

01:06:57,230 --> 01:06:57,990

Carissa: the background and look cute.

:

01:06:58,529 --> 01:06:58,750

Peter: Why?

:

01:06:58,750 --> 01:06:59,950

You're not gonna drink the mocktail.

:

01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,390

He's making a mocktail.

:

01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:03,580

Carissa: Yeah, I can drink

the mocktail, but I wanna look

:

01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:04,500

cute while you guys make it.

:

01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,050

Shaun: Let's be honest.

:

01:07:06,050 --> 01:07:07,570

Chris is gonna smolder in the background.

:

01:07:07,930 --> 01:07:08,370

That's it.

:

01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:09,410

Just

:

01:07:09,779 --> 01:07:11,770

Carissa: smile devilishly.

:

01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:12,970

Call that

:

01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:13,810

Peter: the riz.

:

01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:15,090

Fucking ridiculous.

:

01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:17,410

What does that mean anyway?

:

01:07:17,510 --> 01:07:18,650

I'm not even gonna say it.

:

01:07:18,820 --> 01:07:19,170

Sorry.

:

01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:22,970

Shaun: I don't know what it

means, but spiraling is only

:

01:07:22,970 --> 01:07:24,730

healthy if it's communal.

:

01:07:25,140 --> 01:07:29,210

Group therapy in podcast

form is good for everyone.

:

01:07:30,210 --> 01:07:33,029

Carissa: If the world's gone, d

Lulu might as well commit to the bit

:

01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:36,440

Peter: Who knows if we've changed

anything, but if you laughed,

:

01:07:36,630 --> 01:07:40,200

learned or felt less alone,

share with your fellow disasters.

:

01:07:41,470 --> 01:07:42,220

Until next time.

:

01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:44,805

This has been apocalypse and avocados.

:

01:07:45,220 --> 01:07:46,050

We'll catch you later.

:

01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,930

Bang, bye.

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